# Post your...((insert boring statistic that no one will read here))
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [November 7, 2000, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186 "2000-11-07T22:34:46Z")
**Posts on this page:** 12
**Page:** 4
### Author:  [@Wump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wump)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186/61 "2000-11-18T18:10:26Z")
i watched the Simsons twice yesterday, twicew on thursday, and twice on wednesday. That’s an average of 2 Simpsons episodes watched by me, per day during the last 3 days.
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### Author:  [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2000, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186/62 "2000-11-18T18:20:54Z")
I drink approximately 96 oz. of Snapple iced tea every day.
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### Author:  [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2000, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186/63 "2000-11-18T18:25:14Z")
I have only 3 more posts to go until I reach 2100.
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### Author:  [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2000, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186/64 "2000-11-18T18:26:34Z")
Whoops, that’s wrong now. Now I have only 2 more posts before I reach 2100.
Of course after I post this, I’ll have only 1 more post to go before reaching 2100.
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### Author:  [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2000, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186/65 "2000-11-18T18:27:40Z")
Approximately 1 out of every 4 posts of mine is just me screwing around to pad my post count. 😉
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### Author:  [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2000, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186/66 "2000-11-18T18:28:45Z")
Hey! Look at that! I just past 2100 posts!
[sub]Ok, I’m done screwing around now.[/sub]
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### Author:  [@WillyK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillyK)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2000, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186/67 "2000-11-18T18:59:05Z")
Did you know that the average head weighs 8 lbs?
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### Author:  [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2001, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186/68 "2001-03-28T20:13:51Z")
\*\*Shoes:\*\*12 or 13
\*\*RollerBlades:\*\*14
\*\*Jeans: \*\*35 or 36 x 32 or 34 (depending on cut of thigh)
\*\*BP: \*\*159/98 w/ pulse of 60 (but sometimes up to 71)
\*\*Serum cholesterol: \*\*129 (good cholesterol(HDL?): 72)
\*\*Fastest 5k: \*\*16:50
**Years skiing:** 20
**Years boarding:** 4
**# of places I’ve skied/boarded:** 22/6 (10 Mid-west, 12 Rockies/1 Mid-west, 5 Rockies)
**Years playing soccer:** 9
**Goals scored:** 1
**Years playing rugby:** 3
**Tries completed:** 0
**Greatest weight I’ve leg-pressed:** 800# x 4 times (ran out of space for more weight)
\*\*Weight graduating HS: \*\*180
**Weight through first 3 years of college:** 185
**Weight after Marine Corps Boot Camp:** 185
**Weight graduating college:** 185
\*\*Weight 12 months later: \*\*210
**Weight now:** 220
\*\*Change in height over this time: \*\*1.75 inches
\*\*Height: \*\*~75 inches
**Fastest I’ve personally driven:** 161.38 mph (_average_, around a 2 mile track)
**Furthest I’ve driven to suprise someone:** 320 miles
**Longest dry spell since losing virginity:** ~12 months
\*\*Shortest dry spell since losing virginity: \*\*~18 hours 😃
**Turgid vs. flaccid size ratio:** ~8/3
**Length vs. circumference ratio:** ~24/25
\*\*Women I’ve said “I love you” to (mom and sister not included): \*\*6
**Broken hearts:** 2
**Seriously bruised hearts:** 1 ☹
**Weddings I’ve been to/in (last 4 years):** 16/9 (another one coming up this Fall, too)
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### Author:  [@Tyklfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tyklfe)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2001, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186/69 "2001-03-28T22:01:28Z")
12.5 - # of feet up I went - (Pole Vault)
2 - # of pole vault poles I shattered
1 - # of poles shattered right before a competition started (when it broke it was so loud that people a 1/4 mile away at a baseball game came to the track to find out what had happened)
1 - # of massive bloody welts from breaking said pole
2.0 - # of hours to run the Atlanta City Half-Marathon
0.0 - # of times I’m going to run that race again
12 - shoe size
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### Author:  [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2001, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186/70 "2001-03-28T23:18:43Z")
> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by Le Sang_
> what the hell, why not? after all, 68% of statistics are made up on the spot, right
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Rich G7subs \*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by racinchikki \*
> > \*\*36C \*\*
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> Now THAT’S a stat that is interesting!!!
[sub]And it ain’t made up, either. AMHIK. (wwnn\*)[/sub]
mmm…chikkiboobies… 😃 (or rather, :p)
\*–“wink, wink, nudge, nudge”, abbreviated. For when 😉 just isn’t suggestive enough.
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### Author:  [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2001, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186/71 "2001-07-10T21:38:24Z")
290.25 and 127/70.
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### Author:  [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)
#### Post date: [July 10, 2001, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-insert-boring-statistic-that-no-one-will-read-here/40186/72 "2001-07-10T22:01:33Z")
46 1/2 inches, 6 1/2 lbs. 😃
I don’t get you guys who’re posting your bench/squat weights. Aren’t squats usually way higher? I bench around 200, and the one time I tried squatting I did 300 and found it way too easy. I usually do leg press, and vary between 450 and 800, depending on the machine…
Most amount of fluid I ever drank in one breath: approx. 1.5 liters.
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