# Post your one sentance rant here. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 12, 2004, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647 "2004-07-12T02:03:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/81 "2004-07-12T15:50:59Z")
I pit the rain that seemingly is never ever ever ever going to go away. ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/82 "2004-07-12T15:59:38Z")
I pit the Sarbanes-Oxley legislation and auditors of all sorts. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/83 "2004-07-12T15:59:39Z")
I hate you! I berate you! I say SCREW YOU too! We’re all bloody worthless… [tape stops] Yeah, I hate Vulcans using public transportation. I also despise hot chicks who describe on message boards what revealing clothes they’re wearing without any sort of pics posted and linked to so we can be suitably outraged by their immorallity. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/84 "2004-07-12T16:02:34Z")
I pit my left hand in, I pit my left hand out, I pit my left hand in and I shake it all about… ---
**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/85 "2004-07-12T16:18:40Z")
(with apologies to _The Wizard of Id_) The president is a fink! ---
**Author:** ![Chastain86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/86 "2004-07-12T16:37:31Z")
Today there are a lot of things pissing me off, so pull up a chair, and let’s get started – you may have even made my list. ---
**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/87 "2004-07-12T16:41:10Z")
I pit the idiots who feel the need to pull a book off the shelf at Border’s and then proceed to sit in the aisle and examine it right there - “Excuse me kind sir, I believe the book I’m looking for is _behind your fat arse_.” ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/88 "2004-07-12T16:41:51Z")
> [@BubbaDog](#): > > I pit on-line retailers who make you go all the way through the sale transaction **before** they tell you the damn overpriced shipping cost. Ooooh…I pit people who remind me of things that annoy me too! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/89 "2004-07-12T16:49:44Z")
[BERGAMA!!!](http://www.trektoday.com/news/110704_02.shtml) ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/90 "2004-07-12T16:51:49Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > I also despise hot chicks who describe on message boards what revealing clothes they’re wearing without any sort of pics posted and linked to so we can be suitably outraged by their immorallity. Sorry. No webcam here. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/91 "2004-07-12T17:12:54Z")
> [@Kalhoun](#): > > Any employer who offers a 2.5% raise can blow moose udders in hell for an eternity. **MY** employer, who has had a **MAX** 2% annual raise limit for the last four years. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Carol\_the\_Impaler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Carol\_the\_Impaler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carol_the_Impaler)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/92 "2004-07-12T17:17:50Z")
I pit the salesperson who didn’t get the new client’s email address, which caused the advisor who could have looked it up himself to email me to find it, which caused me to look it up only to discover it’s not there, which caused me to email my admin manager to see if she had it, which caused her to email me back that she didn’t, which caused her to email the salesperson to see if she had it, which caused the salesperson to email her back and cc: me that she didn’t have it and to get it from the advisor, which caused me to email her back telling her that the advisor doesn’t have it which was the whole reason for this email circle jerk to begin with!!! ---
**Author:** ![Archergal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Archergal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archergal)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/93 "2004-07-12T18:05:43Z")
> [@Slacker](#): > > I pit the idiots who feel the need to pull a book off the shelf at Border’s and then proceed to sit in the aisle and examine it right there - “Excuse me kind sir, I believe the book I’m looking for is _behind your fat arse_.” Hey, my arse isn’t THAT fat!!! :dubious: (Sorry, but I do this all the time. I’m happy to move for you though.) ---
**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/94 "2004-07-12T18:35:03Z")
> [@Kalhoun](#): > > Any employer who offers a 2.5% raise can blow moose udders in hell for an eternity. Hey! Don’t knock 'em until you’ve tried 'em. (P.S. For me, after the past couple of years a 2.5% raise would look pretty good.) ---
**Author:** ![tremorviolet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47774/32.png) [@tremorviolet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tremorviolet)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/95 "2004-07-12T18:56:10Z")
Why am I convinced my ceiling fan is trying to kill me (which results in me constantly waking up in the middle of the night, standing on the edges of my bedroom out of the reach of that evil, evil ceiling fan)? ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/96 "2004-07-12T20:00:22Z")
I pit my child and my dumb feline for child leaving a chicken bone in a non-cupboard garbage and the feline for dragging it (and the rest of the garbage) out at 3am, causing a HUGE mess and feline to have a terribly upset stomach (cat burps. Yum.) I pit myself for being late to work, when getting to work on some days consists of simply hauling my ass downstairs. I pit my sister who, even though I explained to her that my personal computer is essentially an electric EtchASketch, believed I could upload 150 wedding pics in two hours. I pit humidity for giving me a 'fro. ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/97 "2004-07-12T20:15:19Z")
Originally posted by **AwSnappity** > [@](#): > > - > > Originally Posted by **saramamalana** > I pit myself for being a stupid obsessive girl with a stupid crush on a stupid boy who could like me or could not like but I’m probably stupidly driving him away. > > I pit myself for stealing saramamalana’s rant verbatim.\* I pit both **Awsnappity** and **saramamalana** ’s stupid boys. get a grip, guys. ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/98 "2004-07-12T20:27:32Z")
I pit people who ask for [info about A’dam](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=265338) - which I give, though, due to my lazy nature, I hate typing, - and then never react. ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/99 "2004-07-12T20:39:02Z")
I pit the most recent Oscar Mayer commercial in which the producers have deliberately sought out five or six kids and one young adult who sing off key, apparently thinking it’s cute or charming. “Oh, they’re all a buncha Oscar Mayer weeeeee-ners!” :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647/100 "2004-07-12T20:43:21Z")
> [@TroubleAgain](#): > > I pit the Sarbanes-Oxley legislation and auditors of all sorts. I wholeheartedly second this pitting. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-one-sentance-rant-here/254647.md?page=6)