# Post your gender here! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 3, 2000, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050 "2000-08-03T21:22:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/121 "2000-08-07T17:08:25Z")
Hmmm…some surprises to say the least! Good thread. I must be male, 'cause I just don’t understand women most of the time. But trying to sure is fun! grem ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/122 "2000-08-07T17:09:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zinger \* > \*\*Holy crap! I AM female! How am I gonna break this to my girlfriend??? \*\* Worse yet, how are you going to break the fact that you are/appear to be lesbian/bisexual to all your adoring male fans? ---
**Author:** ![Sands](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/22d042/32.png) [@Sands](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sands)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/123 "2000-08-07T17:14:33Z")
female ;)(yeah yeah)😉 ---
**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/124 "2000-08-07T17:16:01Z")
iampunha (RE: Zinger) > [@](#): > > Worse yet, how are you going to break the fact that you are/appear to be lesbian/ **bisexual** to all your adoring male fans? - emphasis added\* Sounds even better! grem ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/125 "2000-08-07T17:56:05Z")
XX rated, here. ---
**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/126 "2000-08-07T18:32:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wacky ninja \* > **I am a hedge. move along.** I am **shocked** and **deeply disappointed** that no one has commented on this statement. Far be it from me to be the first. As for myself, I am a Lesbian trapped in a man’s body. ---
**Author:** ![hope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/aeb1de/32.png) [@hope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hope)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/127 "2000-08-07T20:02:11Z")
Hi. I’m female. ---
**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/128 "2000-08-07T21:00:01Z")
Male. Isn’t it obvious by the handle?🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/129 "2000-08-08T09:44:06Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by JavaMaven1 \* \*\* > [@](#): > > “What cracker is this same, that deafs our ears > With this abundance of superfluous breath?” > –King John, Act 2, Scene 1 > \*\* “She speaks poniards, and every word stabs: if her breath were as terrible as her terminations, there were no living near her; she would infect to the north star” –Much Ado About Nothing, Act 2, Scene i Some gratuitous responses to earlier comments in this thread… > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Myrr21 \* > \*\*I kinda appreciate that this thread was started by somebody who went outta his way to ask me earlier… > \*\* Myrr21–I think that after we started flirting with the women, all over his thread with Montfort, he figured it out… > [@](#): > > \*\* > Oui, et je suis roi d’Angleterre; d’ailleurs, j’ai un pont de “Brooklyn”, si vous voudriez l’acheter 😉 > \*\* Ich bin ein berliner. (apologies in advance for any spelling errors) :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Tisme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f0a364/32.png) [@Tisme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tisme)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/130 "2000-08-08T09:50:46Z")
Definately male. Species :- unknown ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/131 "2000-08-08T10:30:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > \*\* > “She speaks poniards, and every word stabs: > if her breath were as terrible as her terminations, > there were no living near her; she would infect to > the north star” > –Much Ado About Nothing, Act 2, Scene i > \*\* “It alone concerns your ear. I bring no overture of war, no taxation of homage: I hold the olive in my hand; my words are as fun of peace as matter.” –Twelfth Night, Act 1, Scene 5 We’ve hijacked the thread enough. We shall meet again. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/132 "2000-08-08T10:41:11Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by JavaMaven1 \* \*\* > [@](#): > > “It alone concerns your ear. I bring no overture of > war, no taxation of homage: I hold the olive in my > hand; my words are as fun of peace as matter.” > –Twelfth Night, Act 1, Scene 5 > > We’ve hijacked the thread enough. We shall meet again. 🙂 > \*\* 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/133 "2000-08-08T12:49:34Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by DRY \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JavaMaven1 \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > We’ve hijacked the thread enough. We shall meet again. 🙂 > > \*\* > > 😃 \*\* If this alone is enough to get DRY to stop hijacking this thread, I shall be EXTREMELY impressed and will be forever in awe of JavaMaven1. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/134 "2000-08-08T14:11:16Z")
I was born female, but that’s about the only feminine thing about me. ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/135 "2000-08-08T17:42:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > \*\*If this alone is enough to get DRY to stop hijacking this thread, I shall be EXTREMELY impressed and will be forever in awe of JavaMaven1. \*\* Ok, DRY… I need more people impressed and in awe of me… so don’t hijack it! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![jessicala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@jessicala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jessicala)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/136 "2000-08-08T18:38:04Z")
> [@](#): > > And what is better than wisedoom? Womman. And what is better than a good womman? Nothyng. > _– Geoffrey Chaucer, The Canterbury Tales, “The Tale of Melibee”_ Female, if there’s still any doubt. ---
**Author:** ![shorin-ryu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@shorin-ryu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shorin-ryu)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/137 "2000-08-08T18:58:11Z")
Even though I sing tenor in the men’s chorus onstage, I am female. ---
**Author:** ![steeljaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@steeljaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steeljaw)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/138 "2000-08-08T19:18:12Z")
Asexual Wallaby here! ---
**Author:** ![Louise\_Humphreys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@Louise\_Humphreys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louise_Humphreys)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/139 "2000-08-08T20:13:30Z")
I’m laughing out loud about “I am llama, hear me spit.” I better answer the posted question while I’m here… female. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050/140 "2000-08-08T20:28:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by steeljaw \* > \*\*Asexual Wallaby here! \*\* I think the phrase you’re looking for is “asexual wannabe” though I can see where you’d be confused. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-gender-here/28050.md?page=8)