# Post your...((insert boring statistic that no one will read here))

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [November 7, 2000, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186 "2000-11-07T22:34:46Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2000, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186/41 "2000-11-08T17:09:20Z")

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8 1/2 wide, or more commonly a 9  
Thing is, I’m only 5’2"  
Yes, I have canoe feet.

When I was 22, the circumference of my head and my waist were both also 22 (inches).

Nicky is the 3rd youngest kid in his elementary school. He’s within the 10 shortest, too.

I go through approx. 12 TUMS tablets each day.

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### Author: ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2000, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186/42 "2000-11-08T17:39:17Z")

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The average length of the last 4 sailboats we’ve owned is 30.5’ and the current one is 37’ - our future retirement home.

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### Author: ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2000, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186/43 "2000-11-08T20:44:19Z")

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My shoe size is 10 1/2.

My serum cholesterol was 157mg/l when last checked.

My career totals in the three powerlifts;  
[ul]  
[li]Bench press 305[/li][li]Squat 345[/li][li]Deadlift 347[/li][/ul]

If my son continued to grow at the rate he did between six months and a year, he would currently be 11’8" tall and weigh 478 pounds. (I actually calculated this.)

My wife holds the family record in points per roll in the game ‘Dice 10,000’.

My daughter has beat me at ‘Trouble’ 38 out of the 55 times we have played.

My last name is the 36,753rd most popular last name in America. I did a search on it, and that statistic came up.

Someone with my last name won a gold medal at the 1964 Olympics.

Someone with my last name wrote a book titled ‘The Handbook of Indigenous Fermented Food’.

My brother lost 117 pounds and has kept it off for 15 years.

I have now wasted 14.455% of my day surfing the web instead of working.

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### Author: ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2000, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186/44 "2000-11-08T22:20:10Z")

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Total number of wild animals transported: 37

1 Black Vulture  
9 Eastern Screech-owls  
2 Great Horned Owls  
4 Osprey  
2 Barred Owls  
1 Merlin  
3 Cooper’s Hawk  
1 Sharp-shinned Hawk  
2 Red-shouldered Hawks  
3 White Pelicans  
6 Grey Squirrels  
2 Homing Pigeons  
1 Snake (unidentified species)

Number that have vomited in my vehicle: 4

Number of bottle of Febreeze used in my vehicle: 3

(I now have a one vehicle for personal use and one strictly for rescues.)

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### Author: ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2000, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186/45 "2000-11-08T23:33:42Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Shodan \*  
> \*\*My career totals in the three powerlifts;  
> [ul]  
> [li]Bench press 305[/li][li]Squat 345[/li][li]Deadlift 347[/li][/ul]  
> \*\*

Now I have something to aim for. I give myself . . . six months to get to that benchpress. A year to get to the squat. A week to figure out which one is the deadlift.

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### Author: ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2000, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186/46 "2000-11-09T05:07:17Z")

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Well, my election results are in:

73% of me voted for George W. Bush  
19% of me voted for Al Gore  
5% of me voted for Ralph Nader  
and 3% came in for Pat Buchanan.

On the referendums:  
56% of me voted in favor of finishing the beer on my desk  
78% of me voted in favor of a second beer of the hour  
while only 12% voted that I should get up right now to get it.

86% of me voted in favor of a background check the next time I ask a girl out  
while only 13% of me were in favor of the “Five Day Waiting Period” between the request delivery and the actual date.

Tripler  
Confusing society one fact at a time.

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### Author: ![Sue\_Jo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Sue\_Jo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Jo)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2000, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186/47 "2000-11-09T21:12:28Z")

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Sweatshirt size : Small  
Scarf size: Regular  
Earmuff size: Extra Toasty

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### Author: ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2000, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186/48 "2000-11-09T21:22:42Z")

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**Size 12 shoes!!!** …_and you know what that means…_

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### Author: ![Rich\_G7subs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85e7bf/32.png) [@Rich\_G7subs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rich_G7subs)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2000, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186/49 "2000-11-09T21:25:01Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Silo \*  
> \*\ ***Size 12 shoes!!!** …_and you know what that means…_ \*\*

Yeah…big feet.

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### Author: ![AETBOND417](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/47e85d/32.png) [@AETBOND417](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AETBOND417)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2000, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186/50 "2000-11-14T01:39:17Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by AETBOND417 \*  
> \*\*Cross Country times [snip]  
> Hope we win states this year. Two weeks and six miles to go. \*\*

We won regions by a good margin. 4 days, 3 miles to go.

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### Author: ![AETBOND417](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/47e85d/32.png) [@AETBOND417](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AETBOND417)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2000, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186/51 "2000-11-14T01:41:15Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Silo \*  
> \*\ ***Size 12 shoes!!!** …_and you know what that means…_ \*\*

You’re one to talk, **Silo**! Your SDPeoplePages picture makes it look like you’re…well…yes.

(Right pocket, folks.)

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### Author: ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2000, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186/52 "2000-11-14T05:25:12Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by AETBOND417 \*  
> \*\*Current Times:  
> 800m - 2:35  
> 1600m - 5:33  
> 3 mi. - 20:07
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> Projected Times (by April '01):  
> 800m - 2:26  
> 1600m - 5:18  
> 3 mi. - 19:00
> 
> On my CC team, that’s not very good. On several other teams, I’d be top JV or Varsity. Blast.
> 
> Hope we win states this year. Two weeks and six miles to go. \*\*

Just wonderin’–are you male or female? My junior year of HS, my 3 miles time was just under 20 minutes (19:51–made my goal for the season). I’m a chick.  
And I graduated HS with a 3.8 GPA.

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### Author: ![blastfurnace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5e9695/32.png) [@blastfurnace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blastfurnace)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2000, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186/53 "2000-11-17T04:52:51Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \*  
> \*\*We can post any stat we want and everyone goes with shoe size?
> 
> What bunch of sheep.\*\*

Shoe size!? Who said anything about shoes size. Thats the length…  
um…nevermind.

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### Author: ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2000, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186/54 "2000-11-17T05:05:31Z")

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36C

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### Author: ![Rich\_G7subs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85e7bf/32.png) [@Rich\_G7subs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rich_G7subs)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186/55 "2000-11-17T05:13:02Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by racinchikki \*  
> \*\*36C \*\*

Now THAT’S a stat that is interesting!!!

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### Author: ![aseymayo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aseymayo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aseymayo)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2000, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186/56 "2000-11-17T05:38:37Z")

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Number of times I’ve been hit by lightning: 0

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### Author: ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2000, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186/57 "2000-11-17T05:43:01Z")

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There are 33 empty beer cans in my bedroom, 10 empty beer bottles, and five empty liquor bottles. Now where’s that recycling bin?

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### Author: ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2000, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186/58 "2000-11-17T07:40:37Z")

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Bench press 200  
Squat 210  
Deadlift — I have GOT to figure out which one that is.

But I maxed out the pulldown bar at 200 lbs (at ten reps, having gone from 100 to 200 with 5-10 reps each, it still wasn’t all that challenging) and I set a PR of 22 pullups in a row, so I’m happy.

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### Author: ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2000, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186/59 "2000-11-18T06:25:33Z")

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5 ft 8

size 10 shoe

did not go to HS prom

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### Author: ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2000, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186/60 "2000-11-18T15:36:27Z")

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The answers:

1. Lucifer (or Lucy for short)
2. 21
3. Stephanie
4. '66 Chevy II
5. 2
6. 8
7. Dalmation
8. 0
9. 3
10. That’s rumor, you have no proof it ever happened and I resent that it constantly gets thrown in my face every time I leave the house.

The questions:

1. What is the name of my pet Python?
2. How many missions I was sent on while in the Air Force (coincidentally, this is also a number representing something more, um, personal than missions . . . )
3. What is the name of the first girl I kissed (I think I was 5 at the time)
4. What kind of car was my first car?
5. How many nipples do I have?
6. How many jobs have I had
7. What was my first pet?
8. How many cavitites I’ve had in my life (also the number of people I’ve killed)
9. How many different apartments have I lived in?
10. What will I tell you about the reports of my affair with Tom Brokaw, Maury Povich, and various barnyard animals?

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