# Post your Fetish **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 9, 2001, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158 "2001-01-09T15:25:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Koevoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@Koevoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koevoet)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/41 "2001-01-09T21:40:07Z")
I skipped this thread and went on to the “swallow or spit” thread because being male I dont have fetishes, only preferences. After reading the bit about the girl with the oversize canine teeth, I suddenly remembered such a girl in school, and how amazingly sexy I found it at the time. The way it made her lisp ever so slightly, oh goodness! Then I realised that I have a host of other odd turn-ons to boot. Besides the normal stuff like a curvy woman in heels, leather, velvet, etc. Large canines A lisp A slight squint, like the shiny dressed babe in Buck Rodgers A low voice, but not like Eartha Kitt So, any squint gin-voiced plump chicks out there with oversize canines, a speech impediment, and wearing heels and leathers who swallows, you are my Goddess! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/42 "2001-01-09T21:51:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Koevoet \* > \*\*Large canines > \*\* OK, who else visualized a Bull Mastiff??? ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/43 "2001-01-09T22:18:14Z")
The whole thing about Canadians being exotic and sexy is a little lystifying to a Canadian girl. But I am thrilled to add my weird fetishes to the pile. I won’t say “intelligence, sense of humor, etc” because these are not weird fetishes, just facts of life. The weird ones are: Biceps. Oh God. Biiiiiiiii-ceps. The more toned the better, but any old thing’ll get me going in this department. Just show 'em to me and give me permission to lick them, that’s all I ask. Languages. If you whisper softly to me in a foreign language, I don’t care what the hell you’re saying - you could be ordering a hamburger for all I care - but I’m yours for keeps. (Beware, though, I may ask you to translate!) My hair. Play with it softly, brush it off my face, or even pull it ever so slightly … especially at the back of my neck. This is by no means a complete list of turn-ons, just the stranger ones I would consider off the beaten path a little. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/44 "2001-01-09T22:26:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Honesty \* > \*\*I’ll post mine, but hopefully, I’m not alone in this. > > You know some men with a hairline coming from their pubic region to their navel? > > That is such a turn on. > > \*\* You mean the treasure trail? Oh yes. ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/45 "2001-01-09T22:27:45Z")
Ok, small breasts (not too small, but below average). Also, I just lllooovvveee it when a girl (doesn’t work with all) has her hair over her ear and the edge of the ear is peeking though _drool_. That’s all I have to say. ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/46 "2001-01-09T22:35:07Z")
Reading/Posting to this thread, whilst conversing in ICQ with a cetain goatee’d bass player, made me realize another one of my fetishes: I love, love, love, love, \* LOVE \* talking about sex. Talking about it, discussing turn-ons, different points of views, etc, is often more arousing than a physical touch. So \* that’s \* why I spend so much of my time here … ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/47 "2001-01-09T22:37:04Z")
I gotta say, being a Canuck myself, I had _no clue_ about this Canadian fetish. All those years of mispent youth… Hair. There’s just something sexy about a woman’s hair. It doesn’t have to be long (though long hair is wonderful) but lovely hair on a woman is great. Long hair that’s tossed around does something to me, though. Skirts. Yep, skirts. Short, long, with a lovely slit up the side, you name it. It’s _all_ good. They’re just so…sexy. Long, lovely legs. Legs are…wow. I don’t know how to explain it, but this goes hand in hand with the skirts thing. However, lovely legs in pants can also do me in. Enthralling conversations. This wipes everything else off the list, actually. It doesn’t have to be intellectual, though that’s nice, but being able to talk to someone for hours is a definite turn on. Not a fetish, but wonderful. Female bass players. I haven’t dated any, but wow! This probably comes from the fact that I play bass, but geez is it sexy. These aren’t fetishes in that I _need_ any of these, they’re more turn-ons. ---
**Author:** ![cykrider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f19dbf/32.png) [@cykrider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cykrider)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/48 "2001-01-09T22:56:25Z")
Wow, what a thread. Seeing how guys think about sex every 8 sec. I think my list changes every 8 sec. But these will never leave the list: My true fetish: Cute feet, with toe-nails painted and well kept. Yummy yummy. Helps if she’s wearing black high heels with straps. If not, you can catch my intrest by wearing the “fuck me” shoes. Major turn-ons: Pony-tails, in the hat or not. It doesn’t matter. I guess it has something to do with the whole “cheeleader complex”. You also have to be a comfy dresser. I love women who can scrap out like me and yet still remain a true hottie. It shows that you’re confident in yourself and have a strong self-image. And, if you want me to melt for you: Go for the ears ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/49 "2001-01-09T22:57:17Z")
I agree with Medea’s child about the Scottish accent, Sean Connery saying fuck just about does me in. my only absolute must is good hygiene, teeth brushed, shower, shave, a little cologne, nails trimmed, feet too. Physical traits I adore are broad shoulders, large biceps a plus hairy chest with treasure trail men wearing just loose baggy pants with bare feet strong hands other traits skillful tongues, I’m very oral and like lots of kissing uhm everywhere kisses on my neck down to my collarbone while running his hands along my ribs to my back and pulling me close–this is a very specific move which done properly is very powerful. Men who like intelligent, passionate, opinionated 40-ish. long haired redheaded women with round figures who love to talk about sex, music, sex, current events, sex, life, sex and everything else. ---
**Author:** ![St.Attila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/50 "2001-01-09T23:26:40Z")
_I like’em fat I like’em proud You gotta lotta Momma for me, Now move your big ass 'round this way So I can work on that zipper baby…_ (Two points to anyone who can attribute that quote) Oh, and regarding sexy Canadians, maybe it’s living in igloos that makes us exotic, eh? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/51 "2001-01-09T23:35:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by St. Attila \* > \*\*_I like’em fat > I like’em proud > You gotta lotta Momma for me, > Now move your big ass 'round this way > So I can work on that zipper baby…_ > > (Two points to anyone who can attribute that quote) > > Oh, and regarding sexy Canadians, maybe it’s living in igloos that makes us exotic, eh? \*\* 22 positions and a one night stand I’ll only call you later if you say I can Let a woman be a woman and a man be a man baby if you want me Here I am Git off------Prince Gimme my points ---
**Author:** ![St.Attila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/52 "2001-01-10T00:07:15Z")
Tonight you’re a star, Mermaid. You get yer points, although > [@](#): > > 22 positions and a one night stand > I’ll only call you later if you say I can always makes me think, “Jeez, what a sweetheart.” ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/53 "2001-01-10T04:02:48Z")
I love hands, and I’m glad to see I’m not the only one. I can, and have, spent an hour just touching and holding a guy’s hand. I also discovered that I love having my hair touched. If someone gently plays with the ends, or lightly massages my head, I’m in pure bliss. Little shivers run down my back. Like the others, I don’t _need_ these things to turn me on. But if I ever hooked up with a guy who wouldn’t touch my hair, or let me indulge in my hand thing, I wouldn’t be as happy with him as I could be. ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/54 "2001-01-10T04:36:06Z")
Your a weird child **Audrey**. Haven’t heard many women talk about hands, unless their talking about something else. And yes, I have big hands. I’m a navel guy myself. I can’t get enough of them. The curves, the tightness… hmmmmm, navels. One of my favorite poster’s is the American Beauty movie poster I got off E-Bay. The thing is huge and is basically a woman holding a rose on a perfectly bronzed belly. Damn I love navels. ---
**Author:** ![Silly\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/55 "2001-01-10T05:28:11Z")
My fetish : **Tattoos!!** My turn ons? I like the whole package deal. If he is Tom Cruise with a vocabulary of “Right on, Dude!! Sweet!!” then forget it. But if he is average in looks but possesses the ability to woo me with his mind (or whatever talents he has)… LOOK OUT! Younger men. Legal, of course 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/56 "2001-01-10T05:28:43Z")
Okay, I’m warning you, this one is terribly weird and no one - I mean _no one_ - has ever agreed with me on it. So, the spot on the inside of the lower arm, between the inner wrist and the elbow crevice - I just find that deliciously sexy. Usually the hair sort of drifts off and the skin is bare. It’s also very soft and delicate. And I mean, no one can have a _bad_ elbow crack. It’s an easy turn-on. I love running my index finger up and down it, not to mention going at it with my tongue. The skin there is as sensitive as the neck, so it’s a nice (if not surprising) erogenous zone for most guys. You guys ever know anyone with this fetish? Also, I’m a sucker for kisses on the neck (giving and recieving), guys I have to stand on tippy-toe to kiss, and intelligence, as Hammy said. I’d much rather have someone quote Auden’s “Lullaby” or Rainer Maria Rilke to me in the heat of the moments than boff some frat boy - people are born cute. It takes effort to be intelligent. > [@](#): > > I love Germans. I could listen to Germans talk all day…Germans Germans Germans. Oh boy…my first _everything_ was a German exchange student. His voice was enough to put me in the mood. Since we’re having a Prince-Off, I have to vie for the championship title as Biggest Prince Fan; ten points to whoever names the song: > [@](#): > > I knew a girl named Nikki, > I guess you could say she was a sex fiend. > Met her in a hotel lobby > masturbating with a magazine. ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/57 "2001-01-10T05:47:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nacho4Sara \* > \*\*Since we’re having a Prince-Off, I have to vie for the championship title as Biggest Prince Fan; ten points to whoever names the song: > > > [@](#): > > > > I knew a girl named Nikki, > > I guess you could say she was a sex fiend. > > Met her in a hotel lobby > > masturbating with a magazine. > > \*\* _Darling Nikki_. 🙂 Woo-hoo! 10 points! Can I turn them in for a prize or something? ---
**Author:** ![Ammurit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Ammurit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ammurit)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/58 "2001-01-10T05:56:09Z")
I must agree with silent\_rob on the subject of female bass players. I no longer play bass, but female bassists are still awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/59 "2001-01-10T05:59:08Z")
Well, so far I have noticed that the women, in addition to adding the usual “Brains” to the list, are really turned on by hair and muscles… Sadly, it looks like I’m totally out of the running, although most folks do consider me smart… now for some fetishes on my part… 1- sexy undies…especially matched sets. 2- an accent (pretty common, apparently). Any accent, doesnt’ even have to be Euro. 3- brains 4- long hair. And here’s where things get odd… I have a fetish, I think, that I want to explore more, but I don’t trust any of my other sometimes partners to try it, and my wife isnt’ interested. Several months ago, I was talking with a lady friend, and she grabbed me, bent me backwards over a table, and started gently stroking my belly and chest… which was cool. Then she pulled my hair a bit, which tilted my head back, which made the spiked collar I was wearing cut of my corotids (sp?). After a few minutes, all the sounds was cutting out, and the tunnel visions was really kicking in, and getting grey… the only thing that was real in the universe was the feeling of her nails/hands on my body. Wow… I get all quivery just thinking about it. I’d like to explore that… some day… some day… ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/60 "2001-01-10T06:03:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CnoteChris \* > \*\*Your a weird child **Audrey**. Haven’t heard many women talk about hands, unless their talking about something else. > \*\* Who said I wasn’t talking about something else? I mean, I could have added that I was holding his hand _against a part of my body_… but that would have been TMI. 😃 > [@](#): > > **And yes, I have big hands.** Are you coming on to me? 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158.md?page=4)