# Post Your Favorite Fantasy Football Team Name **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-favorite-fantasy-football-team-name/506580 **Category:** The Game Room **Created:** [August 15, 2009, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-favorite-fantasy-football-team-name/506580 "2009-08-15T23:58:37Z") **Posts on this page:** 16 **Page:** 2
### Author: ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber) #### Post date: [August 27, 2009, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-favorite-fantasy-football-team-name/506580/21 "2009-08-27T19:56:15Z")
Donte’s Torino ---
### Author: ![satoridt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@satoridt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/satoridt) #### Post date: [August 27, 2009, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-favorite-fantasy-football-team-name/506580/22 "2009-08-27T21:00:46Z")
I’m in two leagues with a few other crossover owners. In one league my name is “Now we Know!” and the other is “And knowing is half the Battle!” ---
### Author: ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer) #### Post date: [August 27, 2009, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-favorite-fantasy-football-team-name/506580/23 "2009-08-27T21:33:39Z")
Fumblebees ---
### Author: ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir) #### Post date: [August 28, 2009, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-favorite-fantasy-football-team-name/506580/24 "2009-08-28T01:01:13Z")
> [@Drain\_Bead](#): > > …This year, it’s McNair: Out (Head) Don’t get it. ---
### Author: ![Clovernook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ec9cab/32.png) [@Clovernook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clovernook) #### Post date: [August 28, 2009, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-favorite-fantasy-football-team-name/506580/25 "2009-08-28T01:34:32Z")
Some new ones: Moose Knuckles Stimulus Package (you can imagine) Wasilla Death Panels and my personal favorite Jacko’s Nightcap ---
### Author: ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston) #### Post date: [August 28, 2009, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-favorite-fantasy-football-team-name/506580/26 "2009-08-28T01:39:47Z")
The mighty Rabid Ferrets will be heading to their third 1-On-1 Super Bowl appearance, and their second ring this season ([all-new logo](http://www.sirblah.com/1on1pool/2009/players/rabidferrets.htm) this year too)! ---
### Author: ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef) #### Post date: [August 28, 2009, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-favorite-fantasy-football-team-name/506580/27 "2009-08-28T09:23:03Z")
From the SDMB Big League, someone is named “Scisscor me timbers”, which I was actually going to use last year except that I always use the same name in FF to avoid confusion. ---
### Author: ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston) #### Post date: [August 28, 2009, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-favorite-fantasy-football-team-name/506580/28 "2009-08-28T11:18:22Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Don’t get it. It’s how injury status is reported: _Player’s name: Status for the next game (Injured area)_ Steve McNair is [most definitely out](http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4306275) with a head injury. ---
### Author: ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine) #### Post date: [August 28, 2009, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-favorite-fantasy-football-team-name/506580/29 "2009-08-28T15:11:10Z")
> [@Clovernook](#): > > (the scene where Robert Downey, Jr.'s Australian actor who’s deeply in character as a black man pretending to be a chinese rice farmer ---
### Author: ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire) #### Post date: [August 28, 2009, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-favorite-fantasy-football-team-name/506580/30 "2009-08-28T16:18:31Z")
The Stepfathers (because we beat you and you hate us) ---
### Author: ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir) #### Post date: [August 28, 2009, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-favorite-fantasy-football-team-name/506580/31 "2009-08-28T18:37:11Z")
> [@Hal\_Briston](#): > > It’s how injury status is reported… Ah, got it, thanks! ---
### Author: ![Clovernook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ec9cab/32.png) [@Clovernook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clovernook) #### Post date: [August 28, 2009, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-favorite-fantasy-football-team-name/506580/32 "2009-08-28T21:34:38Z")
> [@MadTheSwine](#): > > pretending to be a chinese rice farmer He’s playing the dude that’s playing the dude that used to be the other dude. ---
### Author: ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF) #### Post date: [August 28, 2009, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-favorite-fantasy-football-team-name/506580/33 "2009-08-28T22:56:28Z")
> [@Drain\_Bead](#): > > This year, it’s McNair: Out (Head) Tangentially related, the SF Giants blog McCovey Chronicles’ tagline reads “In play: Out(s).” That how MLB Gameday updates a live play before they can get the details out. ---
### Author: ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil) #### Post date: [August 28, 2009, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-favorite-fantasy-football-team-name/506580/34 "2009-08-28T23:15:01Z")
WashPro My Willy. The carwash I operate is called Washpro, our little “character guy” is a bowtie wearing little dude named “Willy”. Link: [http://www.washpro.com/](http://www.washpro.com/) ---
### Author: ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead) #### Post date: [August 29, 2009, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-favorite-fantasy-football-team-name/506580/35 "2009-08-29T01:39:04Z")
After Jared Allen’s comments about the team schism today, I came up with True Favre Waits. Feel free to steal it. ---
### Author: ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72) #### Post date: [August 29, 2009, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-favorite-fantasy-football-team-name/506580/36 "2009-08-29T02:36:21Z")
A couple years ago ESPN made me change my team name. Someone did not like the Cleveland Steamers. I changed it to Kapowsin Krappies. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-favorite-fantasy-football-team-name/506580.md?page=1)