# Posters you can't stand. Pit rules f\*\*\*ing apply! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 20, 2008, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003 "2008-12-20T00:14:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/661 "2009-01-04T01:00:40Z")
How do you walk around with that thing? ---
**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/662 "2009-01-04T05:47:11Z")
> [@Q.E.D](#): > > How do you walk around with that thing? If you’re questioning about yourself, I’d let you use the collar and leash for free. I’d take you around the block a few times. I might even drive you to a “dog beach.” Seriously, though, you’re not someone I “can’t stand.” I appreciate your “pithy” remarks, they are good, but probably not as funny as you think they are. As I posted earlier in this thread, there is no reason to NOT BE ABLE TO STAND another poster. It’s an anonymous message board, for OG’s sake! I can’t believe it’s gone on for 13 pages. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/663 "2009-01-04T14:14:48Z")
I was talking about the stick up your ass. The post you quoted was just a nudge in the ribs. A joke, son. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2009, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/664 "2009-01-04T16:15:21Z")
And the elephant said “How the hell do you eat peanuts with that tiny little thing?” ---
**Author:** ![rhythmonly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee59a6/32.png) [@rhythmonly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhythmonly)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/665 "2009-01-06T17:28:17Z")
“In the Butt, Bob.” ---
**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/666 "2009-01-06T17:30:37Z")
> [@rhythmonly](#): > > “In the Butt, Bob.” I think traditionally it’s “That’d be the butt, Bob”, which has extra alliterative zing. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/667 "2009-01-06T17:43:45Z")
I recall it as “That’d be up the butt, Bob.” ---
**Author:** ![Sarahfeena](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sarahfeena/32/519_2.png) [@Sarahfeena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarahfeena)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/668 "2009-01-06T18:11:39Z")
I read this whole thread. Now I hate everyone. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/669 "2009-01-06T18:12:59Z")
So _that’s_ where little baby Republicans come from! ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/670 "2009-01-06T18:53:13Z")
> [@Sarahfeena](#): > > I read this whole thread. Now I hate everyone. ☹ 😉 [QUOTE=elucidator] So that’s where little baby Republicans come from! [/QUOTE] Hey, stop that. Everyone knows that Republicans can only be created through Church sanctioned, missionary position, intercourse for the express purpose of reproduction. Geez haven’t you learned anything yet? ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/671 "2009-01-06T18:56:30Z")
> [@Sarahfeena](#): > > I read this whole thread. Now I hate everyone. You read the whole thread??!!!\* In one sitting?! Hate aside, who’s more crazy. . .you or those of us that started with this thread in the beginning? 😛 \*fewer exclamation points if you just skimmed ---
**Author:** ![Sarahfeena](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sarahfeena/32/519_2.png) [@Sarahfeena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarahfeena)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/672 "2009-01-06T19:00:16Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > ☹ > > 😉 > > Hey, stop that. Everyone knows that Republicans can only be created through Church sanctioned, missionary position, intercourse for the express purpose of reproduction. Geez haven’t you learned anything yet? Dang. Looks like my kids are gonna be liberals. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Sarahfeena](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sarahfeena/32/519_2.png) [@Sarahfeena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarahfeena)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/673 "2009-01-06T19:03:38Z")
> [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](#): > > You read the whole thread??!!!\* In one sitting?! Hate aside, who’s more crazy. . .you or those of us that started with this thread in the beginning? 😛 > \*fewer exclamation points if you just skimmed Not all in one sitting! I’ve been reading it on & off while on vacation (but it was on my blackberry, so I wasn’t posting much. Certainly not to this trainwreck!) ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/674 "2009-01-06T19:05:54Z")
> [@Sarahfeena](#): > > Dang. Looks like my kids are gonna be liberals. 🆒 Yeah mine too. Oh well. I am still trying to get use to not describing myself as a Republican. It feels odd. I have friends that know me from High School and cannot believe that I not only voted for Obama but supported him actively and with donations. The sentence, “First time I voted for a candidate I really like since Reagan.” apparently does not compute for most liberal leaners. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/675 "2009-01-06T19:06:48Z")
I only skipped around myself, I and I hate almost all of the posters on this board. Not you though Sarahfeena. Just all the rest. And the ‘lame’ mods as well… 😉 -XT ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/676 "2009-01-06T19:07:18Z")
> [@Sarahfeena](#): > > Not all in one sitting! I’ve been reading it on & off while on vacation (but it was on my blackberry, so I wasn’t posting much. Certainly not to this trainwreck!) Oh whew!! :restoring my image of you as rational: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/677 "2009-01-06T19:08:45Z")
> [@](#): > > Dang. Looks like my kids are gonna be liberals. Hell, mine too! The Err Apparent supports voting rights for gay whales, which I think is going _quite_ too far! ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/678 "2009-01-06T20:14:52Z")
This is a crazy yet entertaining thread. It has made me totally lose respect for one poster, though, who I’m not going to name because I don’t want to get sucked into the vortex of crazy. On the other hand, it has made me respect a whole lotta people more whom I wasn’t all that fond of. You know who I both hated and respected? **Excalibre**. Boy, that guy could be mean…his smart-ass, sarcastic comments could leave you whimpering. And yet he was damn witty at the same time. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/679 "2009-01-06T20:26:57Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > You know who I both hated and respected? **Excalibre**. Boy, that guy could be mean…his smart-ass, sarcastic comments could leave you whimpering. And yet he was damn witty at the same time. Agreed. We didn’t really get along, but even his zingers at me were funny and witty. I also enjoyed his posting in general. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/680 "2009-01-06T20:33:45Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > I can’t stand that guy who keeps writing such totally forgettable posts, with a complete lack of any memorable content. You know the guy. Whats-his-face, I can’t stand that guy. Yeah - Screw you, too. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003.md?page=33) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003.md?page=35)