# Poster Imitations! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 19, 2004, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-imitations/275675 "2004-11-19T16:49:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-imitations/275675/61 "2004-11-20T15:30:29Z")
> [@Eats\_Crayons](#): > > ALERT - SQUIRRELS HAVE INFILTRATED COMMAND BUNKER > > To: Central Command > > Rodent commando team has infiltrated Command Bunker. Preparing defensive maneuvers with broom, vaccuum cleaner and garbage pail. Commando’s attempt to capture Princess Child failed as loud screaming sent Commando Team down hall, up curtains. Queen Wife deployed blanket. One infiltrator captured. One escaped via screen door. Is this **Scylla**? ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-imitations/275675/62 "2004-11-20T15:54:03Z")
> [@TellMeI'mNotCrazy](#): > > Is this **Scylla**? Oo, good guess but no. I didn’t realize that the posting style of that mini-series was similar to **Scylla’s**. Perhap’s it’s too obscure and I’m just the only one who remembers it vividly. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-imitations/275675/63 "2004-11-20T15:59:16Z")
> [@Eats\_Crayons](#): > > Oo, good guess but no. I didn’t realize that the posting style of that mini-series was similar to **Scylla’s**. Perhap’s it’s too obscure and I’m just the only one who remembers it vividly. Well, it’s definitely ringing bells - especially the Princess Child and Queen Wife bits… ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2004, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-imitations/275675/64 "2004-11-21T01:40:41Z")
I wish I could fly. When I had a job, I didn’t have the time to fly. Now I have the time, and I don’t have the money. I sure miss flying. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2004, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-imitations/275675/65 "2004-11-21T01:45:27Z")
This is not a post about me being gay. Sure, I’m gay, but I post about lots of other things. I’d be surprised if very many Dopers know I’m gay, which I am. Gay gay gay. This post, for instance, is not about me being gay. It’s about how I don’t always post about being gay. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2004, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-imitations/275675/66 "2004-11-21T01:53:48Z")
> [@laina\_f](#): > > I wish I could fly. When I had a job, I didn’t have the time to fly. Now I have the time, and I don’t have the money. I sure miss flying. **Broomstick**? ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2004, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-imitations/275675/67 "2004-11-21T01:54:57Z")
> [@laina\_f](#): > > This is not a post about me being gay. Sure, I’m gay, but I post about lots of other things. I’d be surprised if very many Dopers know I’m gay, which I am. Gay gay gay. This post, for instance, is not about me being gay. It’s about how I don’t always post about being gay. I’m going to guess **Esprix** , but I don’t remember him having that much of a one-track posting history. I’m probably wrong. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2004, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-imitations/275675/68 "2004-11-21T01:56:33Z")
**Esprix** was not who I had in mind. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2004, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-imitations/275675/69 "2004-11-21T02:00:01Z")
\*\*SolGrundy \*\*for the second. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2004, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-imitations/275675/70 "2004-11-21T02:11:46Z")
> [@laina\_f](#): > > This is not a post about me being gay. Sure, I’m gay, but I post about lots of other things. I’d be surprised if very many Dopers know I’m gay, which I am. Gay gay gay. This post, for instance, is not about me being gay. It’s about how I don’t always post about being gay. Gay Gay Gay. Heh. Sampiro? ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2004, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-imitations/275675/71 "2004-11-21T02:21:44Z")
**matt\_mcl**? ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2004, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-imitations/275675/72 "2004-11-21T02:43:03Z")
Ray Lewis is an overrated has been and thug. The Ravens don’t even deserve to be on the same field as us. The Eagles have been exposed as chralatans against a real team and the Patsies were nothing but a vigorous scrimmage for the most dominating team in the league. Some might think it’s too early to start talking about the Hall of fame for Ben Roethlisberger, the greatest rookie quarterback in the history of the league but I am not one of those people. He will win his first ring this year but not his last. Tom Brady who? Don’t you mean “Joey Porter’s bitch?” It sucks not to be a Steelers fan because we’re about to embark on another Pittsbugh dynasty. Get used to losing, all you other losers. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2004, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-imitations/275675/73 "2004-11-21T03:17:21Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > Ray Lewis is an overrated has been and thug. The… It sucks not to be a Steelers fan because we’re about to embark on another Pittsbugh dynasty. Get used to losing, all you other losers. **Airman Doors, USAF**!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2004, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-imitations/275675/74 "2004-11-21T03:50:47Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > \*\*SolGrundy \*\*for the second. Correct. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2004, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-imitations/275675/75 "2004-11-21T03:58:19Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > **Airman Doors, USAF**!! 😃 Correct. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2004, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-imitations/275675/76 "2004-11-21T03:59:50Z")
> [@laina\_f](#): > > I wish I could fly. When I had a job, I didn’t have the time to fly. Now I have the time, and I don’t have the money. I sure miss flying. **Johnny LA** ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2004, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-imitations/275675/77 "2004-11-21T04:03:34Z")
**Twickster** is correct. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2004, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-imitations/275675/78 "2004-11-21T04:08:55Z")
Who would win in a fight between three Navy SEALS and 50 nuns with wet towels? ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2004, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-imitations/275675/79 "2004-11-21T04:21:48Z")
> [@laina\_f](#): > > Who would win in a fight between three Navy SEALS and 50 nuns with wet towels? **START**? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2004, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-imitations/275675/80 "2004-11-21T04:29:31Z")
“My parents owned a book store on Polk Street, and my mother was in charge of the gay porn. Which is like crazy. She would pull out these books and show me to talk about them. ‘Dese book? Dass call’ Ass Mastuh. Wha is Ass Mastuh?” -Margaret Cho [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-imitations/275675.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poster-imitations/275675.md?page=5)