# Post your Wally Sigs

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 21, 2000, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078 "2000-06-21T06:46:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078/1 "2000-06-21T06:46:04Z")

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I think I’m going to make a collection of them… they were all so perfect, and really showed how well Wally took the time to know each of us. If you got a personalized Wally sig, post it here ok?

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078/2 "2000-06-21T06:47:49Z")

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I haven’t been using mine much tonight, but here it is.

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078/3 "2000-06-21T07:10:56Z")

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He promised me one the day before yesterday…_starts to cry again_, but I’m just going to use a quote from one of chats on ICQ.  
“Do what you want to do and you’ll never be sorry.”

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078/4 "2000-06-21T08:06:04Z")

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A Wally Sig I barely deserve, but I will always wear it like a badge of honor.

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**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078/5 "2000-06-21T08:55:55Z")

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He gave me mine on the Wally Sig Thread. I asked him to do something woodsy - National Park-sy. Pretty clever what he came up with - a reference to Yellowstone and it’s geysers.

I’ll never get rid of this sig. A badge of honor.

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**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078/6 "2000-06-21T09:04:08Z")

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I’m a college student, back off or I’ll take you down with me.

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078/7 "2000-06-21T12:05:06Z")

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Here ya go!

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**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078/8 "2000-06-21T12:15:29Z")

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Here’s mine Opal.

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**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078/9 "2000-06-21T12:19:56Z")

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Here’s mine.

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078/10 "2000-06-21T12:29:41Z")

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Here’s mine Opal… and thanks!

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078/11 "2000-06-21T12:35:12Z")

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I wanted to get it exactly correct, so I searched the thread. While I remember something about “I take guilt trips every 2 months, my mom books them for me” or somesuch, I discovered that my first and true Wally sig is the following. I love it so much more than the other. ::sigh::

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**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078/12 "2000-06-21T12:56:08Z")

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Here is mine:

Feynman was wrong. I understand Quantum Physics completely. Anybody seen my drugs?

BTW if you show your **WallyM7**.sig by clicking on Show Signature, it will change if you ever change the sig in your profile.

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**Author:** ![sorrel554](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@sorrel554](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sorrel554)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078/13 "2000-06-21T13:02:03Z")

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My Wally sig:

Those who do not learn from history are condemned to fail the class.

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078/14 "2000-06-21T13:08:38Z")

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I never got an official designated sig from Wally either, although I’ve been using a quote of his.

I may change it to this quote he said about me:  
“BratMan . . . I think you’re a classy guy for asking [permission to use the gerbil story in a book]”

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**Author:** ![douglips](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@douglips](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/douglips)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078/15 "2000-06-21T14:58:10Z")

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## I never got mine, and it seems I never will. My sig seems more desperate somehow, now.

## I’d give my left buns-cheek for a Wally sig.

I’ll miss you, Wally. Everytime I call someone a putz I’ll think of you and smile.

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**Author:** ![Highlander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Highlander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Highlander)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078/16 "2000-06-21T15:14:33Z")

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Wally gave this sig to Melin, over on the 3FMB:

“I’m a wife, a mother, a lawyer and a moderator. Gods worship _me_.”

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**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078/17 "2000-06-21T15:28:31Z")

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Allowing a talent to stagnate is a grievous sin against mankind. -Wally

It wasn’t a sig line when he gave me the advice but it will be now.

Sqrl

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**Author:** ![sdimbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sdimbert/32/20204_2.png) [@sdimbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sdimbert)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078/18 "2000-06-21T15:59:25Z")

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This one isn’t a genuine sig either, but he posted it after I got in a [knock-down/drag-out](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=22996) with **Krispy Original/Contestant #3**

…sure made me feel good…

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078/19 "2000-06-21T16:03:51Z")

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Here’s mine:

Environment? Nah. Mood lighting and ambience is what counts.

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**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078/20 "2000-06-21T16:12:16Z")

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My children brighten up my life, they never turn the lights off.

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