# Post Titles That Are Guaranteed to Receive 0 Replies **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 14, 2002, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085 "2002-06-14T19:13:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/81 "2004-12-24T16:17:10Z")
> [@Sam Stone](#): > > **What’s Oozing From You?** Hardly. This is one [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=106449&highlight=pimples) that refuses to die. Nothing like a TMI oozing thread. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/82 "2004-12-24T16:55:20Z")
The Christian Fundamentalist Appreciation Thread Winnemucca, NV Megadopefest! So, who likes Air Supply? ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/83 "2004-12-24T17:32:17Z")
[Really large hard drives and external enclosures](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=293220) Not one reply to that. Not even any replies from the makers of drive enclosures when I sent emails! Bah. ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/84 "2004-12-24T17:36:47Z")
This harks back to the great thread Threads That You Know The Mods Will Close Down… Revive it!Revive it!.. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/85 "2004-12-24T19:39:46Z")
> [@Agent Foxtrot](#): > > [GQ] - If air is matter, why can’t I see it? > > [GD] - God vs. Satan in a Wrestling Match > > [IMHO] - What sexual fetish do you not tell anyone you have? > > [MPSIMS] - Want to learn Esperanto? Based on what I have seen in the past few years, I can assure you with 95% confidence that you’d get replies to each of those posts. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/86 "2004-12-24T20:05:20Z")
> [@lel](#): > > Winnemucca, NV Megadopefest! Are you REALLY sure you wouldn’t get many replies to that one? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/87 "2004-12-24T20:25:48Z")
**Any Nomadic Chinese Political Prisoners Here?** :eek: **Are You Really a Space Alien?** **What’s Your Favorite U.S. State that Begins or Ends with Q?** ---
**Author:** ![The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_King_of_Soup)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2004, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/88 "2004-12-24T21:10:36Z")
Has anyone who has posted in this thread subsequently realized how much funnier it would have been not to have posted at all? ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/89 "2004-12-25T03:23:15Z")
“This thread was started by chaoticdonkey” ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/90 "2004-12-25T06:16:05Z")
**Describe Your Wiping Technique** ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/91 "2004-12-25T07:23:51Z")
Based off of Cafe Society right now, [Euphemisms for God](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=293610), started by yours truly. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/92 "2004-12-25T15:58:33Z")
> [@Sam Stone](#): > > **Describe Your Wiping Technique** Lol… [that one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=161455&highlight=wiping+butt) enjoyed 2 pages of replies. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/93 "2004-12-25T16:00:58Z")
We are winning the war in Iraq The war in Iraq was a good idea Signs that the turmoil in Iraq is stabilizing Most Iraqis will be pleased with their new government The vast majority of Iraqis love us, there’s just a couple bad apples Donald Rumsfeld for President Honorary degrees received by George W. Bush ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/94 "2004-12-25T16:21:19Z")
I have it. The ONE thread that WOULD receive 0 replies: What posts have you made that broke board rules in all kinds of ways but never got a warning from a mod? Please include links. And of course the originator would have to be a mod … I have posted a couple of threads that got 0 replies. Most recently, a thread in Cafe Society that said something to the effect of: “Have you changed your opinion of a main character radically upon rereading/reviewing a book or movie?” I can’t imagine what the problem was … ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/95 "2004-12-25T16:51:56Z")
\*\*When you lance a boil. what does the pus taste like? If you reply to this thread, I will hunt you down and butcher you. No foolin’. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/96 "2004-12-25T17:21:07Z")
Your favorite spyware Is your internet connection too fast? List the ways you cheat on your taxes All you have to do is drive the get-away car, I’ll take care of everything else Alien abductions, with pictures to prove it Government websites you have hacked ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/97 "2004-12-25T19:28:12Z")
Let’s face it. There’s NOTHING sacred amongst the Teeming Millions. ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/98 "2004-12-25T19:39:41Z")
The polo-playing, lesbian, beekeepers of Bismark, North Dakota Dopefest !!! ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/99 "2004-12-25T19:51:38Z")
> [@Sam Stone](#): > > **Describe Your Wiping Technique** I can see where that’d be a _very_ lively discussion…Bounty or Viva? Windex or Glass Plus? Top to bottom or bottom to top? Straight up and down or in circles? Then…there’s the whole matter of to squeegee or not to squeegee! ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine_and_Smiles)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/100 "2004-12-25T21:40:04Z")
What’s Your Favorite Shade of Red? Internet-less Dopers Club Pictures of Vomit, Vol. 4 Analysis of Shakespeare NOT, REPEAT, NOT FOR SCHOOL [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085.md?page=6)