# Post your list of things you will never again do **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 2, 2013, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319 "2013-12-02T23:21:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Doyle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doyle/32/439_2.png) [@Doyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doyle)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/101 "2013-12-04T20:39:56Z")
Go to Disneyworld - A friend once remarked, “If you like standing in line, sweating your ass off, and spending a ton of money, then there ain’t no place better.” Sleep in a tent Ride a horse ---
**Author:** ![amorali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3e96dc/32.png) [@amorali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amorali)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/102 "2013-12-05T01:57:37Z")
Fighting a land war in Asia ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/103 "2013-12-05T03:51:18Z")
> [@chappachula](#): > > Hike down to the bottom of the Grand Canyon(and up, again, of course) UP,UP,UP,UP,UP,… > Dumb,dumb,dumb thing to do… > I was 22 , in good shape, but my legs hurt for the next two days. Worth doing once, and only once, just to say I did it. It’s actually the down part that’ll make you sore, much more so than the up part. Mine: Bungee Jump. If I’m going to intentionally free fall again, there’s going to be a parachute strapped to my back, not an oversized rubber band! ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/104 "2013-12-05T04:08:57Z")
> [@amorali](#): > > Fighting a land war in Asia Yeah, no kidding! I still haven’t gotten over my attempt to take Russia from the west. ---
**Author:** ![Happyasaclam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7c8e57/32.png) [@Happyasaclam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happyasaclam)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/105 "2013-12-05T04:21:04Z")
Never again: Threesome Tequila Drugs ---
**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/106 "2013-12-05T04:44:37Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > How does one make a wheat germ sandwich, with or without Kraft cheese product? You sprinkle it on the sandwich before you place the bread on it. You also sprinkle it on cantaloupe, cottage cheese, baked potatoes, pea soup, pot roast, baked apples and any product where you can possibly sprinkle something on something. You then wonder why your kids prefer take out or at least the right to make their own meals with the dreaded germ vanquished to the furthest ends of the shelves. To this day I cannot abide the stuff. I have dreams of being drowned in a vat of it and crying for help where no one can hear me. ---
**Author:** ![Blackberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecd19e/32.png) [@Blackberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackberry)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/107 "2013-12-05T05:12:38Z")
My psycho ex (here’s hoping!) - Because he won’t meet my condition for getting back together. Said he would, but hasn’t done it, and I’m not going back on it no matter what. Eat meat - I’m not a savage 😉 Date a Muslim - Anything I say might get me jumped on, so just no. Pay for music - Obviously, I’m a music thief. Get my ears (or anything else) pierced - I have the right amount of piercings. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/108 "2013-12-05T05:17:34Z")
> [@Scribble](#): > > Yeah, no kidding! I still haven’t gotten over my attempt to take Russia from the west. I always start out in Australia. Less attack points. (RISK) ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/109 "2013-12-05T05:50:22Z")
I will never allow myself to be lifted and carried in my wheelchair (or out of it, for that matter) up a flight of stairs again. Years ago i was dropped near the top of a very steep, narrow and tall flight of outdoor steps when my buddy holding the back of my chair slipped and dropped me. My chair went flying down the stairs, flipping and crashing as it went. It was only because i was able to grab a hold of the metal railing with my outstretched hand and hang on that i didnt go flipping with it. From that day, i get out of my chair and get up the stairs on my ass and have some one else carry my (empty) wheelchair up for me. Its much safer all around, and most importantly, _i remain in control of my own safety_. ---
**Author:** ![stui\_magpie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stui_magpie/32/11010_2.png) [@stui\_magpie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stui_magpie)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/110 "2013-12-05T06:42:41Z")
Things I’ll never do again: 1. Get married. Once was enough, I like being single. 2. Have more kids. The ones I’ve got are adults. If I want youth to corrupt I’ll wait for them to have their own. 3. Eat a raw oyster. Yuck. 4. Have sex with a woman older than me. 5. Not do something I want to do because of concern about what other people might think. DILLIGAF. ---
**Author:** ![Norse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a9adbd/32.png) [@Norse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norse)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/111 "2013-12-05T09:36:43Z")
> [@ralph124c](#): > > surstromming (rotten herring) \ It’s not rotten, it’s [fermented](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstr%C3%B6mming). Like strong cheese. But yeah, it’s a bit too much for me, too. \ > [@corkboard](#): > > Father more children. Got the ol’ snippety-snip and never looked back. This. Times twenty. I don’t regret having any of the kids, but… been there, done that, got the T-shirt. Never going back. ---
**Author:** ![Martini\_Enfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/martini_enfield/32/11123_2.png) [@Martini\_Enfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martini_Enfield)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/112 "2013-12-05T10:01:07Z")
> [@stui\_magpie](#): > > Not do something I want to do because of concern about what other people might think. DILLIGAF. Now you mention it, actually, you do look like you’ve got a fish. 😛 One from me: Order something off a restaurant menu where I don’t speak the language, there aren’t any pictures on said menu, and the country is known for “weird” food. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/113 "2013-12-05T11:05:42Z")
Play rugby Play competitive chess See a pretty woman in the flesh without her clothes on See a picture of one and experience any more excitement than I’d get from studying a work of art Spend all afternoon floating an inch above the ground because I just bought an engagement ring for the person I want to spend the rest of my life with Spend all Christmas Day at an ex-fiancee’s house with her family because she picked Christmas Eve to call it off and I had nowhere else to go Stand on a bus station in the pouring rain with a sackful of Christmas presents for my family that I have no other way to transport Ride a new motorbike off the forecourt See the look in someone’s eyes that tells me she absolutely has to go to bed with me as soon as humanly possible Sleep with someone else’s wife Try to find a publisher for a book manuscript Receive a bj delivered with enthusiasm and intent Father a child Spend a day free of pain (plenty have it far worse, though) See a total eclipse of the sun (and cloud nearly ruined the one I did see) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/114 "2013-12-05T11:59:05Z")
> [@Happyasaclam](#): > > Never again: > Threesome > Tequila > Drugs That must have been one helluva night. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/115 "2013-12-05T12:03:50Z")
> [@Happyasaclam](#): > > Never again: > Threesome > Tequila > Drugs Well, you’re not supposed to do them in that order. ---
**Author:** ![Jesse\_Pinkman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a183cd/32.png) [@Jesse\_Pinkman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesse_Pinkman)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/116 "2013-12-05T15:52:42Z")
-Smoke -Play rugby -Drugs -The way things are going, go on a date ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/117 "2013-12-05T20:49:39Z")
I will never again ride The Tower of Terror at any Disney Park. If you were to ask my son, he’d say he’ll never again sit next to me on The Tower of Terror at any Disney Park. ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/118 "2013-12-06T00:15:45Z")
Take any kind of medicine containing codeine. Go to a loud concert. Take a ten-hour redeye plane trip. Eat a pot brownie. Believe that Peter Jackson will make another great movie. Go to Mexico. Drink gin or tequila. ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/119 "2013-12-06T01:48:19Z")
As God is my witness, as God is my witness they’re not going to lick me. I’m going to live through this and when it’s all over, I’ll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/120 "2013-12-06T11:46:10Z")
Grind against a married woman in a bar. Sleep in the same bed with someone I’m not married to (or related to). Live in a hotel for a year. (Please, God). Run cross-country. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319.md?page=7)