# Post your favorite Tom Swifties!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 14, 2009, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-favorite-tom-swifties/481251 "2009-01-14T13:07:45Z")\
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**Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-favorite-tom-swifties/481251/181 "2009-01-27T19:13:08Z")

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“Life is not like a fairy story,” Tom said grimly.

“Only a fool takes cocaine!” Tom snorted.

“Scoop all the water out of the boat,” Tom said balefully.

“Developing is included in the price of the film, but printing isn’t,” Tom said negatively.

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