# Post your gender here! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 3, 2000, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050 "2000-08-03T21:22:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/81 "2000-08-04T20:44:01Z")
Male. [singing]…I sleep all night and I work all day…[/singing] ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/82 "2000-08-04T23:17:33Z")
Female, although not of the spider persuasion (I just like them). ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/83 "2000-08-04T23:32:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by astrangefish \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by FairyChatMom \* > > \*\*obviously female, and a mom, addicted to chat… the fairy part was just to be cute. Did it work? > > > > Michelle \*\* > > I have a mental image of you being cute now, so yeah! \*\* Goodness, your perceptiveness makes me blush… But I’m a few year past cute, and entirely too close to: “Doesn’t she look remarkable for her age?” ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/84 "2000-08-04T23:36:29Z")
> [@](#): > > Male. _goes and looks at astrangefish’s picture on the pic pages_ > [@](#): > > (straight, if it counts) Drat. ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/85 "2000-08-04T23:44:00Z")
[hijack]Poor Matt, yet another one of your sexual fantasies dashed to pieces. 🙂 [/hijack] Since I get asked a lot too because it is kind of hard to tell by my screen name, I am of the female persuasion. ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/86 "2000-08-04T23:45:33Z")
They call me **_Mis_ter** Fiat! ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/87 "2000-08-05T00:01:42Z")
Since everybody else is admitting their dirty little secrets: male! ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Mxyzptlk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/edb3f5/32.png) [@Mr\_Mxyzptlk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Mxyzptlk)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/88 "2000-08-05T03:16:06Z")
Mr. Male here. ---
**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/89 "2000-08-05T04:03:03Z")
Just to pad my post count. Male ---
**Author:** ![Zaphod\_Beeblebrox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/0ea827/32.png) [@Zaphod\_Beeblebrox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zaphod_Beeblebrox)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/90 "2000-08-05T04:11:04Z")
Well, anyone who’s familiar with Douglas Adams could easily guess my gender. For the rest of you: I am male. Plain ol’ boring heterosexual (that means “straight,” for all you Hellenically-challenged people) male. However, I’ll be willing to change all that if I meet the right lesbian. ---
**Author:** ![darkcool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@darkcool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/darkcool)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/91 "2000-08-05T06:28:47Z")
I’m a (hold on while I ajust myself) male. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/92 "2000-08-05T08:52:20Z")
Female. ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/93 "2000-08-05T10:03:44Z")
“My lord, my lord, I am a simple woman, much too weak To oppose your cunning.” King Henry VIII, Act 2, Scene 4 Dry’s not the only one with the ability to quote Shakespeare. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/94 "2000-08-05T11:42:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JavaMaven1 \* > \*\*“My lord, my lord, > I am a simple woman, much too weak > To oppose your cunning.” > > King Henry VIII, Act 2, Scene 4 > > Dry’s not the only one with the ability to quote Shakespeare. 😉 > \*\* “I thank God I am not a woman, to be touched with so many giddy offences as he hath generally taxed their whole sex withal.” –As You Like It, Act 3, Scene ii ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/95 "2000-08-05T17:43:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Saint Zero \* > \*\*Human Male here. Mrs. Zero reassures me of that constantly. 😃 \*\* Whoa, yeah! 😃 He’s definitely male. I’m definitely female. But Mrs. Zero? Honey, uh… no. I don’t like that much. I mean, I am your wife and all, but Mrs. Zero just doesn’t sound right… \>:( ---
**Author:** ![fredicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/779978/32.png) [@fredicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fredicus)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/96 "2000-08-05T17:49:34Z")
Lifts the left cheek and lets one go, resulting in a rustle of empty beercans. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/97 "2000-08-05T17:49:48Z")
I’m a dude. ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/98 "2000-08-05T23:02:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > \*\* “I thank God I am not a woman, to be touched with so many giddy offences as he hath generally taxed their whole sex withal.” –As You Like It, Act 3, Scene ii \*\* [/QUOTE] Than men their minds! 'tis true. O heaven! were man But constant, he were perfect. That one error Fills him with faults; makes him run through all the sins: Inconstancy falls off ere it begins. What is in Silvia’s face, but I may spy More fresh in Julia’s with a constant eye? –The Two Gentlemen of Verona, Act 5, Scene 4 ---
**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/99 "2000-08-06T01:06:48Z")
Well, there’s the fact that I’m Dave, The Dave-Guy, and Sakura’s father. But just in case you wondered… “What, with my tongue in your tail? nay, Good Kate; I am a gentleman.” –The Taming of the Shrew Act II, Scene i And just so you know, DRY, Sakura’s looking for a Shakespearean gender-revealing quote too! This is fun! ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/100 "2000-08-06T01:50:55Z")
This may be pointless, but for the new folks on the board I’ll dredge out the antecedants again… Yeah, my screen name is weird. And male. And dead. And obscure. But I’m female anyway. Hey, it was a weak moment. It _happens_, okay? Veb [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050.md?page=6)