# Post your favorite tongue-twister here! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 5, 2001, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-favorite-tongue-twister-here/60968 "2001-04-05T19:48:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-favorite-tongue-twister-here/60968/21 "2001-04-06T09:52:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Slithy Tove \* > \*\*does anybody know exactly which dirty words I was supposed to be saying when pinching my tongue and saying “I was born on an apple ship?” \*\* If you hold your tongue while saying “I was born on a pirate ship” you should say something which sounds remotely like “I was born on a pile of shit”…I hope this helps…with what, I’m not sure exactly… ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-favorite-tongue-twister-here/60968/22 "2001-04-06T15:05:26Z")
These are gwreat! I sink I spwained my tongue. ---
**Author:** ![nineiron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e56c9b/32.png) [@nineiron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nineiron)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2001, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-favorite-tongue-twister-here/60968/23 "2001-04-06T15:05:38Z")
1. Which wristwatch is the Swiss wristwatch? 2. Lemon linament. 3. Septic styptic skeptic. plus, one from my uncle… One smart feller, he felt smart Two smart fellers, they felt smart Three smart fellers, they felt smart [on and on until a person makes the obvious mistake] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-favorite-tongue-twister-here/60968.md?page=1)