# Posters you can't stand. Pit rules f\*\*\*ing apply! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 20, 2008, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003 "2008-12-20T00:14:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/421 "2008-12-23T02:00:13Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > Debating with you is like wrestling a slimy eel … > You nitpick small points and avoid the main debate. You try to shift the debate to a point you can “win” and away from the actual debate. Arg, my brother in law does this, and I’m ready to stab him in the eyeball. Christmas better get here quick so he can go home again. Back to the OP, I think the only poster I hate is Lizard, but he’s long time gone. Seems like there was somebody else, but I can’t remember. There’s just too damn many of you. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/422 "2008-12-23T02:03:08Z")
> [@Enola\_Gay](#): > > For a site that’s supposed to be full of smart people there are sure a lot of dipshits here, but QED definitely isn’t one of them. I even enjoy his short snarky replies-they’re always clever. Why, thank you, my A-bomb-dropping friend! ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/423 "2008-12-23T03:44:36Z")
> [@Q.E.D](#): > > Why, thank you, my A-bomb-dropping friend! You know, for a angry gay guy, you aren’t half bad. ---
**Author:** ![Vox\_Imperatoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Vox\_Imperatoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vox_Imperatoris)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/424 "2008-12-23T05:26:29Z")
This [article](http://www.city-journal.org/2008/18_4_otbie-british_character.html), although it’s talking about Britain, really gets at what **Starving Artist** is talking about. ---
**Author:** ![DMC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dmc/32/18049_2.png) [@DMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMC)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/425 "2008-12-23T12:29:55Z")
> [@Vox\_Imperatoris](#): > > This [article](http://www.city-journal.org/2008/18_4_otbie-british_character.html), although it’s talking about Britain, really gets at what **Starving Artist** is talking about. That that idiot and **Starving Artist** are on the same page makes quite a bit of sense, since Daniels is little more than an idiotic mouthpiece for Scaife and friends. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/426 "2008-12-23T22:15:53Z")
**Qadgop the Mercotan** He never gets mentioned in threads like this, and it’s a shame that he has to lack that one facet to being a perfectly well-rounded Doper. So this one’s for you, **Qad**! Just so you can say you’ve been mentioned in a “Hate” thread. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Gay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ab097/32.png) [@Enola\_Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Gay)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/427 "2008-12-23T22:57:28Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > **Qadgop the Mercotan** > > He never gets mentioned in threads like this, and it’s a shame that he has to lack that one facet to being a perfectly well-rounded Doper. So this one’s for you, **Qad**! Just so you can say you’ve been mentioned in a “Hate” thread. 😃 I’ll pile on here. Dr. Q is actually one of a hand full of posters whose posts I look forward to, but WTF it’s Christmas and I’m in a giving mood. So here ya go, doc- now you’ve been mentioned TWICE in hate thread. I hope it fits. ---
**Author:** ![Indistinguishable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/90ced4/32.png) [@Indistinguishable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indistinguishable)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/428 "2008-12-23T22:58:55Z")
Come on, that hardly counts. At least come up with a genuine reason to hate him. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/429 "2008-12-23T23:06:39Z")
> [@Indistinguishable](#): > > Come on, that hardly counts. At least come up with a genuine reason to hate him. I make my living oppressing the downtrodden masses/give aid and comfort to criminals? ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/430 "2008-12-23T23:06:54Z")
> [@fisha](#): > > You know, for a angry gay guy, you aren’t half bad. That’s what they keep telling me. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/431 "2008-12-23T23:16:09Z")
[QUOTE=Qadgop the Mercotan] I make my living oppressing the downtrodden masses/give aid and comfort to criminals? [/QUOTE] You light your cigars using peasants, push puppies and kitties (as well as baby ducks) into ponds full of crocodiles…plus, rumor says, you eat red meat and smoke! You fiend… -XT ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/432 "2008-12-23T23:22:00Z")
> [@xtisme](#): > > You light your cigars using peasants, push puppies and kitties (as well as baby ducks) into ponds full of crocodiles…plus, rumor says, you eat red meat and smoke! > > You fiend… > > -XT Well, if he does actually light cigars using peasants, the rumor that he smokes is probably true! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/433 "2008-12-23T23:22:26Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > I make my living oppressing the downtrodden masses/give aid and comfort to criminals? You eat marmite and thereby keep that revolting business in operation. Fiend. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Gay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ab097/32.png) [@Enola\_Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Gay)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/434 "2008-12-23T23:34:34Z")
> [@xtisme](#): > > You light your cigars using peasants, push puppies and kitties (as well as baby ducks) into ponds full of crocodiles…plus, rumor says, you eat red meat and smoke! > > You fiend… > > -XT That bastard also sucks ketchup out of the packets while driving and is so distracted by his french fries that he often fails to use his turn signals which is discourteous to other motorists who are uncertain about his intentions. He also sticks needles in people and won’t touch anyone without rubber gloves and a mask. Total germ phobe. Fuck him. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/435 "2008-12-23T23:44:42Z")
> [@Enola\_Gay](#): > > That bastard also sucks ketchup out of the packets while driving and is so distracted by his french fries that he often fails to use his turn signals which is discourteous to other motorists who are uncertain about his intentions. He also sticks needles in people and won’t touch anyone without rubber gloves and a mask. Total germ phobe. Fuck him. I always use my turn signals! And only wear the mask when blood or pus is likely to fly. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/436 "2008-12-24T00:12:11Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > I always use my turn signals! And only wear the mask when blood or pus is likely to fly. And why is it going to fly? Because YOU are puncturing your poor helpless VICTIMS, that’s why! :eek: Fiend. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/437 "2008-12-24T01:39:40Z")
> [@xtisme](#): > > Mercy is for the weak… > > -XT Spoken like a true conservative! ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/438 "2008-12-24T02:07:29Z")
[QUOTE=CairoCarol] Spoken like a true conservative! [/QUOTE] I twirl my mustache as well…and I also drive around talking on my cell phone without a headset! (Ok, not really…but I could get into lighting my cigars with $100 bills while laying on a beach somewhere earning 20% and having skimpily clad babes peal grapes for me) -XT ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/439 "2008-12-24T02:13:06Z")
> [@CairoCarol](#): > > Spoken like a true conservative! Its hard to improve on the classics… _You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch. You’re a nasty, wasty skunk. Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk. Mr. Grinch. The three words that best describe you, are, and I quote: “Stink. Stank. Stunk.”_😃 ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/440 "2008-12-24T02:29:16Z")
I’d rather have the sea sick crocodile… -XT [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003.md?page=21) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003.md?page=23)