# Post Titles That Are Guaranteed to Receive 0 Replies **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 14, 2002, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085 "2002-06-14T19:13:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/61 "2004-12-23T21:35:45Z")
GQ - Blood engorged ticks in my dogs ear - How many are normal? GD - Adolph Hitler - “Great” or “Super Great”? CS - “Queer Eye” - Who’s a bottom, who’s a top? MPSIMS - Last week in Vegas, I married my Aunt! IMHO - Why are transgendered people so crabby all the time? The Pit - Who’s the hottest female mod? I vote for TVeblen! ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/62 "2004-12-23T21:37:19Z")
> [@astro](#): > > GD - Adolph Hitler - “Great” or “Super Great”? **astro** there’s a GQ thread you might be able to answer… ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/63 "2004-12-23T22:15:10Z")
> [@ChiefScott](#): > > . Somebody else started a Hot or Not thread and it went to two pages. Where the hell did your post go??? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![chukhung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@chukhung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chukhung)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/64 "2004-12-23T22:27:20Z")
ATMB, CoCC, CoSR, GQ, GD, CS, IMHO, MPSIMS **AND** The Pit: **The Grapist just wants to love!** And on that note, I’ll offer the following holiday couplet: As I’m sure he’d proclaim (if he wasn’t banned from the site): Merry Grapemas to all! And to all a good night! ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/65 "2004-12-24T01:37:13Z")
l33t h4xx0rz r00l!!! ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/66 "2004-12-24T01:46:31Z")
Which is your favourite _Eagles_’ song? ---
**Author:** ![legion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/838e76/32.png) [@legion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/legion)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/67 "2004-12-24T01:57:58Z")
I really **do** have a 1920’s style death ray. Honest. (Pics and specs here.) ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/68 "2004-12-24T02:08:27Z")
Most of these threads would get a ton of replies. Under the category of threads with the highest views vs. fewest replies: **Ladies: Intimate “female” problem, (TMI warning for the men!)** or **Straight guys: Post your homosexual fantasies here!** ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/69 "2004-12-24T02:11:23Z")
**Who else uses an RJ3 connecting ring for their NX 4-20?** ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/70 "2004-12-24T02:28:40Z")
IT’s ITS!!! What shape is Spam (not the can, just the ham)? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/71 "2004-12-24T03:25:51Z")
Who’s Up For NUNAVIT Dopefest? ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/72 "2004-12-24T06:30:27Z")
[GQ] - If air is matter, why can’t I see it? [GD] - God vs. Satan in a Wrestling Match [CS] - Did anyone else know that Linda Richman was really Mike Myers? [IMHO] - What sexual fetish do you not tell anyone you have? [MPSIMS] - Want to learn Esperanto? [BBQ] - I pit Christopher Reeve. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/73 "2004-12-24T08:22:25Z")
> [@pesch](#): > > Cafe Society – “Scooby-Doo The Movie” appreciation thread Would you settle for [Location pics from Scooby Doo 2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=188811)? (Replies: 0) Heck, even your humble OP said “I didn’t think it was worth exposing film for,” but I thought _somebody_ would be interested. Turned out it wasn’t _such_ a scoop. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/74 "2004-12-24T08:50:09Z")
**What’s Oozing From You?** ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/75 "2004-12-24T09:02:50Z")
Who Else Thinks Bea Arthur Is A Hottie?! (Actually met her and she is very nice…but think this thread might die quickly.) ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/76 "2004-12-24T15:08:26Z")
Pauly Shore fan club Websites with a startling scream Are you wanted by the law? What’s the best thing to use for cutting cocaine? I have a fever of 106, should I see a doctor? How much should I charge for an ounce of pot? Does anyone have $10,000 they can lend me? I haven’t learned how to tie my shoes yet I’m having PMS, want to talk? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/77 "2004-12-24T15:11:15Z")
Will ever Doper send me a dollar so I can take a vacation? [Insert soap actor name] died today. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/78 "2004-12-24T15:58:12Z")
Excuses you have used for beating your wife Anyone want to buy some homemade gin? Reasons you should pay more taxes. What’s your favorite password, and where do you use it? Is it cold in Chicago this time of year? How do you sneak things on to an airliner? Can I borrow your kids for a secret experiment? ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/79 "2004-12-24T16:03:16Z")
> [@ccwaterback](#): > > Can I borrow your kids for a secret experiment? Should I admit to using this as a chat-up line 😉 (I’d be more worried if it got lots of replies :rolleyes: ) ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/80 "2004-12-24T16:14:55Z")
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