# Post your fav. Google autocomplete results **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 25, 2011, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fav-google-autocomplete-results/583148 "2011-05-25T13:42:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![elninost0rm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ed655f/32.png) [@elninost0rm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elninost0rm)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fav-google-autocomplete-results/583148/1 "2011-05-25T13:42:16Z")
Inspired (partially) by this thread: [Clicky](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=609762) For those of you unfamiliar, read that thread and anything that pertains to Google’s autocomplete. Otherwise, read below: When using Google, the now-famous method of perusing the interwebs insists on continually making suggestions based on (I think) prior popular searches using the letters you have provided. For example, typing “why is” yields gems like: why is my poop green? why is barack obama a muslim? There are limitless possibilities, but the funniest ones seem to be those guided by interrogative words (why, where, etc.). Go! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fav-google-autocomplete-results/583148/2 "2011-05-25T13:50:40Z")
why are the canadiens called the habs if kids shows were real if you give a mouse a cookie how many calories in a banana ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fav-google-autocomplete-results/583148/3 "2011-05-25T14:04:07Z")
At google.ca, typing in just “can the l” yields the following top results: **can the l** eafs make the playoffs **can the l** eafs make the playoffs 2011 **can the l** eafs still make the playoffs **can the l** iver repair itself. These statements are all related, I believe. ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fav-google-autocomplete-results/583148/4 "2011-05-25T14:11:19Z")
why are politicians corrupt why are politicians so stupid why are politicians so corrupt why are politicians so rich why are politicians stereotyped why are politicians allowed to lie why are politicians liars why are politicians idiots why are politicians rich why are politicians paid so much ---
**Author:** ![elninost0rm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ed655f/32.png) [@elninost0rm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elninost0rm)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fav-google-autocomplete-results/583148/5 "2011-05-25T14:29:49Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > At google.ca, typing in just “can the l” yields the following top results: > > **can the l** eafs make the playoffs > **can the l** eafs make the playoffs 2011 > **can the l** eafs still make the playoffs > **can the l** iver repair itself. > These statements are all related, I believe. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![may\_be\_ignorant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c5a1d2/32.png) [@may\_be\_ignorant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/may_be_ignorant)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fav-google-autocomplete-results/583148/6 "2011-05-25T15:58:25Z")
**Is a** nderson cooper gay? **Is a** dam lambert gay? **Is w** endy williams a man? **Is j** ustin bieber gay? **Is j** illian michaels gay? **Is j** acob lusk gay? ---
**Author:** ![Hypnagogic\_Jerk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hypnagogic_jerk/32/4252_2.png) [@Hypnagogic\_Jerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypnagogic_Jerk)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fav-google-autocomplete-results/583148/7 "2011-05-25T16:09:48Z")
**why are a** ll the black kids sitting together in the cafeteria **why are a** mericans afraid of dragons **why are a** mericans so cheery **why are a** mericans so fat ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fav-google-autocomplete-results/583148/8 "2011-05-25T16:13:17Z")
Here’s a good one: [What are…](http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn210/hrhomer/whatarethese.jpg?t=1306339964) Joe ---
**Author:** ![elninost0rm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ed655f/32.png) [@elninost0rm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elninost0rm)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fav-google-autocomplete-results/583148/9 "2011-05-25T16:25:18Z")
> [@wheresgeorge04](#): > > Here’s a good one: > > [What are…](http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn210/hrhomer/whatarethese.jpg?t=1306339964) > > Joe Oh dear… Amazing ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fav-google-autocomplete-results/583148/10 "2011-05-25T17:33:50Z")
Type in “Hulk Hogan me”, and Google suggests “Hulk Hogan meat shoes”. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fav-google-autocomplete-results/583148/11 "2011-05-25T17:40:00Z")
**Cooking with** kids **Cooking with** coconut oil **Cooking with** Charley Sheen **Cooking with** dog **Cooking with** beer ---
**Author:** ![appleciders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@appleciders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/appleciders)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fav-google-autocomplete-results/583148/12 "2011-05-25T18:55:29Z")
**Question** s to ask girls **Question** s to ask a guy I’m interested that people ask girls (plural) questions while they ask them of only a single guy. **Why doesn’t** glue stick to the inside of the bottle? **Why doesn’t** wiz khalifa smoke blunts? **Why doesn’t** alcohol freeze? **Why doesn’t** youtube work? A strange mix. **When not to** file taxes **When not to** wear white **When not to** call 911 I predict that few of these end well. ---
**Author:** ![Cryptic\_C62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Cryptic\_C62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cryptic_C62)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fav-google-autocomplete-results/583148/13 "2011-05-25T19:11:45Z")
Some great autocomplete questions: **Do a** liens exist? **Do b** umble bees sting? **Do c** ats fart? **Do de** tox drinks work? **Do e** yelashes grow back? **Do f** ish sleep? **Do g** uys like virgins? **Do he** morrhoids go away? **Do ic** higo and rukia kiss? **Do j** ews believe in heaven? **Do k** ids need ID to fly? **Do l** obsters feel pain? **Do mi** dgets have night vision? **Do ni** pple piercings hurt? **Do oa** ts have gluten? **Do pi** gs sweat? **Do q** ueen bees sting? **Do ra** bbits lay eggs? **Do sq** uirrels eat grubs? **Do ti** cks jump? \*\*Do u \*\*like waffles? **Do ve** getarians eat fish? **Do wo** men have prostates? **Do x** ploders hurt? **Do ya** like childish gambino? **Do z** ombies exist? ---
**Author:** ![conway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ec9cab/32.png) [@conway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/conway)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fav-google-autocomplete-results/583148/14 "2011-05-25T23:41:44Z")
[Whoogles](http://whoogles.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Invisible\_Chimp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f05b48/32.png) [@Invisible\_Chimp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Invisible_Chimp)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fav-google-autocomplete-results/583148/15 "2011-05-25T23:59:52Z")
When did my… world come out? world 2.0 come out? wife and kids end? space start? space begin? space die? thology begin? ---
**Author:** ![Frau\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ccd318/32.png) [@Frau\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frau_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fav-google-autocomplete-results/583148/16 "2011-05-26T01:35:44Z")
_most people_ killed by one person are djs are other people in latin america speak of action are inclined to fatalism at a concert killed by a serial killer are as happy lincoln killed ---
**Author:** ![elninost0rm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ed655f/32.png) [@elninost0rm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elninost0rm)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2011, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fav-google-autocomplete-results/583148/17 "2011-05-26T12:40:34Z")
> [@conway](#): > > [Whoogles](http://whoogles.com/) This site may be single-handedly responsible for me not doing any work today.