# Post your neighbour stories here

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-neighbour-stories-here/791724>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 20, 2017, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-neighbour-stories-here/791724 "2017-07-20T15:23:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2017, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-neighbour-stories-here/791724/94 "2017-08-11T16:04:01Z")

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> [@overlyverbose](#):
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> I was working at home one day and was on a conference call when my doorbell rang. I put myself on mute and answered the door…to find my elderly neighbor standing there with a giant dead turkey.
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> He shook it at me, yelling, “Look what I shot on my farm, overly! I’m going to go clean it in the back yard!”
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> I live in a suburb of St. Louis. People don’t generally bleed dead turkeys in their backyards, much less shake them at their neighbors. But he was very excited. He’s since come over with a couple of other similarly dead animals. I’m starting to think of him less as a neighbor and more as a very friendly cat.

This made me laugh 😊!

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