# Post your one sentance rant here. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 12, 2004, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647 "2004-07-12T02:03:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/1 "2004-07-12T02:03:35Z")
I pit the woman who outbid me by a dollar the Vera Bradley Purse I was bidding on on Ebay. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/2 "2004-07-12T02:12:02Z")
When you spill lemonade (it was an accident {!!}) on your friend’s 10 yr old little girl, some people get mad, others sticky. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/3 "2004-07-12T02:16:57Z")
People calling themselves christians can be nastier than those who don’t. (I don’t mean noclueboy of course) ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/4 "2004-07-12T02:18:37Z")
I pit myself for interpreting “I never thought of us that way” as “I really want to start dating you” and letting myself get all worked up again. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/5 "2004-07-12T02:19:04Z")
Have you seen the price of Atkins-friendly candy bars at GNC? ---
**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/6 "2004-07-12T02:21:04Z")
Upside down cake is near impossible to eat (Thanks, Newtown, you could of baked a right side up apple pie instead!) ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/7 "2004-07-12T02:23:37Z")
There should be giant floating hands that travel around the country like the Goodyear blimp, administering large wet dope slaps to people who post the following on parenting message boards: “OMG!!!11 MY 2WK OLD BAYBIE SLEPP THRU NIGHTZ NOW DAT I PUT HER ON STOMACHE…I DONT NO Y DRS SAY PUT YR BAYBEE ON ITZ BACK!” Please tell me that counts as one sentence. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/8 "2004-07-12T02:24:59Z")
Fast food employees who get your order wrong should bring the right one to your home. ---
**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/9 "2004-07-12T02:25:33Z")
The New Jersey Turnpike should be wiped off the face of the Earth. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/10 "2004-07-12T02:42:28Z")
There is no God, and He hates me. ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/11 "2004-07-12T02:52:46Z")
I pit my gloopy, separating nail polish. ---
**Author:** ![RAWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@RAWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RAWDuke)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/12 "2004-07-12T02:59:39Z")
Mother fucking Nature owes me big time. ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/13 "2004-07-12T03:03:07Z")
I am so sick and tired of being sick and tired for an entire weekend. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/14 "2004-07-12T03:11:53Z")
People who are grocery shopping, should SHOP, not congregate in the middle of the aisles GOSSIPINGF!!! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/15 "2004-07-12T03:18:22Z")
The Cubs - who raise up my hopes and then crush them, year after year after year after year after year after year after year after year after year after year after year ad nauseum. ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/16 "2004-07-12T03:21:57Z")
It’s a bad idea to lend money to friends; asking for it back can easily ruin a friendship ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/17 "2004-07-12T03:26:56Z")
People who are firmly convinced that what they think is good, from religious beliefs to favorite band, should be required as the opinion of every other human being. ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/18 "2004-07-12T03:26:58Z")
I decided I hate kids, but it’s my job to like them (or at least for another 5 weeks). ---
**Author:** ![SuperDuperMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecb155/32.png) [@SuperDuperMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperDuperMan)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/19 "2004-07-12T03:27:53Z")
When armageddon comes, the first person taking the plunge down to the Hell Motel better be whoever it was that decided you have to put a barking dog in the cargo bay of a plane, but its “illegal” to shove a screaming 2 year old back there. ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/20 "2004-07-12T03:29:51Z")
Just because they repaved the road with smooth asphalt doesn’t mean the speed limit is now 15 mph faster, you cat-and-dog-and-child-and-chipmunk-safety-oblivious fuckfoots! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647.md?page=2)