# Post your minor/petty pittings here!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-minor-petty-pittings-here/173267>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 5, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-minor-petty-pittings-here/173267 "2003-05-05T20:49:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-minor-petty-pittings-here/173267/21 "2003-05-06T06:08:47Z")

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My feet hurt.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-minor-petty-pittings-here/173267/22 "2003-05-06T06:19:55Z")

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Lipton is _not_ tea!

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**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-minor-petty-pittings-here/173267/23 "2003-05-06T06:27:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \*  
> \*\ ***Desmostylus** is correct. “It’s” is the contraction of “it is”. The possesive form is “its”. Possesive pronouns do not have the apostrophe, such as “hers” and “yours”. \*\*

POSSESSIVE

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-minor-petty-pittings-here/173267/24 "2003-05-06T06:32:42Z")

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People that post all capitals.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-minor-petty-pittings-here/173267/25 "2003-05-06T06:35:41Z")

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Austin, TX

Denver, CO

Oklahoma City, OK

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-minor-petty-pittings-here/173267/26 "2003-05-06T06:42:18Z")

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That’s OK, **NoClueBoy** , coz you posted states as well. 😉

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-minor-petty-pittings-here/173267/27 "2003-05-06T06:58:12Z")

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:smack:

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-minor-petty-pittings-here/173267/28 "2003-05-06T06:58:55Z")

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The Fucking Banks in Australia, that insist upon a 3 day clearance even for a BANK CHEQUE!

Arghhhh. Bastiges. Fuckwads. Arghhhh.  
:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-minor-petty-pittings-here/173267/29 "2003-05-06T06:59:19Z")

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Shit!

Now my eye hurts!

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**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-minor-petty-pittings-here/173267/30 "2003-05-06T13:15:33Z")

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Does this mean we’ve quit picking on **samarm** for his grammer and spelling errors?

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-minor-petty-pittings-here/173267/31 "2003-05-06T13:22:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by elucidator \*  
> \*\*  
> My pet peeve is people who post definitions from the dictionary, as if such an utterly inane act of pedantic masturbation could be remotely regarded as a rhetorical device! GOD, that pisses me off!  
> \*\*

I must disagree. It seems obvious that some people have no idea what a word actually _means_. Their argument may be good, but they are arguing something completely different.

And dammit!!! My GF is coming into town for 2 days, then flying up to Sacremento for 6 days!!! THEN, she’ll come back and spend time with me.

[sub]sullk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk[/sub]

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-minor-petty-pittings-here/173267/32 "2003-05-06T13:32:38Z")

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I’ve been wanting to pit a certain poster who posts columns from his online webzine (I guess) as Great Debate posts. I don’t think he’s all that sharp and certainly not as sharp as a razor.

He also seems to think rednecks that visit librarys with guns in their jacket pockets are scary.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-minor-petty-pittings-here/173267/33 "2003-05-06T14:10:46Z")

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spooje" You might have a better time if your GF flies to Sacramento instead of Sacemento. 😉

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-minor-petty-pittings-here/173267/34 "2003-05-06T14:35:15Z")

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Oh, come on! How can you not _love_ a [**Lobsang** rant](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=165129)? Especially one in which you provided the pivotal post that turned the thread into a thing of beauty?

I’m shocked, **samarm**. Shocked I say!

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-minor-petty-pittings-here/173267/35 "2003-05-06T14:44:44Z")

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People that complain about the spelling of “Sa **cra** mento”, but in doing so misquote “Sa **cre** mento” as “Sa **ce** mento”. 😉

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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-minor-petty-pittings-here/173267/36 "2003-05-06T14:50:47Z")

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I hate rants.

😕

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-minor-petty-pittings-here/173267/37 "2003-05-06T14:53:01Z")

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Australia has _fucking_ banks?!

Da-yamn!

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**Author:** ![Brynda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-minor-petty-pittings-here/173267/38 "2003-05-06T15:26:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Desmostylus \*  
> \*\*People that post all capitals. \*\*

People who use “that” when refering to people, rather than “who.”

Disclaimer: I was taught this rule back in the Dark Ages, and since I see it broken all the time, it may be outdated.

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**Author:** ![cabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@cabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cabbit)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-minor-petty-pittings-here/173267/39 "2003-05-06T19:49:37Z")

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I am irritated by people who P0sT lIk3 3Lit3 Haxx0rS.

I am also annoyed by people who can only write “you” as “u”.

I am vexed by people who proof read posts obsessively.

I am particularly irked by human thesauruses who come up with different ways to say irritated, annoyed, vexed, and irked.

The very worst ones are smart arse ex-pat tea drinking Vegemite scarfing Aussie chicks though, they really chap my hide.

Oh…hold on a sec…

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-minor-petty-pittings-here/173267/40 "2003-05-06T20:06:28Z")

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You know how you’ll be in certain threads, like _What’s your favorite hairball color?_ or _Any advice on how to get blood stains out of my car trunk without attracting too much attention?_ and someone pops in and say, “Well, shiver me timbers, Batman! I can’t believe no one’s posted THIS yet!”?

I HATE THAT!

So you posted something before anyone else did, BFD! Get over yourselves!

I’m also tired of having rabies.

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