# Posting Your IQ is the Same as Saying "Please Disregard Me" **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 14, 2010, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-your-iq-is-the-same-as-saying-please-disregard-me/536048 "2010-04-14T08:37:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-your-iq-is-the-same-as-saying-please-disregard-me/536048/81 "2010-04-17T20:55:24Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > What you\* can’t \*discern from the internet is that, although I am only of above average intelligence, I type these posts with my aforementioned enormous penis. I use a specially constructed 52-inch (diagonal) touch screen for the purpose lest I touch 7 characters at once. Bah My penis has an I.Q. of 199, and was able to construct a telepathic thought transmitting device directly to the computer. I feel sorry for those penes forced into a life of manual labor. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-your-iq-is-the-same-as-saying-please-disregard-me/536048/82 "2010-04-18T02:57:03Z")
> [@wolfman](#): > > Bah My penis has an I.Q. of 199, and was able to construct a telepathic thought transmitting device directly to the computer. I feel sorry for those penes forced into a life of manual labor. Well, my penis has an IQ of 243, and has lived in Spain, Cameroon, Saudi Arabia and Thailand. I feel bad for those whose less-worldly penises have not left North America. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-your-iq-is-the-same-as-saying-please-disregard-me/536048/83 "2010-04-18T03:00:36Z")
You guys are making my penis sad. It’s self-conscious about how stupid it is. Good thing it’s a foot long. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-your-iq-is-the-same-as-saying-please-disregard-me/536048/84 "2010-04-18T03:06:23Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > You guys are making my penis sad. It’s self-conscious about how stupid it is. > > Good thing it’s a foot long. My penis just told me “Tell 'ol Short Bus I said ‘hi’”. In Old Church Slavonic, one of the 19 languages it can speak fluently. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-your-iq-is-the-same-as-saying-please-disregard-me/536048/85 "2010-04-18T03:36:11Z")
> [@Superfluous\_Parentheses](#): > > You must not frequent programming forums/news groups. There’s always one or two. Usually not directly involving IQ, but plenty of people claiming “multiple degrees in Science from Harvard and Yale”. Hahaha! That reminds me of a terrible movie I once saw about a giant prehistoric snake living in Antarctica that terrorized a maximum security prison. The protagonist had obtained a Ph.D. in ‘‘Advanced Sciences.’’ ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-your-iq-is-the-same-as-saying-please-disregard-me/536048/86 "2010-04-18T04:03:45Z")
I can’t remember who said this in the Funny Times a few months ago: "When I hear someone say, ‘I’m not book smart, I’m life smart,’ what I hear is ‘I’m not smart smart, I’m imaginary smart.’ " ---
**Author:** ![coffeecat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coffeecat/32/3405_2.png) [@coffeecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coffeecat)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-your-iq-is-the-same-as-saying-please-disregard-me/536048/87 "2010-04-18T10:13:46Z")
> [@elmwood](#): > > Well, my penis has an IQ of 243, and has lived in Spain, Cameroon, Saudi Arabia and Thailand. While you stayed in Albany. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-your-iq-is-the-same-as-saying-please-disregard-me/536048/88 "2010-04-18T11:25:10Z")
I think my penis is ill. It just threw up. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-your-iq-is-the-same-as-saying-please-disregard-me/536048/89 "2010-04-18T11:46:07Z")
Mucky pup! Anyone seen that mop? ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-your-iq-is-the-same-as-saying-please-disregard-me/536048/90 "2010-04-18T15:03:05Z")
> [@coffeecat](#): > > While you stayed in Albany. Like I said, it’s a big penis. It can do whatever it wants. ---
**Author:** ![Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superfluous_Parentheses)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-your-iq-is-the-same-as-saying-please-disregard-me/536048/91 "2010-04-18T22:08:47Z")
> [@olivesmarch4th](#): > > Hahaha! > > That reminds me of a terrible movie I once saw about a giant prehistoric snake living in Antarctica that terrorized a maximum security prison. The protagonist had obtained a Ph.D. in ‘‘Advanced Sciences.’’ You will like [The Lost Skeleton Of Cadavra](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe9Fs10IIk0) (made in 2001 in case you’re wondering). ETA: yes that’s an actual movie, not just a fake trailer. ---
**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-your-iq-is-the-same-as-saying-please-disregard-me/536048/92 "2010-04-20T23:41:08Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > Yeah? Well, my dick is so big it has its own dick Have you tried Penicillin? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posting-your-iq-is-the-same-as-saying-please-disregard-me/536048.md?page=4)