# Post your Fetish

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 9, 2001, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158 "2001-01-09T15:25:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Zap\_Rowsdower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3da27b/32.png) [@Zap\_Rowsdower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zap_Rowsdower)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/141 "2003-02-13T03:50:57Z")

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A womans hip, from the side when she is sitting on a chair or with her legs under her kneeling on the floor. The curves and the little wrinkles on top where the leg bends drives me wild. It is best if she is wearing no pants or has on a swimsuit that shows a lot of hip. MMM MMMM good!

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**Author:** ![Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mirror_Image_egamI_rorriM)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/142 "2003-02-13T03:56:36Z")

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Skinny guys. Especially in baggy pants and a tight t-shirt (not skin tight, but not 16 sizes too big, either).

They must not be muscley. I don’t like really buff guys. And, as **BuckleberryFerry** said, no butt is always good.

Long-ish hair, too. No longer than ear length, but long enough that I could twine my fingers in it if I wanted to.

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/143 "2003-02-13T05:18:48Z")

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British accents, nipples, skinny/short guys, dyed hair, a few piercings…

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**Author:** ![TV\_Casualty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@TV\_Casualty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_Casualty)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/144 "2003-02-13T09:23:45Z")

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Vomit-lubricated hardcore anal sex on dobermans.

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**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/145 "2003-02-13T10:46:29Z")

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Long hair. My girlfriend is growing hers out.

Brains etc… the usual, for the Doper lot.

Skirts are incredibly sexy. My girl got jumped on the side of the road because she told me her panties had broken and wore nothing under her skirt all day at work. Oh yeah.

Tummies.

Smallish breasts are ideal. Couple it with a short girl wearing a skirt with long hair… Mmmmmmm…

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**Author:** ![Washte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Washte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washte)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/146 "2003-02-13T16:07:32Z")

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A lot of what has been mentioned sound like _preferences_ rather than _fetishes_. Still fun to read though.

I have several preferences, but what really gets me going are:  
dark skin  
hands - just a certain look, but not short/pudgy  
fuzziness - tummy, chest (thank you MWP ::swoon:: )  
being nibbled - especially my neck

Whew… it’s getting warm in here…

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**Author:** ![Egad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Egad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Egad)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/147 "2003-02-13T18:58:24Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by TV Casualty \*  
> \*\*Vomit-lubricated hardcore anal sex on dobermans. \*\*

Hey man it’s only hardcore _without_ the lube.

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**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/148 "2003-02-13T21:24:25Z")

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I have no real fetishes, at least nothing that I can’t live without but…

I love long hair, especially dark hair. I don’t like it really long, not that I would complain, but halfway down the back is great.

My strange one, and I know where this one comes from, is a bit of a hooked nose, kinda like Steffi Graf has. I’ve dated women with this kind of nose and they all think it looks bad, I love em.

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**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/149 "2003-02-13T23:35:05Z")

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There have been previous threads on this, of course…although the topic, of course, is inexhaustible:

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=111679&highlight=fetish+OR+turnon](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=111679&highlight=fetish+OR+turnon)

And its logical followup:

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=121597&highlight=Luna+frets](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=121597&highlight=Luna+frets)

Ah, yes, fetishes…

::distracted, shit-faced grin::

Carry on, ladies and gentlemen…and a happy and fetish-filled Valentine’s Day to all!

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**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/150 "2003-02-14T00:29:50Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \*  
> \*\*I talk to a cowboy and feel the urge to remove my skirt.

\*\*I would have responded to this thread earlier, but I was out on the back 40 mending that fence again.

> [@](#):
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> \*\*Particularly when they call me ma’am.
> 
> Oh dear. I think I need to lie down with a cool cloth over my eyes for a moment.

\*\*I think I have a cloth here in my saddlebag, ma’am. Well, getting late, better make camp.

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/151 "2003-02-14T02:43:09Z")

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Brunettes.

Long wavy hair.

The nape of the neck. Oh boy. DECADES could be spent properly tending the right nape.

“Solid” women. 😉

Large dark nipples :eek:

Sex outside on a picnic blanket.

Anything involving a Hot Tub.

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**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/152 "2003-08-27T12:50:04Z")

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Brown eyes, dark brown eyes, really dark brown eyes, light brown eyes, any sorta brown eyes phwooaarrr!!!

Oh and womens shoulders, and womens everythings actually, I aint a picky man:D

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**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/153 "2003-08-27T14:41:59Z")

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Dammit. I wrote out my post, only to realize this is a resurrected thread. _pout_

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**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/154 "2003-08-27T15:03:50Z")

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Oh man. Wow.

So I only have one real, actual _fetish_: I must have my breasts pleasured in order to orgasm. Mustmustmustmust. And not just a lick here & a squeeze there; serious attention must be paid.

Some turn-ons that only look good on certain men:

Goatees  
Shaved heads

Some all-the-time turn-ons:

Brogues  
Intelligence  
Wicked wit  
Full lips  
I love to tease & be teased  
Bass players - it’s all about the fingers

I tend to be sexually submissive, to a mild degree; I get weak at the idea of being some sexy, intelligent man’s naughty girl. I also love having my neck nibbled & sucked, having the hair at the nape of my neck played with & pulled just a bit - just enough for me to feel it.

Hm. Time for a cold shower.

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**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/155 "2003-08-27T15:05:56Z")

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Crap. I didn’t realize that it was an old thread either. But I never posted to it & it was up already, so I guess I’m safe. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Plankspanker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Plankspanker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plankspanker)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/156 "2003-08-27T15:08:12Z")

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considering i am a bass player…

hey **Cosmopolitan** , how _you_ doin? 😉

i have a thing myself for goth and punk girls (i’m surrounded by them!!!), and tattoos as well. just got my own one finally today!!!

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**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/157 "2003-08-27T15:23:17Z")

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I think I have a lot - not sure if they are compltely fetishes but they are turn ons that will defnitely make me go after someone.  
Men:  
1: Very tall, over 6 ft, the taller the better - this is a TOTAL fetish  
2: Athletic, cut, but not overly muscular bodies  
3: Six pack abs  
4: the “bad boy” image  
5: Innocense (of course in a man way too old to be innocent)

Women:  
1: Very round full NATURAL breasts - no implants  
2: Fishnets  
3: Long thick hair  
4:  
Both:  
1: Green eyes - ooo - I melt  
2: Red hair  
3: Latinos - somethin’ about that caramel skin  
4: Tight butts

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**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/158 "2003-08-27T15:23:31Z")

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Hey **Plankspanker** … I think the question is,“How _you_ doin’?”. 😉

I’m only pseudo-goth, myself. That is, I don’t dress like that 24/7, only when I go to a goth evening.

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**Author:** ![Plankspanker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Plankspanker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plankspanker)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/159 "2003-08-27T15:31:31Z")

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ah, just like most of em round here. i’m one of the few peeps that dresses the same the whole time (black tshirt and jeans with black boots)… bass is good, and i just got mahself a nice bass geetar tattooed on my arm this morning. muthafuck, it hurts…

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-fetish/49158/160 "2003-08-27T17:41:27Z")

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Damn! I thought for **sure** I had posted to this thread a few years ago, but just in case I missed it, I like watching a woman putting on lipstick.

Lame, huh?

😃

Q

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