# Post your best lightbulb jokes here!

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 21, 2001, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-best-lightbulb-jokes-here/94571 "2001-11-21T09:14:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2001, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-best-lightbulb-jokes-here/94571/61 "2001-11-26T07:16:00Z")

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?  
A: THAT’S NOT FUNNY!!!

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**Author:** ![DKW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dkw/32/3118_2.png) [@DKW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DKW)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2001, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-best-lightbulb-jokes-here/94571/62 "2001-11-26T07:59:55Z")

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Q: How many Amazons does it take to change a light bulb?  
A: Five. One to hold the bulb and four to make her feel good about herself.

Q: How many Jokers does it take to change a light bulb?  
A: Four. One to break the bulb and three to kill everyone in the room so they don’t need light.

Q: How many Murphy Browns does it take to change a light bulb?  
A: Shut up and just do it!

Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?  
A: Two. One to assure the public that all the necessary steps are being taken, while the other tries to screw the bulb into a water faucet.

Q: How many middle managers does it take to change a light bulb?  
A: Three. One to call a meeting to discuss the matter, one to formulate a plan for dealing with the problem, and one to tell someone in Maintenance to do it.

Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?  
A: None. Because he knows that the moment he even tries to do it, a bunch of ACLU lawyers will immediately sue him on the behalf of some jerk who claims to have an “inalienable right to be left in the dark”.

(Jeez, why the hell do I keep posting to these threads… :p)

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**Author:** ![Chance\_the\_Gardener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@Chance\_the\_Gardener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chance_the_Gardener)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-best-lightbulb-jokes-here/94571/63 "2001-12-03T04:00:11Z")

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> Ten. You forgot the last one to spend the next 30 years giving a word-perfect reproduction of what all the others said.— **Futile Gesture**

Ha! As much as I enjoy Monty Python, I have to say you’ve hit on the one aspect of Python that I really can’t stand, and you’ve done it most eloquently. Bravo!

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