# Poster here you'd most like to see a picture of....? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 27, 1999, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-here-youd-most-like-to-see-a-picture-of/7603 "1999-08-27T21:06:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 1999, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-here-youd-most-like-to-see-a-picture-of/7603/21 "1999-08-28T15:17:00Z")
Jazzmine said: > [@](#): > > Oh, and moderators David and Nick. Not even sure why, just love their attitudes. Ok. Imagine Robert Redford. Think about exactly how he looks. I look nothing like that. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 1999, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-here-youd-most-like-to-see-a-picture-of/7603/22 "1999-08-28T15:39:00Z")
Actually, I want to know what everyone looks like. It would be cool if a little picture could be placed next to the little E-mail icon. Sort of like a little I.D. If I had a scanner, Iā€™d put my picture up on here, just so nobody has to guess at my appearance. It seems to me that either A) Nobody has a scanner, or B) Nobody wants people to know what they look like, because I went to OpalCatā€™s homepage, and there are barely any pics in there. It would be cool if there were more. Adam * * * ā€œLife is hardā€¦but God is goodā€ ---
**Author:** ![omniscientnot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a5b964/32.png) [@omniscientnot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omniscientnot)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 1999, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-here-youd-most-like-to-see-a-picture-of/7603/23 "1999-08-28T15:41:00Z")
Cool pic, Satan: is that the tip of a little horn that seems to be protruding from your partially unbuttoned fly? On second thought, couldnā€™t be: physically impossible. As far as photos of the posters, yeah Iā€™d go along with BunnyGirl. (Bunny, a couple more requests and youā€™ll be bound by SDā€™s nwritten rules to produce at least a reasonable likeness of yourself). Perhaps Chris and Cristi as well (my two new friends ;)). On the masculine side, maybe PapaBear and Mr. John. In the **very** unlikely event that someone would, for some really odd reason, care to see a photographic representation of your humble servant, I can save you the request and, more importantly, the wait by stating unequivocally that Iā€™m the spittinā€™ image of Homer Simpson (in more ways than one, unfortunately) šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 1999, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-here-youd-most-like-to-see-a-picture-of/7603/24 "1999-08-28T15:54:00Z")
David - LOLā€¦okay how about Val Kilmer? I love imagining him. trisha ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 1999, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-here-youd-most-like-to-see-a-picture-of/7603/25 "1999-08-28T16:54:00Z")
Wow, I thought they turned off picture posting connected to messagesā€¦well, an excellent ideaā€¦so what you got MaryAnnQ? ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 1999, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-here-youd-most-like-to-see-a-picture-of/7603/26 "1999-08-28T19:29:00Z")
omni-not (We need to figure out nicknames here, I always read someones ref to you, thinking ā€œHey, i havenā€™t even post here.ā€) Are you yellow too??? ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 1999, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-here-youd-most-like-to-see-a-picture-of/7603/27 "1999-08-28T19:57:00Z")
Satan: CUTIE! Leslie: I will put up a really good picture of me. Then tell you what to add and take away to get the truth. Arf. * * * * * * He who laughs last thinks slowest. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 1999, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-here-youd-most-like-to-see-a-picture-of/7603/28 "1999-08-28T20:33:00Z")
Since I donā€™t have a clue as to how to get a pic of me up here (I also canā€™t figure out how to C&P on this board) youā€™ll just have to settle for a description, Omniscientnot. Iā€™m stunning. So stunning that men just faint at the sight of me. Women want to be me, I am so beautiful. Okay, now that Iā€™ve had my tongue surgically removed from my cheek, Iā€™m short & red-haired. Iā€™m kind of overweight right now, but the fact that Iā€™m 8 months pregnant may have something to do with that. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![omniscientnot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a5b964/32.png) [@omniscientnot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omniscientnot)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 1999, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-here-youd-most-like-to-see-a-picture-of/7603/29 "1999-08-29T00:47:00Z")
Omniscient: Yes, my twin-brother-joined-at-the-hip: That damn jaundice I got during puberty simply wonā€™t quit!! Just kidding. Aside from the yellowishness, the only this of Homerā€™s I donā€™t have is the permanent five oā€™clock shadow. The three strands of hair on top are as artfully positioned. Cristi: Wish _I_ had the pregnancy excuse :D. Was about to suggest that we meet half-way to make the beautiful music together\* (even with hubby and vinyl ā€“ you really know how to kill the mood, Cristi!!), but they probably wonā€™t let you board the plane in your condition šŸ˜‰ \*for all you lecherous minds who donā€™t already know, go to ā€œFavorite songā€ thread. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 1999, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-here-youd-most-like-to-see-a-picture-of/7603/30 "1999-08-29T02:32:00Z")
I have a simply mahvelous photo of myselfā€¦ FINALLY, taken not so very long ago at my 23rd birthday party. Iā€™d be more than happy to put it up if only I knew how, as I am just a teensy bit vain and I love showing off good pictures of myself. Iā€™d have to agree with Adam. Iā€™d like to see photos of everyone, just to see if any of you look remotely like what I envision. Satan didnā€™t even come closeā€¦ I pictured pink hair and piercings. Donā€™t ask whyā€¦ * * * Veni, Vidi, Visa ā€¦ I came, I saw, I bought. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 1999, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-here-youd-most-like-to-see-a-picture-of/7603/31 "1999-08-29T04:00:00Z")
**\My word! All the compliments! Iā€™m turning beet red over here!!\** ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 1999, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-here-youd-most-like-to-see-a-picture-of/7603/32 "1999-08-29T04:48:00Z")
I want to see a photo of everyone. Putting a face to a screen name makes a person a little more real. FWIIW - Those without a pic on the Homepage can take a photo or negative to any camera shop and have them put onto disk. It is a fairly cheap service. ## I have to agree, Satanā€™s pic got me hot and bothered. \>^,^\< KITTEN Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language. ---
**Author:** ![Pete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3ab097/32.png) [@Pete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pete)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 1999, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-here-youd-most-like-to-see-a-picture-of/7603/33 "1999-08-29T05:11:00Z")
I donā€™t know what you chicks see in Satan (no offense to you, Satan). To me, you look like Mike Myers in Wayneā€™s World. * * * I donā€™t know who first said ā€œeveryoneā€™s a critic,ā€ but I think itā€™s a really stupid saying. ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 1999, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-here-youd-most-like-to-see-a-picture-of/7603/34 "1999-08-29T06:11:00Z")
Hahahahaha. No, seriously. How do you post a picture? I mean I will if you really want. Learn me! ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 1999, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-here-youd-most-like-to-see-a-picture-of/7603/35 "1999-08-29T08:36:00Z")
Pete: I donā€™t know eitherā€¦ But I ainā€™t complaining! Maybe itā€™s because they liked my personality before this? Help me out, ladiesā€¦ Us guys have minds too, you know! ---
**Author:** ![omniscientnot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a5b964/32.png) [@omniscientnot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omniscientnot)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 1999, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-here-youd-most-like-to-see-a-picture-of/7603/36 "1999-08-29T13:34:00Z")
How could I forget: BEERUSER, of course!! ---
**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 1999, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-here-youd-most-like-to-see-a-picture-of/7603/37 "1999-08-29T14:41:00Z")
Jazzmine said: > [@](#): > > David - LOLā€¦okay how about Val Kilmer? I love imagining him. Yup, I look nothing like Val Kilmer either. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 1999, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-here-youd-most-like-to-see-a-picture-of/7603/38 "1999-08-29T15:58:00Z")
If you canā€™t post,you can always post a link to a picture on the net. ---
**Author:** ![Pete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3ab097/32.png) [@Pete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pete)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 1999, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-here-youd-most-like-to-see-a-picture-of/7603/39 "1999-08-29T19:12:00Z")
I know he (she?) is not a poster, but Iā€™d like to see a picture of Cecil. I think we all want to see that picture. * * * I donā€™t know who first said ā€œeveryoneā€™s a critic,ā€ but I think itā€™s a really stupid saying. ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 1999, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-here-youd-most-like-to-see-a-picture-of/7603/40 "1999-08-30T03:24:00Z")
Actually, my post was a joke. Satan is the most vile creature I have ever laid eyes on! If I saw that coming at me on a dark street Iā€™d shoot first ask questions later! Iā€™d rip out my own genitalia with a fork rather than bed him! JUST KIDDING! Honestly? I like his smile. He looks friendly and sure of himself. I also have a thing for men with long hair. I donā€™t know why. Also I seem to lean toward men with dark hair and Iā€™ve been told thatā€™s because my father has dark hair (how fucking Freudian can you get!). Also I like the name Satan. Makes me think of violent love in an alleyā€¦ Must be that bad boy thing we nice girls get sometimes! Iā€™d really like to see TennHippie since he says heā€™s similar to Satan. Big difference though: TennHippie (the name) makes me think of lingering love in a field of flowersā€¦ oh boy, gotta go take ANOTHER cold shower now! * * * The moon looks on many flowers, the flowers on but one moon. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-here-youd-most-like-to-see-a-picture-of/7603.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-here-youd-most-like-to-see-a-picture-of/7603.md?page=3)