# Post your first name here! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 7, 2000, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-first-name-here/28471 "2000-08-07T21:11:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-first-name-here/28471/81 "2000-08-08T06:28:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Agentakbar \* > \*\*Inigo. > Guess what you did? Guess what you should prepare to do? \*\* ok, no one else did it so i have to. I killed your father. I should prepare to die. by the way, me llamo Jessica. ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-first-name-here/28471/82 "2000-08-08T06:33:37Z")
Rhonda And believe me, it’s a great joy in life to introduce yourself, or answer the phone and hear “Help Me, Rhonda” sung in an off-key voice…this was especially fun when I worked the “Helpdesk” a while back. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-first-name-here/28471/83 "2000-08-08T06:44:23Z")
um…guess! I also responded to the previous thread about how my name has been a constant source of annoyance throughout my life. ---
**Author:** ![DeathLlama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@DeathLlama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeathLlama)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-first-name-here/28471/84 "2000-08-08T06:57:13Z")
Death “Death Britvec, you have a call on line four. Death Britvec, line four, please.” (Or if you don’t believe me, you could always check out my website address. Even better, you could visit my website) ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-first-name-here/28471/85 "2000-08-08T07:13:24Z")
Hi, I’m Jonathan (Jon). Son of Edward (Ed) and Deborah (Debbie, never Debbi or Debby). People at school sometimes call me Pip, but if you’re not from school and call me that, I will give you a dirty look. You can call me Sani, if that doesn’t make me sound like some sort of health freak that washes their hands every 30 seconds or something. I think I’ve made the longest post so far. And to make it longer, here’s my sig. ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-first-name-here/28471/86 "2000-08-08T07:24:49Z")
Cam.\*\* Not \*\* Ken or Kim. Cam. You would be suprised how many people screw my name up. ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-first-name-here/28471/87 "2000-08-08T07:44:20Z")
The name’s Freely, Freak Freely. At your service. ---
**Author:** ![matt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@matt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-first-name-here/28471/88 "2000-08-08T07:47:27Z")
Not telling. ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-first-name-here/28471/89 "2000-08-08T08:01:34Z")
My name is Louis, but everyone calls me Lou. ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-first-name-here/28471/90 "2000-08-08T08:21:15Z")
Shannon. My close friends and family use Shan alot. ---
**Author:** ![VaHermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ed655f/32.png) [@VaHermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VaHermit)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-first-name-here/28471/91 "2000-08-08T09:03:37Z")
Oh hell, why not… my name’s Keith, nice to meet y’all. ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-first-name-here/28471/92 "2000-08-08T09:05:07Z")
Jennifer. Can’t stand it, it’s far too common of a name, but what am I gonna do–at 28, it’s just too far gone to make a big name change. ---
**Author:** ![Tisme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f0a364/32.png) [@Tisme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tisme)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-first-name-here/28471/93 "2000-08-08T09:30:31Z")
Plain boring old “Greg” ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-first-name-here/28471/94 "2000-08-08T10:22:16Z")
… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-first-name-here/28471/95 "2000-08-08T11:04:58Z")
Bill here ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Bear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@Mr\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Bear)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-first-name-here/28471/96 "2000-08-08T11:28:56Z")
Mel, but I’ve been known to answer to a lot of other names. Most of which I shouldn’t repeat in mixed company. ---
**Author:** ![astrangefish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bbce88/32.png) [@astrangefish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astrangefish)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-first-name-here/28471/97 "2000-08-08T11:31:21Z")
Matt. As in door-matt. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-first-name-here/28471/98 "2000-08-08T11:35:11Z")
No one ever uses my first name. I only answer to Sam. ---
**Author:** ![lunapark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/278dde/32.png) [@lunapark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lunapark)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-first-name-here/28471/99 "2000-08-08T12:11:05Z")
**Jamie** I’m female, in case you couldn’t tell by the androgynous name. Oh yeah, I hate it. ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-first-name-here/28471/100 "2000-08-08T12:46:15Z")
Looks like I’m the only **Kim** here. I got the name Rachelle from my friend Rachelle. We used to go out to the bars and I would use her name and she would use mine when we met people. It was a lot of fun at the time. What can I say… we were young. :rolleyes: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-first-name-here/28471.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-first-name-here/28471.md?page=6)