# Post your own "Joe Millionaire" spoof! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 14, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-own-joe-millionaire-spoof/148450 "2003-01-14T02:51:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Marc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8dc957/32.png) [@Marc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marc)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-own-joe-millionaire-spoof/148450/21 "2003-01-14T18:17:39Z")
**Joe Mama** Joe is really your Mom! ---
**Author:** ![Eternal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@Eternal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eternal)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-own-joe-millionaire-spoof/148450/22 "2003-01-14T18:34:07Z")
This some good stuff you guys. Excellent work. Here’s mine: **Joe Jew Bee**. (what they don’t know ist that Joe is actually a _Catholic_ bee). ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-own-joe-millionaire-spoof/148450/23 "2003-01-14T19:11:23Z")
**JOE ROCK STAR** Joe goes to Trek conventions… dressed as a Klingon. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-own-joe-millionaire-spoof/148450/24 "2003-01-14T22:12:13Z")
**Joe D’oh!** Joe is actually _Homer Simpson_. **Joe Mao** Joe is actually the deceased ruler of Red China. **Joe Pesci** In the last episode kills the “winning” contestant and buries the body in upstate NY. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-own-joe-millionaire-spoof/148450/25 "2003-01-14T22:13:51Z")
These didn’t make the _first cut_, but what the hell. **Joe Pesci II** The contestant kills Joe, and buries his body in the Nevada desert **Joe Pesci III** Joe makes one insipid wisecrack after another until everyone goes home, and hilarity does not ensue. **Joe No!** The Butler did it, but we have to wait till next season’s premier to find out. **Joe So-so** The program gets _just enough_ viewership to spawn a secone Joe next season. ---
**Author:** ![NightRabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@NightRabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NightRabbit)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-own-joe-millionaire-spoof/148450/26 "2003-01-15T07:27:58Z")
**Joe Camel** Joe has no humps… he’s actually a HORSE! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-own-joe-millionaire-spoof/148450/27 "2003-01-15T13:21:07Z")
**Joe President** Can we get a recount? I know _I_ didn’t vote for him. **Joe Jew** Actually, he’s a Muslim, but don’t tell the girls! Holy war ensues. ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2003, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-own-joe-millionaire-spoof/148450/28 "2003-01-15T16:36:44Z")
**JOEMAN** Joe really is just a newspaper reporter, and not a superhero after all. **JOE STALIN** Joe doesn’t really have a nation under his iron fist, he’s just a lowly bureaucrat with rage issues. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-own-joe-millionaire-spoof/148450.md?page=1)