# Post your original "Two types of People" Jokes. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 12, 2007, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-original-two-types-of-people-jokes/429746 "2007-12-12T15:42:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-original-two-types-of-people-jokes/429746/1 "2007-12-12T15:42:09Z")
Let’s make up new Two types of people in the world jokes. I’ll start: There are 1/2 types of people in the world, those who get fractions and those who don’t. What’s yours? ---
**Author:** ![stolichnaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@stolichnaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolichnaya)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-original-two-types-of-people-jokes/429746/2 "2007-12-12T15:48:57Z")
There are one type of people in the world: Those who understands noun-verb agreement. ---
**Author:** ![cantara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6f9a4e/32.png) [@cantara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cantara)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-original-two-types-of-people-jokes/429746/3 "2007-12-12T15:55:54Z")
The [apparently ubiquitous](http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/frustrations/5aa9/): There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those who don’t. ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-original-two-types-of-people-jokes/429746/4 "2007-12-12T15:59:57Z")
There are two types of people in the world. Those who are schizophrenic. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-original-two-types-of-people-jokes/429746/5 "2007-12-12T16:12:15Z")
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who think there are two kinds of people in the world, and those who don’t. Plus some others who aren’t sure. ---
**Author:** ![Will\_Repair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a698b9/32.png) [@Will\_Repair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Will_Repair)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-original-two-types-of-people-jokes/429746/6 "2007-12-12T16:22:06Z")
There are two types of people in the world, and you’re not one of them. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-original-two-types-of-people-jokes/429746/7 "2007-12-12T16:24:48Z")
There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and thsoe who can’t. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-original-two-types-of-people-jokes/429746/8 "2007-12-12T16:30:37Z")
There are two types of people in the world. Those who finish punchlines ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-original-two-types-of-people-jokes/429746/9 "2007-12-12T16:31:33Z")
There are two types of people in the world; those who see things through until the end. ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-original-two-types-of-people-jokes/429746/10 "2007-12-12T16:34:43Z")
There are two types of people in the word, those without A.D.D. and those – Hey, look, a firetruck! ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-original-two-types-of-people-jokes/429746/11 "2007-12-12T16:50:03Z")
[QUOTE=Gangster Octopus] There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and thsoe who can’t. [/QUOTE] The third type is people who spellcheck. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-original-two-types-of-people-jokes/429746/12 "2007-12-12T17:00:42Z")
There are two types of people in the world, those who are on my side or those who are in my way. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-original-two-types-of-people-jokes/429746/13 "2007-12-12T17:04:19Z")
[QUOTE=cantara] The [apparently ubiquitous](http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/frustrations/5aa9/): There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those who don’t. [/QUOTE] Funny though. This one really doesn’t work if you spell it properly (“ten” spelled out is always _ten_ base ten), OR if you pronounce it properly (“there are one-zero types of people” will just be a _duh_ to those who know binary). IANA mathematician, just a copyeditor and recreational nitpicker. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-original-two-types-of-people-jokes/429746/14 "2007-12-12T17:07:40Z")
There are two types of people in the world, those who believe that existential reality is a manifestation of some synthetic subjective view onto a transtitive relation among possible worlds that supertranspire onto an objective transcendentalism from which the very fabric of the multiverse arose and those believe it’s all just bullshit. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-original-two-types-of-people-jokes/429746/15 "2007-12-12T17:10:31Z")
There are two types of people in the world. Those who come to a fork in the road and those who take it. ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-original-two-types-of-people-jokes/429746/16 "2007-12-12T17:16:19Z")
There are too types of people! (No there aren’t!) ---
**Author:** ![stolichnaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@stolichnaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolichnaya)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-original-two-types-of-people-jokes/429746/17 "2007-12-12T17:47:35Z")
There are two people who can type in the world. And they are very busy. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-original-two-types-of-people-jokes/429746/18 "2007-12-12T17:56:10Z")
There are two types of people in the world: my second cousin, and everyone else. ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-original-two-types-of-people-jokes/429746/19 "2007-12-12T18:11:47Z")
[QUOTE=glee] There are too types of people! (No there aren’t!) [/QUOTE] You probably meant: Their are too types of people ---
**Author:** ![stolichnaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@stolichnaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolichnaya)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-original-two-types-of-people-jokes/429746/20 "2007-12-12T18:14:07Z")
There are eight types of people in the world: one lovely lady who is bringing up three very lovely girls, and four men living all together. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-original-two-types-of-people-jokes/429746.md?page=2)