# Post your weird dreams here! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 11, 2007, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-weird-dreams-here/418830 "2007-09-11T20:11:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Desert\_Nomad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desert_nomad/32/177_2.png) [@Desert\_Nomad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desert_Nomad)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-weird-dreams-here/418830/21 "2007-09-12T10:05:41Z")
I was in an alpine forest and there was some sort of big meeting at a cabin. I was with the Prime Minister of Japan and the President of Egypt. Somehow the cabin caught on fire and we had to go get help, so I grabbed a bread rolling pin from the kitchen and it became as big as a small car. There where three seats cut into the roller like a WWI biplane and I swung it around a few times and the three of us flew it around the forest trying to avoid the trees. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-weird-dreams-here/418830/22 "2007-09-12T13:33:34Z")
A nightmare: I dreamed I was living in an expensive NYC high rise and Mick Jagger lived in the same building. (It is important to understand that I loathe Mick Jagger.) He developed a raging crush on me, much to my horror. The thought of Mick Jagger having a crush on a 48-year-old housewife is pretty hysterical. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-weird-dreams-here/418830/23 "2007-09-12T13:38:18Z")
> [@](#): > > originally posted by **enigm4tic** : > What a fucking weird ending to what was formerly a fairly straightforward dream It’s not wierd, it’s just … “Spirit Wars: The Musical.” ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2007, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-weird-dreams-here/418830/24 "2007-09-12T13:40:14Z")
I have three really weird recurring dreams, and they seem to run in a three-night cycle. First, I dream about having to take a long road trip. Inevitably, the car deteriorates rapidly during the journey, or I become very confused about the route I have to take. At any rate, I never seem to get where I’m going. A night or two later I have the House Dream – my wife and I are moving into or have moved into a house and we discover previously unknown spaces. Sometimes the spaces are spacious, beautifully appointed sunrooms, dining rooms, or master bedroom suites; sometimes they’re vast unfinished spaces (basements, attics, etc.), sometimes they’re dilapidated, leaky rooms that ruin the whole house. After that comes the back-in-the-Army dream in which I’ve been recalled into the Army and assigned to my old post in Germany. But the uniforms are all different, the equipment has completely changed, I never really know what my rank is, and no matter how patiently I wait for things to get straightened out, they just get more and more fucked up. A variation of that dream has begun occurring in the past year or so in which I’m not in the Army, but in the Navy, aboard ship, and in a world completely alien to me. The weirdness is not so much the dreams themselves (which are always vivid and involve elaborate story lines that I can never quite remember) but the fact that they recur in that cycle. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-your-weird-dreams-here/418830.md?page=1)