# Post your Wally Sigs **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 21, 2000, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078 "2000-06-21T06:46:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078/41 "2000-06-22T03:12:05Z")
My Wally sig: “Don’t bring beer to your job interview.” Now that’s not side-splitting hysterical, like some of them, but Wally took the time to look at my profile so he could come up with something. That made me feel very special. He really had a knack for that, didn’t he? Sigh. ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078/42 "2000-06-22T03:22:00Z")
I’d like to note here that Wally really took time to fit the sig as best he could to the person. My profile was/is rather vague, and he took the time to find out my particulars before he could apply his verbal artistry. Yep. We’re all unique, just like everyone else. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078/43 "2000-06-22T03:32:42Z")
_I just washed my cat. It’ll take me hours to get the hairs off my tongue._ –100% certified genuine **WallyM7™** sig ---
**Author:** ![eggo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c4cdca/32.png) [@eggo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eggo)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078/44 "2000-06-22T04:35:01Z")
mine will be there forever… ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078/45 "2000-06-22T05:13:41Z")
I’m so pleased to have one. Here 'tis. Catrandom Always go to a vet who’s also a taxidermist. Either way you’ll get your cat back. – Proud to have a genuine WallyM7 sig ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078/46 "2000-06-22T05:26:48Z")
My official one: “Mom, he’s a neo Nazi! He’s a doctor also? Well…” - WallyM7 One I adopted: “Shayna… [one of] the [most despised posters](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=21261) on this board.” As declared by WallyM7, on whose list I am most honored to be. (Also on the list, btw, were: Coldfire, Milo, Unclebeer, Mully, Swimmey, aha, Bean, Uke and Eve) And the one I’m using now, which I stole from my Smoke-Out Topic Part 2: “Shayna, will you marry me?” – The best **WallyM7** sig a girl could ever ask for! ---
**Author:** ![Qwisp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qwisp/32/397_2.png) [@Qwisp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwisp)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078/47 "2000-06-22T05:31:05Z")
Wally gave me my sig right before I went in for hip surgery.Too bad it still applies. The operation? Well, now I walk like a duck, but I won’t sue because I’m getting a lot of laughs. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078/48 "2000-06-22T06:07:16Z")
Thanks, Opal. Great idea. Here 'tis: That’s my name, not a description. I’m neither purple nor a bear. Ok, so I’m purple. ---
**Author:** ![kinoons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a698b9/32.png) [@kinoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kinoons)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078/49 "2000-06-22T06:35:39Z")
while not a Wally sig, it seemed approiate to add to the list. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078/50 "2000-06-26T02:36:32Z")
there are more of you out there, aren’t there? ---
**Author:** ![Cabbage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@Cabbage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabbage)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078/51 "2000-06-29T04:21:43Z")
I just got back from vacation and this is the first I’ve heard about Wally. I’m at a loss for words. My heart goes out to Amy and Mrs. WallyM7. ☹ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-wally-sigs/23078.md?page=2)