# Posters you can't stand. Pit rules f\*\*\*ing apply! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 20, 2008, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003 "2008-12-20T00:14:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/681 "2009-01-06T20:51:06Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > Yeah - Screw you, too. Phew…what a relief. I thought he was talking about me. I’ve been quietly seething all this time. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/682 "2009-01-07T13:02:59Z")
I kind of wish someone would love **ivan astikov** , if only briefly, so that we all might have a brief respite. But that would be unfair to the poor shmuck who has to put up with **ivan** ’s whining and sobbing in real life, where I can only imagine how annoying it is. ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/683 "2009-01-07T18:13:03Z")
> [@Hostile\_Dialect](#): > > I kind of wish someone would love **ivan astikov** , I nominate you since you brought it up. Now buck up, go do it and no whining! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/684 "2009-01-08T00:41:52Z")
Awwww! Dammit! I should have seen that coming. _sigh_ Come here, big guy, you need a hug? ---
**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/685 "2009-01-08T02:44:02Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Yay! I’ll take this as my second pitting. I am so honored. > > You’ve not arrrived until you’ve been pitted. 😃 I guess I’m here then…🆒 ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/686 "2009-01-08T03:31:11Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > You know who I both hated and respected? **Excalibre**. Boy, that guy could be mean…his smart-ass, sarcastic comments could leave you whimpering. And yet he was damn witty at the same time. I’ll echo these sentiments. As obnoxious as he could be, he was someone whose posts I always read. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/687 "2009-01-08T14:50:25Z")
Page 18, still no mention. I must be doing something wrong. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/688 "2009-01-08T14:55:33Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Page 18, still no mention. I must be doing something wrong. I thought I saw you listed as mostly harmless somewhere. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/689 "2009-01-08T14:56:48Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Page 18, still no mention. I must be doing something wrong. Try posting 10x more than you usually do. You’ll be bound to offend somebody eventually. I too thought I’d get a mention in this mess, especially after my latest crybaby episode in MPSIMS :o ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/690 "2009-01-08T15:15:01Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Page 18, still no mention. I must be doing something wrong. Honestly, with more than twelve thousand posts, don’t you think you should get out for a while and find a life? ---
**Author:** ![Sarahfeena](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sarahfeena/32/519_2.png) [@Sarahfeena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarahfeena)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/691 "2009-01-08T15:16:33Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Page 18, still no mention. I must be doing something wrong. Oh, don’t worry about it…I covered you back in post #669. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/692 "2009-01-08T16:09:25Z")
Lacks the personal touch, though, don’t you think? ---
**Author:** ![Sarahfeena](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sarahfeena/32/519_2.png) [@Sarahfeena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarahfeena)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/693 "2009-01-08T16:35:10Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Lacks the personal touch, though, don’t you think? True, but I can’t list everyone individually…I’d be here all day! ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/694 "2009-01-08T16:54:35Z")
> [@Hostile\_Dialect](#): > > Awwww! Dammit! I should have seen that coming. > > _sigh_ Come here, big guy, you need a hug? Doesn’t everyone now and again? Perhaps you can whisper in my ear a little more detail about this _whining and sobbing_ I’m supposed to be guilty of, while you are at it? - waits expectantly \* ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/695 "2009-01-08T17:24:56Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > I thought I saw you listed as mostly harmless somewhere. > > 😃 > [@Autolycus](#): > > Try posting 10x more than you usually do. You’ll be bound to offend somebody eventually. I too thought I’d get a mention in this mess, especially after my latest crybaby episode in MPSIMS :o > [@Liberal](#): > > Honestly, with more than twelve thousand posts, don’t you think you should get out for a while and find a life? > [@Sarahfeena](#): > > Oh, don’t worry about it…I covered you back in post #669. 🙂 Whew. I feel much better now. By the way, **Lib** … I see what you did there. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/696 "2009-01-08T17:40:35Z")
I hate everybody who came into this thread to ask why nobody hates them. All eleventybillion of them. It wasnt even slightly funny the first time. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/697 "2009-01-08T20:43:21Z")
I hate everybody who hates everybody who came into this thread to ask why nobody hates them. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/698 "2009-01-08T21:18:08Z")
> [@Lord\_Ashtar](#): > > I hate everybody who hates everybody who came into this thread to ask why nobody hates them. But what about me? Do you hate me? Does anybody hate me? Waaaaa… ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/699 "2009-01-08T21:23:01Z")
And I love the fact that I’m so (un)well known (or little regarded) that no one hates me (except Sarahfeena of course). 😛 Gives me a warm fuzzy just thinking about the fact that I fly under the pit radar so often. -XT ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/700 "2009-01-08T21:57:02Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > But what about me? Do you hate me? Does anybody hate me? Waaaaa… Oh, don’t worry. I hate them too. I just hate you also. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003.md?page=34) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003.md?page=36)