# Posters you can't stand. Pit rules f\*\*\*ing apply!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 20, 2008, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003 "2008-12-20T00:14:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![Vox\_Imperatoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Vox\_Imperatoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vox_Imperatoris)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/21 "2008-12-20T00:59:22Z")

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> [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](#):
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> Oh OK cool. But then you can get enough anger up for a Pit thread? If you put this in MPSIMS or IMHO, would it be allowed? Are you really Pitting these people? Just curious actually, not that I’m contending it should be moved.
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> And was that reference to **freakalette** a joke? I don’t know which one. Really.

I could search for the thread, but the gist of it was, “Ask the 24/7 BDSM slave.” And it could be moved, I guess, but I wanted to leave open the possibility of people really venting, if they so choose.

Valete,  
Vox Imperatoris

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**Author:** ![bluecanary](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bluecanary/32/3614_2.png) [@bluecanary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecanary)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/22 "2008-12-20T01:02:30Z")

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_“bible-bashing”_ and _“bible-thumping”_ are different ways of saying the same thing.

The reason **Shodan** gets on my wick is because a majority of his posts seem to be about how mean liberals are, or contain a little snide remark about liberals or anti-liberal so-called ‘humour’, or be about how conservatives are so hard done by etc etc.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/23 "2008-12-20T01:06:34Z")

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> [@bluecanary](#):
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> _“bible-bashing”_ and _“bible-thumping”_ are different ways of saying the same thing.

I don’t think so. **kanicbird** is a bible thumper. **Der Trihs** is a bible basher.

Anyway, I’m just amused that the OP censored the word “fucking” in “Pit rules fucking apply.”

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/24 "2008-12-20T01:08:17Z")

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Then there are some that are bible _humpers_.

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/25 "2008-12-20T01:08:45Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> I don’t think so. **kanicbird** is a bible thumper. **Der Trihs** is a bible basher.

I thought so too, but it seems **bluecanary** might be right.

[List of religious slurs - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible_thumper).

_UrbanDictionary_ gives that meaning also:

[Urban Dictionary: bible basher](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bible+basher).

I always took bible thumpers to mean those who, as they vehemently espouse their views, thump on the bible as if to say “What I’m talking about is in _here_.” I guess the bashers do so to the point of breaking it.

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**Author:** ![Indistinguishable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/90ced4/32.png) [@Indistinguishable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indistinguishable)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/26 "2008-12-20T01:09:27Z")

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> [@Indistinguishable](#):
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> There are no posters I can’t stand.

Actually, I don’t want to give a misleadingly Pollyannic impression. There are some. I just don’t think anything good can come from naming them publicly. So I’ll settle for airing petty grievances.

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**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/27 "2008-12-20T01:09:44Z")

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Calling him Red Shirt is my thing! That’s it, you’re on the list.

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**Author:** ![bluecanary](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bluecanary/32/3614_2.png) [@bluecanary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecanary)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/28 "2008-12-20T01:11:01Z")

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**Miller** : Is this a whoosh?

Assuming you’re serious, you’re wrong - According to both [Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible_thumper) and [Urban Dictionary](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bible+basher), bible-basher is a synonym of bible-thumper. It doesn’t mean antitheist.

Edit: I see **5-4-Fighting** got in there before me. Thanks.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/29 "2008-12-20T01:18:54Z")

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> [@bluecanary](#):
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> **Miller** : Is this a whoosh?
> 
> Assuming you’re serious, you’re wrong - According to both [Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible_thumper) and [Urban Dictionary](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bible+basher), bible-basher is a synonym of bible-thumper. It doesn’t mean antitheist.
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> Edit: I see **5-4-Fighting** got in there before me. Thanks.

Would that mean that a Bush Basher is someone who thinks Bush is the greatest president ever?

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**Author:** ![Indistinguishable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/90ced4/32.png) [@Indistinguishable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indistinguishable)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/30 "2008-12-20T01:22:42Z")

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Only if you accent your sermons espousing such beliefs with thwacks of Bush’s head against the lectern.

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**Author:** ![bluecanary](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bluecanary/32/3614_2.png) [@bluecanary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecanary)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/31 "2008-12-20T01:23:27Z")

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> [@Larry\_Borgia](#):
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> Would that mean that a Bush Basher is someone who thinks Bush is the greatest president ever?

Hahaha. No.

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**Author:** ![Vox\_Imperatoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Vox\_Imperatoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vox_Imperatoris)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/32 "2008-12-20T01:25:07Z")

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> [@Larry\_Borgia](#):
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> Would that mean that a Bush Basher is someone who thinks Bush is the greatest president ever?

No, because the two terms are not related. I think you’re on my list, too, but I can’t remember what thread made me think that. Maybe I have you confused with someone else.

Bible thumper is undeniably a more fun term than Bible basher, though.

Valete,  
Vox Imperatoris

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/33 "2008-12-20T01:27:28Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> I don’t think so. **kanicbird** is a bible thumper.

Thumper’s too mild. More like a Bible _slammer_.

Oh, and before anyone else does, that **Guinastasia** chick. Her “me too!” crap is so fucking annoying!

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**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/34 "2008-12-20T01:28:03Z")

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> [@bluecanary](#):
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> _“bible-bashing”_ and _“bible-thumping”_ are different ways of saying the same thing.

nevermind.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/35 "2008-12-20T01:28:22Z")

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There’s nobody here I can’t stand because unlike _you_ fucking morons, I have class.

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/36 "2008-12-20T01:29:09Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Thumper’s too mild. More like a Bible _slammer_.

Don’t you mean Bible humper?

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/37 "2008-12-20T01:29:26Z")

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> [@Indistinguishable](#):
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> There are no posters I can’t stand. But, as far as annoyances go,
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> **Skald the Rhymer** : The “I’m so _eeevil_!” schtick really wears thin.
> 
> Sorry. I have nothing against you in general. And you have no compulsion to change your style to suit me. But that’s how it is…

I’m feeling that too. If you have to advertise? I really got my doubts. Beat some joker til there’s blood running out of most of the holes in his head then tell me about it.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/38 "2008-12-20T01:30:27Z")

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I’m not going to name names. I don’t remember them, I don’t care to look them up. I imagine most folks will know who they are anyway.

It’s the ones who keep dredging up the same arguments, the same claims even after they’ve been refuted repeatedly by, well, everybody. And then they try to turn it onto some sort of “you are an evil unpatriotic disloyal scumbag” argument.

They REALLY grind my gears. Because they just. will. not. let. go.

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/39 "2008-12-20T01:30:28Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> There’s nobody here I can’t stand because unlike _you_ fucking morons, I have class.

Probably a buch of second graders.😉

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**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/40 "2008-12-20T01:31:42Z")

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> [@Vox\_Imperatoris](#):
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> Did you mean to leave out the “c” both times? If so, _whoosh_.
> 
> Valete,  
> Vox Imperatoris
> 
> ETA: **El\_Kabong** , that got a genuine LOL.

I did not mean to leave the “c’s” out. I am just an Idiot _sigh_

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