# Posters you can't stand. Pit rules f\*\*\*ing apply!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 20, 2008, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003 "2008-12-20T00:14:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/161 "2008-12-20T17:11:39Z")

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“You’re either a bully, a toady, or one of the nameless rabble.” - Ralphie

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/162 "2008-12-20T17:11:59Z")

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Ah, here’s the trainwreck I was looking for!

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/163 "2008-12-20T17:22:23Z")

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> [@Vox\_Imperatoris](#):
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> I can’t believe I neglected **Siam Sam**! I love his posts, but for a while there every thread in MPSIMS was about Thailand. He stopped, though.
> 
> Valete,  
> Vox Imperatoris

Yay! I’ll take this as my second pitting. I am so honored.

You’ve not arrrived until you’ve been pitted. 😃

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**Author:** ![bluecanary](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bluecanary/32/3614_2.png) [@bluecanary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecanary)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/164 "2008-12-20T17:26:33Z")

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**What Exit?** : I’ve looked at the thread you linked to, and **brazil84** seems to me to be making a perfectly reasonable argument in support of the OP’s contention (that _“Given Mr Gore’s personal total energy consumption, giving him the Nobel is ridiculous.”_) - in fact he virtually echoes what the OP said.

If you think that’s a specious argument, that’s fine. But to describe **brazil84** of ‘shifting the debate away from the actual debate’ in that particular thread just doesn’t make sense.

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**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/165 "2008-12-20T17:26:47Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Yay! I’ll take this as my second pitting. I am so honored.
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> You’ve not arrrived until you’ve been pitted. 😃

Consider the source. In light of that I would not consider this a real pitting. And if you stop telling us about Thailand I for one will be pissed.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/166 "2008-12-20T17:29:01Z")

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> [@askeptic](#):
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> And if you stop telling us about Thailand I for one will be pissed.

No worries there. 😉

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/167 "2008-12-20T17:48:55Z")

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> [@bluecanary](#):
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> **What Exit?** : I’ve looked at the thread you linked to, and **brazil84** seems to me to be making a perfectly reasonable argument in support of the OP’s contention (that _“Given Mr Gore’s personal total energy consumption, giving him the Nobel is ridiculous.”_) - in fact he virtually echoes what the OP said.
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> If you think that’s a specious argument, that’s fine. But to describe **brazil84** of ‘shifting the debate away from the actual debate’ in that particular thread just doesn’t make sense.

Well to each their own opinion then. But as one example I recall he tried to drive the debate for a long portion of the thread into the silly side piece about the office Al Gore keeps. I won’t rehash the debate here though.

Seriously, if you actually care, read his debating style in the numerous Global Warming threads to start. If you don’t think he is devious then we will have to agree to disagree.

Jim

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**Author:** ![Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophistry_and_Illusion)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/168 "2008-12-20T17:55:01Z")

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> [@bluecanary](#):
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> **What Exit?** : I’ve looked at the thread you linked to, and **brazil84** seems to me to be making a perfectly reasonable argument in support of the OP’s contention (that _“Given Mr Gore’s personal total energy consumption, giving him the Nobel is ridiculous.”_) - in fact he virtually echoes what the OP said.
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> If you think that’s a specious argument, that’s fine. But to describe **brazil84** of ‘shifting the debate away from the actual debate’ in that particular thread just doesn’t make sense.

\*\*brazil84 \*\*has a long, long history of climate change denial and sophistical argumentation, which several dopers have done a heroic job of refuting (and pointing out \*\*brazil’s \*\*dishonesty). Even if the thread **What Exit?** linked to isn’t a prime example, \*\*brazil’s \*\*dishonesty is well-known to most people who hang in GD.

Debating \*\*brazil84 \*\*is like debating **lekatt** , except that I think \*\*lekatt \*\*is genuinely stupid and can’t help it. \*\*brazil84 \*\*is more likely just dishonest.

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**Author:** ![Bobotheoptimist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/919ad9/32.png) [@Bobotheoptimist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bobotheoptimist)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/169 "2008-12-20T18:01:49Z")

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Who’s that one dickhead? ElvisL1ves or some damn thing. He’s like Der Trihs without the intelligence or conviction. Worthless fuckloaf.

Most everyone else is good people once you get them off their little pet rant

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**Author:** ![Darwins\_Finch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darwins_finch/32/20304_2.png) [@Darwins\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darwins_Finch)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/170 "2008-12-20T18:06:43Z")

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> [@ApexRogers](#):
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> **pseudotriton ruber ruber** posts some crazy shit from time to time and has a stupid name.

No more “stupid” than various other usernames which are taken from biological classifications: [_Pseudotriton ruber ruber_](http://calphotos.berkeley.edu/cgi/img_query?query_src=photos_fauna_sci-Amphibian&enlarge=0000+0000+0502+1192). Granted, you may feel all such names are stupid, but there’s nothing inherently _more_ stupid about **pseudotriton** ’s name.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/171 "2008-12-20T18:17:10Z")

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> [@Darwins\_Finch](#):
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> No more “stupid” than various other usernames which are taken from biological classifications: [_Pseudotriton ruber ruber_](http://calphotos.berkeley.edu/cgi/img_query?query_src=photos_fauna_sci-Amphibian&enlarge=0000+0000+0502+1192). Granted, you may feel all such names are stupid, but there’s nothing inherently _more_ stupid about **pseudotriton** ’s name.

I am reminded of _Homo sapiens sapiens_. 😉

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/172 "2008-12-20T18:48:09Z")

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No votes for gonzomax, ehe? Well, don’t want him to feel left out.

I’m not overly fond of redfury either, though he doesn’t post much any more. But compared to gonzo most of the rest of the posters listed are top shelf.

-XT

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**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/173 "2008-12-20T18:58:08Z")

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> [@ivan\_astikov](#):
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> It was that, or Winnie The Pooh. A man has to have some vestige of credibility.

Hey, hey!! Watch it there, buddy! 🆒

> [@ivan\_astikov](#):
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> I’ve just noticed Apex Roger’s join date…fuck me, I’m slacking!

I noticed that too. He seems to have quite a detailed history of people here when he’s only been registered for 6 months. . . not saying he’s necessarily wrong or anything. It just seems like a pretty short time to determine all that stuff.

I noticed that about several people on page 3 of this thread. . . joined just this year and already have very strong opinions about lots of people. I’m bemused.

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**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/174 "2008-12-20T19:02:54Z")

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> [@xtisme](#):
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> …  
> -XT

Hey, I knew we were forgetting somebody. And you’re a post signer as well…

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/175 "2008-12-20T19:03:46Z")

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I can’t think of a soul. I’m pregnant with love for all of you.

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**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/176 "2008-12-20T19:07:26Z")

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I, for one, would like to see a blood test.

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**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/177 "2008-12-20T19:10:51Z")

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I, for one, would NOT like to see that _at all_.

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**Author:** ![CircleofWillis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/54ee81/32.png) [@CircleofWillis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CircleofWillis)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/178 "2008-12-20T19:12:36Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> How many votes do you need to cut it the fuck out?

I never understood what’s so anoying about the sig line non-sig line.

Fuck you all,  
CircleOfWillis

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/179 "2008-12-20T19:16:07Z")

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Sigs are for emails.

Regards,  
**Lobsang**

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**Author:** ![CircleofWillis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/54ee81/32.png) [@CircleofWillis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CircleofWillis)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posters-you-cant-stand-pit-rules-f-ing-apply/478003/180 "2008-12-20T19:19:20Z")

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> [@Lobsang](#):
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> Sigs are for emails.
> 
> Regards,  
> **Lobsang**

…and Trix are for kids. So what?

Fuck you all,  
CircleofWillis

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