# Posters you can't stand. Pit rules f\*\*\*ing apply! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 20, 2008, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003 "2008-12-20T00:14:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/201 "2008-12-20T21:33:00Z")
> [@Apex\_Rogers](#): > > using the proper classification Latin name makes it cool? I don’t know, I don’t really have a good point here, it’s just something that annoys me. A left-wing atheist gets no points for a username that translates roughly as “False-God Red Red”? You’re strict. ---
**Author:** ![Apex\_Rogers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@Apex\_Rogers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apex_Rogers)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/202 "2008-12-20T21:36:10Z")
> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#): > > A left-wing atheist gets no points for a username that translates roughly as “False-God Red Red”? You’re strict. “Triton” is _a_ god, not “God.” No points. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/203 "2008-12-20T21:38:55Z")
I thought it mean false fork, myself. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/204 "2008-12-20T21:40:01Z")
> [@Apex\_Rogers](#): > > Check the reg date again, **Skip** found my old account and merged it with my more recent one 🆒. I’ve been reading this site off and on for years, Yeah see, I expected as much. And I think there are a lot more people who have 2008 reg. dates that have been members before because they came back when it was free to post but left their old usernames. It makes much more sense to know you’ve been reading on and off since 2003 when you made the comments that you did. > [@Starving\_Artist](#): > > politeness is a virtue…and occasionally a barb. 😉 In regards to those sigs, I think you got those two backwards. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/205 "2008-12-20T21:42:47Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > I’ll bring the Stilton, salted nuts and dried fruit if Malacandra brings the port… Deck the _fucking_ halls, dude. 🆒 _pours one for **Starving Artist** too._ ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/206 "2008-12-20T21:49:18Z")
Thank you. :: raises glass :: Here’s to you, and to **FoieGrasIsEvil** too. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/207 "2008-12-20T21:52:10Z")
> [@Starving\_Artist](#): > > I thought it mean false fork, myself. 😉 Obviously that should be ‘mean **t** ’. Since I got this laptop I’ve been dropping letters (and sometimes even words :eek:) like a motherfuck. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/208 "2008-12-20T21:52:25Z")
Gee, I dunno, guys, hell of storm brewing up. Are you sure you have _precisely_ the right port? ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/209 "2008-12-20T21:54:23Z")
I dunno. Lemme dive in and I’ll report back. ---
**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/210 "2008-12-20T21:54:45Z")
> [@Starving\_Artist](#): > > Yeah, I see what you did there, too. Apparently you didn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/211 "2008-12-20T21:59:59Z")
Sure I did. I simply extrapolated from Bill Clinton’s behavior that all lefties are like him, just like you extrapolated from Rove and Rumsfeld that all righties are like them. Either that, or you’re saying the exception disproves the rule. I’ll leave it to you to define which is which. ---
**Author:** ![Indistinguishable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/90ced4/32.png) [@Indistinguishable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indistinguishable)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/212 "2008-12-20T22:02:19Z")
What he is alluding to is that he implied that **Shodan** was nothing, in a roundabout way. ---
**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/213 "2008-12-20T22:10:12Z")
> [@Starving\_Artist](#): > > Sure I did. I simply extrapolated from Bill Clinton’s behavior that all lefties are like him, just like you extrapolated from Rove and Rumsfeld that all righties are like them. > > Either that, or you’re saying the exception disproves the rule. > > I’ll leave it to you to define which is which. Dude, you’re usually sharper than this. You claimed that tighty righties are polite, I provided counter examples. You painted with the broad brush not me. It just so happens that the people you painted were you and your friends. The fact is some are and some aren’t. Just like some “tighty righties” are smart and some aren’t. You claimed that they as a group were polite, I disagreed with counter examples. Don’t over think it, it ain’t rocket surgery…I deny that such is the rule so I am obviously not saying that the exception disproves the rule. We could go on all day with example after example it is clear that as a rule you and your ilk have no claim to superior politeness just like democrats have no claim to infidelity. You guys do seem to have the market cornered on closeted self hating homophobes getting caught in flegrante delicto… ETA: I forgot to address the second part of the post I see Indistinguishable covered it. ---
**Author:** ![Apex\_Rogers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@Apex\_Rogers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apex_Rogers)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/214 "2008-12-20T22:16:00Z")
I can’t help but read the phrase “tighty righties” and think of the phrase “tighty whities” (referring to brief underpants). Seems about right to me. ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/215 "2008-12-20T22:20:58Z")
> [@Apex\_Rogers](#): > > I can’t help but read the phrase “tighty righties” and think of the phrase “tighty whities” (referring to brief underpants). Seems about right to me. Well of course, things DO get tighter when you twist them up like that! ---
**Author:** ![brazil84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@brazil84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brazil84)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/216 "2008-12-20T22:30:20Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > Brazil I stop debating you as you are not worth the time. Your posts speak for themselves. i.e. you can’t back up your lies. Goodbye, liar. ---
**Author:** ![brazil84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@brazil84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brazil84)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/217 "2008-12-20T22:34:37Z")
> [@Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](#): > > have done a heroic job of refuting (and pointing out \*\*brazil’s \*\*dishonesty). Same challenge to you: Please produce a few QUOTES of mine in which you claim I was dishonest. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/218 "2008-12-20T22:40:17Z")
> [@brazil84](#): > > Same challenge to you: Please produce a few QUOTES of mine in which you claim I was dishonest. > **[Delusion and Trolling](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=489499)** > > A key to advancing human knowledge and freedom is the ability to individually keep and spread ideas, unpopular as they may be. This freedom is, obviously, a key tenet of this forum due to its goal to fight ignorance, and all effort should of course... ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/219 "2008-12-20T22:40:27Z")
> [@brazil84](#): > > i.e. you can’t back up your lies. Goodbye, liar. Which lies am I guilty of you sniveling little shit stain on humanity. Go back to your masters at Exxon and fuck off already. You cannot even comprehend what we are saying about you can you? ---
**Author:** ![brazil84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@brazil84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brazil84)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/220 "2008-12-20T22:41:10Z")
> [@SmartAleq](#): > > There ya go, ya fucktard–this is why people hate you. You come farting briskly in here calling someone else a liar right off the bat, then demand that HE go searching about through your disingenous drivel to “prove” something about you. Guess what moron? **What Exit** , also known as **liar boy** was the first one to accuse me of dishonesty. But I guess a moron like you wouldn’t notice that. > [@](#): > > where’s three examples of **What Exit?** lying? Sure, here’s one: > [@](#): > > when losing a point will argue a single nitpick or seize on anything that distracts from the fact that he is wrong in general. link: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10597609&postcount=135](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10597609&postcount=135) **liar boy** made similar comments in a couple other places, as I recall. Do you want me to try to find links? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003.md?page=12)