# Post your apologies here **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 11, 2008, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-apologies-here/463122 "2008-09-11T17:25:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-apologies-here/463122/41 "2008-09-12T16:21:16Z")
J - I’m sorry I wasn’t enough to make you love me. T - I’m sorry you loved me too much. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-apologies-here/463122/42 "2008-09-12T16:27:45Z")
I’m sorry I caused all that cancer. [I’m sorry I caused all that throat cancer and all that bowel cancer. I was just on a roll . . . and I won’t do it again.](http://www.kithfan.org/work/transcripts/one/brucecancer.html) ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-apologies-here/463122/43 "2008-09-12T16:56:25Z")
> [@as\_u\_wish](#): > > \*\*\*\*I’m sorry no one recognized the quotation in my previous post. Was that from when he was being held upside down off a balcony? I apologize for having nothing to apologize for. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-apologies-here/463122/44 "2008-09-12T22:40:16Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Dolly Parton? A cursory examination of Dolly Parton might indicate that she is not a warLORD. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanTigerTamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@SuntanTigerTamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanTigerTamer)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-apologies-here/463122/45 "2008-09-12T23:10:10Z")
> [@malkavia](#): > > I’m sorry that I broke our marriage and that I didn’t try harder to put it back together. I’m also sorry that I’m angry at you for recognizing it is completely over before I did. You really didn’t deserve all the mess I caused. Wow. This is exactly where I have been at with my ex-wife for a long time. This helped. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-apologies-here/463122/46 "2008-09-12T23:48:15Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > A cursory examination of Dolly Parton might indicate that she is not a warLORD. It’s a magnificent disguise he has. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-apologies-here/463122/47 "2008-09-12T23:51:08Z")
[Dixie Chicks] I’m not ready to make nice; I’m not ready to back down…[/DC] (sorry) ---
**Author:** ![Rascal\_s\_Mom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a698b9/32.png) [@Rascal\_s\_Mom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rascal_s_Mom)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2008, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-apologies-here/463122/48 "2008-09-13T01:01:47Z")
I am sorry to my son for not being the mother I should have been. I am sorry that life is so hard for you. ---
**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-apologies-here/463122/49 "2008-09-14T08:29:50Z")
I’m sorry that I was mean to that kid in Elementary School. ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-apologies-here/463122/50 "2008-09-14T09:18:46Z")
I’m sorry I tried to help you. Don’t worry, I’m still as helpful as I know how to be and I haven’t let your actions embitter me; in fact I just got home from giving a friend a lift home 30 miles out of my way. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2008, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-apologies-here/463122/51 "2008-09-14T09:49:07Z")
I apologise to any Mods I have offended. I know they have a difficult job. I am also sorry I didn’t make more of that wink Ellen gave me when we were at a school dance when I was 14. ---
**Author:** ![pantheon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6bbea6/32.png) [@pantheon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pantheon)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-apologies-here/463122/52 "2008-09-15T12:59:13Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > I’m sorry your a short Liverpuddlian. Although it is Hardy an ex-scouse to rest on my Laurels, I’m sorry your contraction aint actin’ without the apropos apos-Trophy. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-apologies-here/463122/53 "2008-09-16T02:58:55Z")
I regret that I ran away after knocking that cup of coffee on the sidewalk in Times Square, both on behalf of whoever it was that had that coffee, and on behalf of the poor people that had to follow me. ---
**Author:** ![Merhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Merhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merhouse)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-apologies-here/463122/54 "2008-09-16T07:00:33Z")
I can’t remember if I posted an apology in this thread, and for that I am sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-apologies-here/463122/55 "2008-09-16T20:24:48Z")
> [@](#): > > I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future. Archie apologizing to Otto as Otto holds him out the window by his ankle,s from _A Fish Called Wanda_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-apologies-here/463122.md?page=2)