# Post your lavish and completely selfish wishes here! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 15, 2005, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-lavish-and-completely-selfish-wishes-here/290227 "2005-02-15T18:46:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![archmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@archmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/archmichael)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-lavish-and-completely-selfish-wishes-here/290227/41 "2005-02-17T03:11:30Z")
A FTL lightship run by a friendly AI, so I can explore the stars. With a contingent of robot soldiers, in case I run into trouble. I’ve been having crazy dreams about having a long, prehensile penis. Works great in my dreams, but I would guess that women would run screaming in real life. ---
**Author:** ![klintypooh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3da27b/32.png) [@klintypooh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/klintypooh)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-lavish-and-completely-selfish-wishes-here/290227/42 "2005-02-17T03:12:54Z")
As mentioned in my other thread, I’d be more than happy with £150 so I can go abroad for the first time with my gf. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-lavish-and-completely-selfish-wishes-here/290227/43 "2005-02-17T04:24:25Z")
Ooo, lots of good ones here, many that I would co-opt in a second. Additonal wishes? I want a clean, legible, complete copy of everything ever written, a house big enough to store it in properly, and the ability to natively read, write, and speak every language (so I could read what was written). And I’d like to be able to know everything there is to know about any topic I want to know about, and understand it, remember it all, and not go crazy in the process. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-lavish-and-completely-selfish-wishes-here/290227/44 "2005-02-17T04:47:13Z")
$10,000,000 tax free and a trip to England. Become an expert programmer in all computer programming languages, including obsolete ones. The ability to imitate any voice I hear. Actually, instead the $10,000,000, Regallag\_The\_Axe’s wallet would be better, so I’ll go with that. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-lavish-and-completely-selfish-wishes-here/290227/45 "2005-02-17T05:12:09Z")
> [@The Devil's Grandmother](#): > > You want to keep the hair in your nose. Don’t ask, just trust me. Okay. Now I need to know the reason you say this. 😃 BTW, **Lobsang** , what would you do with said pea? ---
**Author:** ![Moonchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@Moonchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonchild)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-lavish-and-completely-selfish-wishes-here/290227/46 "2005-02-17T08:14:46Z")
I would like a harem of leather-clad women torture and tease me every time I fantasize about it. And then have a five-minute orgasm. And then have some really great chocolate. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-lavish-and-completely-selfish-wishes-here/290227/47 "2005-02-17T13:08:47Z")
I would like to find a hundred dollar bill on each and every daily walk I take for the rest of my life. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-lavish-and-completely-selfish-wishes-here/290227/48 "2005-02-17T16:33:31Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > BTW, **Lobsang** , what would you do with said pea? Gee, I didn’t think that far ahead. I just madly wanted a pea. I guess I’d make a little hat for it and put it in a glass safe. ---
**Author:** ![Canadiangirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Canadiangirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canadiangirl)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-lavish-and-completely-selfish-wishes-here/290227/49 "2005-02-21T17:45:10Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > [off topic]Hey, **Canadiangirl** , you live in Newmarket? One of my aunts lives there. Not really relevant to anything, but hey.[/off topic] > > These wishes rock. 😃 Wouldn’t it be weird if we lived next door to each other and met via the Dope! ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-lavish-and-completely-selfish-wishes-here/290227/50 "2005-02-21T17:55:34Z")
> [@monica](#): > > Sex. Lots of sex. It’s been _way_ too long. Preferably with a hot guy with a really hot accent. (I love accents) > Free time > A body I’m completely comfortable with. Granted, I’m fairly slim, but I could be a bit more toned. > The magic closet that magically produces whatever I want, in my exact size, that looks amazing on me. > To go back to Spain. > An anti-frizz hair gel that actually works. > The ability to change my haircolor at will, with no damage. > The power of Telepathy. > For the cast of my show to memorize their lines. > A sweet mare named Ysabel. I may be able to help with some of these 😃 ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-lavish-and-completely-selfish-wishes-here/290227/51 "2005-02-21T18:11:03Z")
Hmm for things like this I like to go with wishes that are at least possible in present day. A two week cruise of my choice once a year. A modest lottery win or other windfall that would give me enough money to live very nicely (say $100K/yr US) on basic investments while I spend my life becoming more physically fit and painfully over educated. To learn to fly an airplane or helicopter, and have access to one for occasional weekend getaways for fuel and a little extra. ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-lavish-and-completely-selfish-wishes-here/290227/52 "2005-02-21T18:52:46Z")
To have the gift of making someone do what I want just by thinking about it 😃 Hordes of screaming teenage girls who would do anything for me that I want(hey I’ve worked in media…sometimes when we’re traveling with pop stars it’s like that.It’s just never for me…) Meanwhile,for your selfish wishes e-mail Iceland and if you’re lucky they might come true.I am the new Jimmy Saville 😃 ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-lavish-and-completely-selfish-wishes-here/290227/53 "2005-02-21T20:14:39Z")
I just want the bastard who “borrowed” my TARDIS to bring it back. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-lavish-and-completely-selfish-wishes-here/290227/54 "2005-02-21T20:54:39Z")
> [@Zoe](#): > > to spend a week at Sanobel(?) Island, Florida looking for shells Well come on down! I can’t speak for **Sanibel\_Man** , but I know tons of folks in Lee County would love for you to visit and come out to Bowmans Beach on Sanibel. Bring roofing materials. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-lavish-and-completely-selfish-wishes-here/290227/55 "2005-02-21T20:59:26Z")
_Hides TARDIS behind a tree_ What TARDIS? I ain’t seen no TARDIS. Hey, is that a Dalek over there? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-lavish-and-completely-selfish-wishes-here/290227.md?page=2)