# Post your Fetish **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 9, 2001, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158 "2001-01-09T15:25:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Egad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Egad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Egad)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/1 "2001-01-09T15:25:39Z")
I did a search and didn’t see this done before: forgive me if I missed something. But anyway, Post your Fetish - no matter how seemingly dull or exciting, banal or bizarre. Post as many as you care to. I’ll start: Women with glasses. This is a recent development. I don’t understand it. Strappy shoes. Pretty common I guess. Bisexual women. Also not much of a stretch for a guy. Food. Cans of whipped cream and pans filled with canned fruit. And a shower curtain on the bed. That’s enought for me I guess. Once again, the search yeilded no results, and I’m dying to know. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/2 "2001-01-09T15:28:35Z")
I have a weird thing for Canadians. Really. They just seem so exotic to me. I can’t explain it, but my heart always beats a little faster when there’s a Canadian in the vicinity. ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/3 "2001-01-09T15:28:35Z")
Okay. I’ll bite. I have this really strong affinity for tummys. Maybe it’s the belly button, I don’t know. But, I’ve got a definite tummy fetish. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/4 "2001-01-09T15:40:14Z")
Foreign accents: English, Italian, Spanish, Irish, Welsh, Australian. Just having someone with one of those accents say my name gives me the shivers in a very good way. Leather: Especially leather gloves. Ice “Fuck me” shoes: Those really high heels that aren’t made for walking any real distance, except maybe across the floor. Especially the strappy ones with the open toes and dark colored polish on the toes. Oh, yeah. On men, great eyes and long, slender fingers. On women, great hair and busty. C or D. That’s probably _more_ than enough. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Egad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Egad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Egad)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/5 "2001-01-09T15:40:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tatertot \* > \*\*I have a weird thing for Canadians. Really. They just seem so exotic to me. I can’t explain it, but my heart always beats a little faster when there’s a Canadian in the vicinity. \*\* That’s really strange because I happen to be Canadian. It’s also really strange because I sure don’t feel exotic. In fact, I bet a lot of people would laugh at that ( no offense to you ) and I can understand why. But hey, whatever turns your crank. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/6 "2001-01-09T15:44:12Z")
I love Germans. I could listen to Germans talk all day…Germans Germans Germans. I also love to watch men smoke, if they’re good at it. It takes a certain style to smoke well, and to be able to talk with the cigarette still in your mouth. It’s so…bad, and bad for you, and socially unacceptable. God I love it so. Also, if we want to get really odd, I actually get a little tingling in my loins whenever I see a good backhanded bitch slap on t.v. or in the movies. Man on man, man on woman, woman on woman, woman on man…the backhanded bitchslap is where it’s at. Have I said too much? Perhaps. jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/7 "2001-01-09T15:48:15Z")
Da da da da da da da da, da da da da da da da da… **BUTT MAN!** 'nuff said 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/8 "2001-01-09T15:55:03Z")
Tendrils of hair spilling out of ponytails and hairbuns. Yowza. (For a reference, see Nicole Kidman in _Eyes Wide Shut_).) ---
**Author:** ![idiotboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@idiotboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/idiotboy)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/9 "2001-01-09T15:57:19Z")
Call me weird, but I sure dig sexy feet! 😃 And the accent thing…if a chick has a sexy accent, it’s and instant bon **us** … 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lowellster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2bfe46/32.png) [@Lowellster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lowellster)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/10 "2001-01-09T16:10:29Z")
Coldfire: Wit 'cha. A pony tail out the back off a baseball cap can be a very good thing, although it doesn’t work for all women. Tall women. Really tall. Really, really tall. But not too wide. White shorts. That’s it for now… ---
**Author:** ![Deiket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Deiket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deiket)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/11 "2001-01-09T16:13:23Z")
Definitly accents. I love accents, especially in the speaker has a sexy voice. I also have a word fetish. I love words. And if smeone uses really interesting ones in conversation, they have me enthrawled, even if I don’t know the word. Irish people. I don’t know why but I love Irish people. I think that’s about it… Well… my tea thing, but that’s more of an addiction. ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/12 "2001-01-09T16:21:01Z")
Glad I’m not the only Canadaphile around. (Trying to recoup my losses and save up again for my trip up north this summer.) ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/13 "2001-01-09T16:25:24Z")
None of these are actually fetishes 'cause they’re not NECESSARY (isn’t that the definition of a fetish?), but they’re pluses. Also, some of them contradict each other. Oh well. Racing suits. On a trim guy, a one-piece professional racing suit is the sexiest thing. Motorcycle racing suits are good too. Heck, even a monkey suit is nice. And brings with it that scent of garage that I do so love. And they’re fireproof. I like Canadians, too. Southern accents. Any variety, from the drawl of southwestern Virginia to the twang of east Texas. Lovely. I’m into goatees and long sideburns (not big Elvisy sideburns, just long ones), but it doesn’t work on every guy. Sideburns, especially. The first facial features I look to find attractive are noses and eyebrows. ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/14 "2001-01-09T16:29:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by racinchikki \* > \*\*None of these are actually fetishes 'cause they’re not NECESSARY \*\* No, I’ve never dated a woman that didn’t have a really nice tummy. It’s the very first thing I notice. My ex-wife had the best tummy I’ve ever seen in my life. Not too muscular, super soft, flat, rrrrrrgle. ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/15 "2001-01-09T16:31:15Z")
I meant none of MINE were. I can’t speak for anybody else’s 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/16 "2001-01-09T16:36:16Z")
Ooops… Sorry **Racinchikki**. Just shows to go ya how defensive “I” can be. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/17 "2001-01-09T16:43:40Z")
I respectfully remind the Senator of the rights guaranteed me the fifth amendment of the constitution of the United States. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/18 "2001-01-09T16:56:41Z")
I can speak from experience about the southern accent. I have no clue what it is, but I had quite a set of fans in Canada. 🙂 Quite the shock, to this shy Mississippi Boy… Anyway, my fetish? Redheads. Yum. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/19 "2001-01-09T16:58:38Z")
Long hair on a woman. Expressive eyes, especially if they’re blue or green. I love nice hands on a woman. Don’t know how to describe it, but I know I don’t like those fat puffy hands. Soft, full lips. Holy crap, I could kiss for hours, so you better have some nice lips! A nice ass. No flat asses allowed. And I couldn’t possibly leave cunnilingus off the list! If you’re one of those girls that doesn’t like it (incredible as it may be), then I’m sorry. Really. I’m truly sorry for you. ---
**Author:** ![Honesty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f04885/32.png) [@Honesty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honesty)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/20 "2001-01-09T17:02:41Z")
I’ll post mine, but hopefully, I’m not alone in this. You know some men with a hairline coming from their pubic region to their navel? That is such a turn on. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158.md?page=2)