# Post whatever's on your clipboard right now

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-whatevers-on-your-clipboard-right-now/442657>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 25, 2008, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-whatevers-on-your-clipboard-right-now/442657 "2008-03-25T07:38:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-whatevers-on-your-clipboard-right-now/442657/41 "2008-03-25T15:01:01Z")

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cabowman

My girlfriend was using this computer a few hours ago and a search reveals that it’s the email address of one of her English professors.

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**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-whatevers-on-your-clipboard-right-now/442657/42 "2008-03-25T15:01:36Z")

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ge98

Beat, it’s just part of a software activation code.

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-whatevers-on-your-clipboard-right-now/442657/43 "2008-03-25T15:09:19Z")

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, Dimmit

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**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-whatevers-on-your-clipboard-right-now/442657/44 "2008-03-25T15:14:41Z")

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(I just booted, my clipboard is empty.)

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-whatevers-on-your-clipboard-right-now/442657/45 "2008-03-25T15:28:47Z")

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I have half a book from Project Gutenberg on it. I don’t think the mods will appreciate that much text in this post. It’s been modified for my text to speech reader. Here’s the first paragraph.  
We crossed the court of the water of life and mounted steps  
That led to a wide and impressive portico, tommy frisking ahead  
Of us in a most excited way for a dog of his experience.  
Evidently the water had produced its effect upon him as well as  
Upon his masters. This portico was in a solemn style of  
Architecture which i cannot describe, because it differed from  
Any other that i know. It was not egyptian and not greek,  
Although its solidity reminded me of the former, and the beauty  
And grace of some of the columns, of the latter. The profuseness  
And rather grotesque character of the carvings suggested the  
Ruins of mexico and yucatan, and the enormous size of the blocks  
Of stone, those of peru and baalbec. In short, all the known  
Forms of ancient architecture might have found their inspiration  
Here, and the general effect was tremendous.

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**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-whatevers-on-your-clipboard-right-now/442657/46 "2008-03-25T15:47:01Z")

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Hi, all,

Here’s a list of the conference times for next week. Please double-check your time, and let me know as soon as possible if you need to reschedule or if you still need to sign up for a time slot.

[long list of my freshman comp students’ names and meeting times redacted]

This is my work computer. The home one might be more interesting.

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**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-whatevers-on-your-clipboard-right-now/442657/47 "2008-03-25T15:56:56Z")

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Contents valued at 500000 please check for adequacy

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-whatevers-on-your-clipboard-right-now/442657/48 "2008-03-25T15:58:35Z")

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FileCopy(“z:\common\autoit\itunesprefs.xml”,@UserProfileDir & “\Local Settings\Application data\Apple Computer\itunes\itunesprefs.xml”)

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**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-whatevers-on-your-clipboard-right-now/442657/49 "2008-03-25T16:01:07Z")

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Moon Mama the stars are little mice  
(I’m looking persistently for a children’s book I had years ago about a little alley cat who sang to the moon. A couple of excellent suggestions from fellow Dopers, alas, did not pan out; so the search goes on.)

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-whatevers-on-your-clipboard-right-now/442657/50 "2008-03-25T16:05:46Z")

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[http://www.flickr.com/photos/executionsinfo/2356506831/in/pool-35907091@N00/](http://www.flickr.com/photos/executionsinfo/2356506831/in/pool-35907091@N00/)

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**Author:** ![PaulParkhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@PaulParkhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaulParkhead)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-whatevers-on-your-clipboard-right-now/442657/51 "2008-03-25T16:08:19Z")

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mismatched tag at line 5, column 2, byte 131 at C:/usr/lib/XML/Parser.pm line 187

Oops.

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**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-whatevers-on-your-clipboard-right-now/442657/52 "2008-03-25T16:14:08Z")

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> [@clipboard](#):
>
> 5.Z **25MAR 1001 LZ** \*\*\*\*#  
> 5.ZCALLED TG AND SPOKE TO HARRY ABOUT DISCREPANCY ON#  
> 5.ZCC NUMBER USED. WAS ADVISED TO FOLLOW UP IN 48 HOURS#  
> 5.ZFOR CONFIRMATION OF INVOICING.#  
> 5.Z\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*#

If I were posting from home I’d probably have something much more interesting.

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**Author:** ![Figaro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ea666f/32.png) [@Figaro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Figaro)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-whatevers-on-your-clipboard-right-now/442657/53 "2008-03-25T16:18:09Z")

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X

(it’s marking the spot!)

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**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-whatevers-on-your-clipboard-right-now/442657/54 "2008-03-25T18:37:53Z")

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I’ve been laptop shopping 🙂

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**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-whatevers-on-your-clipboard-right-now/442657/55 "2008-03-25T18:40:37Z")

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"March 19, 2008, 6:30 p.m.

Bridgetown, Barbados

I know what you’re thinking. “Are these old codgers  
in bed already??” Well no, not really. We are resting  
up for a trip to the restaurant after a hot steamy  
day in Bridgetown. We’re both so sunburned from 5  
continuous days in the sun, we are absolutely worn out.  
(You are now saying…‘ahh that’s just toooooo bad’  
aren’t you).

We slept in until 8:00 this morning. Went to the  
Garden café for a nice leisurely breakfast. I was a bit  
disappointed because they were out of ‘thinly sliced  
smoke salmon’, but I made up for it by having two  
biscuits with gravy and an extra eggs benedict…I showed  
them… Ginni always gets an omelet, and I think  
they must use 4 eggs in them, because I honestly think  
two people could get fed on them.

We didn’t go ashore right away because we hadn’t  
planned any excursions other than wandering around town.  
When we did get off we took the shuttle bus down the  
pier to the main port exit. They have built a very nice  
tourist trap mall right at the end of the pier and  
you have to enter on one end and go to the other end,  
make a turn and go back to the other end before you can  
exit the building. A vendors dream if I ever saw one.

Once out of the building, we ran the gauntlet of taxi  
drivers and tour guide offers and made our way to  
town. It is about a half hour (at our pace) to town, but  
it is along a nicely designed shoreline parkway.

Once in town, we managed to get off the main drag,  
which was full of tourists (3 ships in port at the same  
time), and found a boardwalk area along the waterfront.  
It took us into a part of town that had a couple  
squares and the Barbados Parliament building. The guards  
at the gate told us that it is the oldest parliament  
building in the western hemisphere, at over 300 years  
old.

We wandered our way into old city, where there were  
street vegetable markets and what I call odds and ends  
vendors all over. Managed to find a KFC of all things  
in the middle of all this, so we stopped and had a  
Pepsi. I was beginning to feel the heat, and the Pepsi  
helped me get back to normal. We did a bit more  
wandering, then found our way back to the boardwalk, then to  
the parkway and headed back to the ship.

We got back here about 1:00, dropped our stuff in the  
cabin and went looking for food. We sat up on deck  
for a while. I edited some of my photos and Ginni read.  
About 4:00 I came down and tried to edit more photos  
but ended up falling asleep.

The captain just came on the overhead and said that  
this evening we would be experiencing some long swells.  
I just felt us roll thru one. This could be a fun  
evening. Up until now we haven’t even noticed we were  
moving, as the seas have been running anywhere from 1  
to 4 feet, which for a ship of this size is like  
sailing on glass. We are going to go to dinner about 7:30  
this evening, then if nature will allow might go to  
the deck party.

WHOOA, baby just took a nice roll…guess the  
captain knew what he was talking about.

It’s now 10:37 p.m… We have returned from a show by  
one of the crew of the Jean Ann Ryan troupe. She’s an  
up and coming singer. We managed to snag one of the  
lounge divans at the back and watched from a prone  
position most of the time. As soon as the show ended we  
came back here to the cabin, put together all the  
things we need for our tour in the morning, took all our  
pills, and hit the sack. We have to get up at 6:30 in  
the morning so we can be sure to be ready to go ashore  
as soon as the gangway opens. Our tour starts at  
8:30, and the ship isn’t due to arrive until 8:00. I have  
a feeling they will give us a few minutes leeway if  
we aren’t there on the dot.

The ship isn’t rocking too badly, but occasionally it  
feels as though we hit a chuck hole, and everything  
shudders. Just as long as she doesn’t start slipping n  
sliding…that’s a sure recipe for sea sickness.

Gotta catch some z’s. See ya tomorrow."

My in-laws were on vacation and somehow didn’t email my hubby.

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**Author:** ![toadspittle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c0e974/32.png) [@toadspittle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toadspittle)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-whatevers-on-your-clipboard-right-now/442657/56 "2008-03-25T18:51:20Z")

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Marty Gray #057

[ETA: Best thread game ever, by the way.]

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-whatevers-on-your-clipboard-right-now/442657/57 "2008-03-25T18:54:30Z")

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1. Were you a heavy (1 pack cigs or more a day) smoker?
2. How long has it been since you quit?
3. What caused you to quit?
4. Do you still crave tobacco and smoking?
5. If you do still crave, how often do you think about it?
6. If you do still crave, what helps you get over it?
7. Do you feel that you may someday fall off the wagon?

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**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-whatevers-on-your-clipboard-right-now/442657/58 "2008-03-25T18:57:54Z")

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14 K of G in a F P D

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-whatevers-on-your-clipboard-right-now/442657/59 "2008-03-25T19:01:23Z")

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Adobe After Effects 8.0 Keyframe Data

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Units Per Second	24
Source Width	177
Source Height	177
Source Pixel Aspect Ratio	1
Comp Pixel Aspect Ratio	1

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**Author:** ![toadspittle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c0e974/32.png) [@toadspittle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toadspittle)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2008, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-whatevers-on-your-clipboard-right-now/442657/60 "2008-03-25T19:07:09Z")

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[QUOTE=KRM]  
14 K of G in a F P D  
[/QUOTE]

Are you kidding??? Isn’t that damn thing dead yet?

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