# Posting from a dungeon **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 28, 2013, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-from-a-dungeon/648637 "2013-01-28T18:50:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-from-a-dungeon/648637/1 "2013-01-28T18:50:13Z")
This totally sucks. Went to bed last night just as cozy as you please and then woke up here in this nasty, grimy bricked up hole. I’m cold. And I’m pretty sure I’m late for work. ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-from-a-dungeon/648637/2 "2013-01-28T18:53:08Z")
Gotta watch out for that Amontillado… ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-from-a-dungeon/648637/3 "2013-01-29T01:37:53Z")
Whatever you do, don’t light a torch. You don’t want to see what else is there. Trust me. And don’t ask how I know. ---
**Author:** ![Crab\_Rangoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Crab\_Rangoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crab_Rangoon)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-from-a-dungeon/648637/4 "2013-01-29T01:49:37Z")
That whooshing sound above you… is more bad news. The upside is you’re about to get the closest shave you’ve ever had. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-from-a-dungeon/648637/5 "2013-01-29T01:52:34Z")
Relax. That’s just a _Corvus corax_ rustling about. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-from-a-dungeon/648637/6 "2013-01-29T02:02:31Z")
I hate it when that happens - especially on a Monday! ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-from-a-dungeon/648637/7 "2013-01-29T02:05:35Z")
If you do manage to escape any time soon, you might want to stay off airplanes for a while. I understand you’re not very popular in the friendly skies these days… ---
**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-from-a-dungeon/648637/8 "2013-01-29T02:28:24Z")
So, if you are late for work, will they fire you? And the dungeon gets repossessed? I am looking for some new digs. It sounds rather charming. ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-from-a-dungeon/648637/9 "2013-01-29T02:46:24Z")
I woke up in an oubliette once, I can’t help ya much though, cause I just can’t remember it. ---
**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-from-a-dungeon/648637/10 "2013-01-29T02:48:10Z")
I remember back in the day when dungeons didn’t even have internet access. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-from-a-dungeon/648637/11 "2013-01-29T03:52:11Z")
> [@Simplicio](#): > > I remember back in the day when dungeons didn’t even have internet access. …all they had was the beating of a tell-tale heart… =d&r= ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-from-a-dungeon/648637/12 "2013-01-29T03:53:37Z")
… ---
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-from-a-dungeon/648637/13 "2013-01-29T04:47:18Z")
Hallo. I am the son of Count Rugen. You killed my father. Prepare to die. ---
**Author:** ![snowmaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@snowmaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowmaster)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-from-a-dungeon/648637/14 "2013-01-29T05:26:33Z")
For the love of God, Montressor! Damn you, **gotpasswords** ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-from-a-dungeon/648637/15 "2013-01-29T06:04:35Z")
> [@harmonicamoon](#): > > I am looking for some new digs. It sounds rather charming. (Same old _digs_ here; less-than-rather charming) Just noticed the OP’s name… so I’m picturing him in The Pit of Despair. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-from-a-dungeon/648637/16 "2013-01-29T07:48:26Z")
Search for secret doors. ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-from-a-dungeon/648637/17 "2013-01-29T07:54:18Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > Search for secret doors. Or a loose brick…though you may need two people. ---
**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-from-a-dungeon/648637/18 "2013-01-29T11:25:57Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > Search for secret doors. Put … the candle … BACK! ---
**Author:** ![Jimson\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/838e76/32.png) [@Jimson\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimson_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-from-a-dungeon/648637/19 "2013-01-29T13:02:17Z")
No, no first check for traps… Bunch of 1st level noobs… You brought your 10’ pole, and the rope and the (disposable) halfing thief right? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-from-a-dungeon/648637/20 "2013-01-29T13:30:12Z")
You are likely to be eaten by a grue. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-from-a-dungeon/648637.md?page=2)