# Post your list of things you will never again do **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 2, 2013, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319 "2013-12-02T23:21:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Inna\_Minnit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Inna\_Minnit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inna_Minnit)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/141 "2013-12-20T11:00:53Z")
> [@Foggy](#): > > There is a hell of a lot of things I will never do again, where do I start? > > Well here are a few that I can think of: > [ul] > [li]Have sex.[/li][li]Kiss or hug another person.[/li][li]Have a kitten/cat. :([/li][li]Own a TV.[/li][/ul] What? Are you in solitary confinement? With WiFi? ---
**Author:** ![Orionizer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/orionizer/32/4442_2.png) [@Orionizer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orionizer)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/142 "2013-12-20T18:35:55Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > Oh, and on Twitter? > > I will never, ever again wish… > > … Steve Martin … > > _ **A Very Merry Christmas…!** _ > …that man gets just plain _ **mean** _. 😛 Care to expand on this one? You’ve got me curious. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/143 "2013-12-20T19:13:17Z")
> [@Orionizer](#): > > Care to expand on this one? You’ve got me curious. Been there, done that, meant well, bloody hell. He’s on twitter. You’re so curious, YOU try it. _dons asbestos suit_ (…and if you live, jump on a JAL flight to Japan & see if Godzilla likes enemas… :eek: ) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/144 "2013-12-21T17:12:53Z")
> [@Orionizer](#): > > Care to expand on this one? You’ve got me curious. > [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > Been there, done that, meant well, bloody hell. > > He’s on twitter. You’re so curious, YOU try it. _dons asbestos suit_ > (…and if you live, jump on a JAL flight to Japan & see if Godzilla likes enemas… :eek: ) Still thinking an explanation would be nice. mmm ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/145 "2013-12-21T18:54:37Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > Been there, done that, meant well, bloody hell. > > He’s on twitter. You’re so curious, YOU try it. _dons asbestos suit_ > (…and if you live, jump on a JAL flight to Japan & see if Godzilla likes enemas… :eek: ) YOU posted it. Just spill, man. ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/146 "2013-12-21T19:47:07Z")
Move halfway across the country. (well after I move back home that is). Moved to Seattle from Anchorage in 2010, then from Seattle to Colorado in March of this year. If I’m still as homesick as I am now in 3-5 years (if I ever financially recover from those moves :D), I’ll never move again once I get back home to Anchorage. Ride a Greyhound bus. I’ve been only been on one once, well twice but the first one doesn’t really count because I was about 9 or 10 and it was kind of fun/kind of boring. The second time, when I was an adult was…horrific (though the experience did make for funny stories and bragging rights :D). My 10 year old self was wrong! It is hell. ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/147 "2013-12-21T19:56:21Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > Thought of a few more… > **Go camping**. Did it twice in my life, hated it both times. I honestly don’t see the attraction. Always dirty, always work to do. This is vacation? > > mmm Not enough smilies or explanation points, Amens, or “this!'s” for this one. I’m from a state where it’s like state law or something that you have to love camping/fishing/hunting etc. I never liked it, EVER. I got dragged along to every family camping outing that ever was. And even as a kid my opinion was “this is housework, only worse”. Not to mention, there’s NOTHING TO DO. And no, staring into a fire isn’t “doing something,” nor is gutting fish, washing pans in a glacier temperature stream (literally), gathering wood, poking at the tarp so that the rainwater doesn’t gather and collapse it, and so on and so forth. Thank goodness I’m a reader or I would have died from boredom as a teenager. Vegas, the Luxor, now THAT’S a vacation. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/148 "2013-12-21T20:28:38Z")
1. Drink Jägermeister. It caused me to jump into Lake George in February. :eek: 2. Jump into Lake George in February. ---
**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/149 "2013-12-21T20:45:59Z")
> [@Inna\_Minnit](#): > > What? Are you in solitary confinement? With WiFi? Not quite. I live in a SRO hotel for people with mental health issues. As I have mention already, I have no interest in intimacy and I just don’t want a TV. What I would like is a new computer and a kitten, but have no money for either of them. More things I’ll never do again: [ul] [li]Smoke a cigarette[/li][li]Smoke weed[/li][li]Drink alcohol[/li][li]Buy a bag-less vacuum[/li][li]Have long hair[/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![MoodIndigo1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e8c25b/32.png) [@MoodIndigo1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MoodIndigo1)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/150 "2013-12-21T21:16:39Z")
I don’t get the manual transmission hate, it’s the only thing I’ll drive with pleasure. What I will never do again: [ul] [li]eat spleen[/li][li]go on a water slide called ‘‘Death Drop’’[/li][li]dance the flamenco[/li][li]remarry (widowed once, soon to be divorced)[/li][li]bungee jump[/li][li]blindly obey my GPS[/li][li]eat tinned sardines[/li][li]watch The Sound of Music[/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Kansas\_Beekeeper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@Kansas\_Beekeeper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kansas_Beekeeper)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/151 "2013-12-21T23:45:26Z")
Eat brains and eggs. (Eggs I like, it’s the brains I won’t eat.) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2013, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/152 "2013-12-22T01:12:31Z")
And it’s even a current thread! ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/153 "2013-12-23T00:23:43Z")
Live in Arizona Live in Florida Go downhill skiing Waterski on January 1st (a local tradition) Work in a Target store ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/154 "2013-12-23T05:01:57Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > Still thinking an explanation would be nice. > mmm Too bad. > [@NoClueBoy](#): > > YOU posted it. Just spill, man. YOU’RE curious. Just go to Steve Martin’s twitter & scroll DOWN, man. (What, you can’t read Steve Martin…!?) Dear Santa, for Xmas please make these 2 posters Less Lazy… ---
**Author:** ![Orionizer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/orionizer/32/4442_2.png) [@Orionizer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orionizer)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/155 "2013-12-23T15:43:52Z")
Ok Count, I’ve looked back through his feed but don’t see much of anything worthy of an asbestos suit… ---
**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/156 "2013-12-23T16:42:09Z")
Me either. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/157 "2013-12-23T22:39:08Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > Too bad. > > YOU’RE curious. Just go to Steve Martin’s twitter & scroll DOWN, man. > > (What, you can’t read Steve Martin…!?) > Dear Santa, for Xmas please make these 2 posters Less Lazy… Screw that. I’m not wasting my time. ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2013, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/158 "2013-12-24T01:00:36Z")
Go spelunking. My first (and only) time was when I discovered I’m claustrophobic. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2013, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/159 "2013-12-24T01:13:29Z")
> [@freckafree](#): > > Go spelunking. My first (and only) time was when I discovered I’m claustrophobic. Don’t go spelunking with Steve Martin! :eek: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2013, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319/160 "2013-12-24T04:56:11Z")
> [@Orionizer](#): > > Ok Count, I’ve looked back through his feed but don’t see much of anything worthy of an asbestos suit… It was xmas 2011; my post got his snark reply which led to an avalanche of his fan pile-on posts. He did nothing to stop it & all his Martinettes stayed in his good graces. Tell me: was that worth 3 posters Badgering me like Asshats to hear? Really…? And **AndNoClueboy** is just out-and-out blocked. That level of whiny feet stamping entitlement should be below the range of human hearing and never ever rewarded. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-list-of-things-you-will-never-again-do/675319.md?page=9)