# Post your one sentance rant here. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 12, 2004, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647 "2004-07-12T02:03:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/21 "2004-07-12T03:31:04Z")
And I pit myself for not knowing whether the proper grammar would be “fuckfoots” or “fuckfeet”. ---
**Author:** ![Denis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/22 "2004-07-12T03:40:38Z")
Waking up screaming with leg cramps felches goats! And it scares the hell out of my wife. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/23 "2004-07-12T03:45:04Z")
> [@LilyoftheValley](#): > > And I pit myself for not knowing whether the proper grammar would be “fuckfoots” or “fuckfeet”. I believe the correct plural is “fuckfoots.” I hereby pit anyone who corrects this answer! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/24 "2004-07-12T03:45:43Z")
grocery stores that run out of the chocolate you eat for breakfast and before bed should close til it comes in! ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/25 "2004-07-12T03:49:09Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > I believe the correct plural is “fuckfoots.” > > I hereby pit anyone who corrects this answer! 😃 I pit people who use two sentences in this thread, thereby depriving someone of the opportunity to pit those people for incorrect use of a semicolon. ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/26 "2004-07-12T03:51:59Z")
The food chain: Who the fuck though that it would be a good idea for life to depend on death? This planet is one big fucking rip-off. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/27 "2004-07-12T03:54:02Z")
I pit the common flea and the 6 months supply of worthless crap we dropped over $100 [to eradicate them with.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=265788) ---
**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/28 "2004-07-12T03:54:31Z")
Bastard child **CanvasShoes** stole my rant. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/29 "2004-07-12T03:58:17Z")
Why can only rich men become president? ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/30 "2004-07-12T04:03:00Z")
From the depths of hell, I cry out to thee. ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/31 "2004-07-12T04:03:00Z")
I got nothing, dammit! ---
**Author:** ![stockton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5a626/32.png) [@stockton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stockton)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/32 "2004-07-12T04:03:16Z")
Fancy new expensive car like that doesn’t have turn signals, cell-phone-talkin’ woman? ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/33 "2004-07-12T04:04:21Z")
> [@JonScribe](#): > > I got nothing, dammit! Look around just a little bit. I have full confidence that you will come up with something. ---
**Author:** ![7\_up\_yours](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/7/919ad9/32.png) [@7\_up\_yours](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/7_up_yours)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/34 "2004-07-12T04:06:01Z")
A friend who said she was going to go with me to a concert on Tuesday and we were supposed to work out our definite plans last week, but has since dissapeared off the face of the earth. ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/35 "2004-07-12T04:07:29Z")
**7 up yours** , if it weren’t for your location, I would think we have the same friend. ---
**Author:** ![Denis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/36 "2004-07-12T04:13:31Z")
I Pit me for severely limiting my job possibilities by only completing two years of college! :o ---
**Author:** ![SpasmicChaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@SpasmicChaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpasmicChaos)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/37 "2004-07-12T04:14:39Z")
I pit my fair city for not spending the necessary funds for adequate brakes on patrol cars that would allow police officers to actually **stop** at the stop sign next to my house. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/38 "2004-07-12T04:16:14Z")
If you can’t spell “sentence” then you shouldn’t use it in the title of your Pit thread, goddammit! ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/39 "2004-07-12T04:18:46Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > If you can’t spell “sentence” then you shouldn’t use it in the title of your Pit thread, goddammit! People who DO NOT capitalize the G in God(heathens!) :mad: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/40 "2004-07-12T04:24:23Z")
I pit the fucking property managers who truly believe my shithole apartment is worth an extra $50 a month and adjusted the rent accordingly, motherfuckers. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647.md?page=3)