# Posts you REFUSE to even look at

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posts-you-refuse-to-even-look-at/254795>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 12, 2004, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posts-you-refuse-to-even-look-at/254795 "2004-07-12T22:49:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posts-you-refuse-to-even-look-at/254795/1 "2004-07-12T22:49:34Z")

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And no, I’m not providing a link either:

“Do Some Women Have Teeth Inside Of Their Vaginas?”

This is either (a) the biggest troll since Harry Potter’s first Halloween at Hogwarts, or (b) the work of an absolute imbecile.

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**Author:** ![Chastain86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posts-you-refuse-to-even-look-at/254795/2 "2004-07-12T22:50:55Z")

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This one.

wait, crap.

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posts-you-refuse-to-even-look-at/254795/3 "2004-07-12T22:51:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> There is a principle which is a bar against all information,which is proof against all arguments and which cannot fail to keep us in everlasting ignorance…that principle is contempt prior to investigation.

Herbert Spencer

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posts-you-refuse-to-even-look-at/254795/4 "2004-07-12T22:55:57Z")

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> [@Qadgop the Mercotan](#):
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> Herbert Spencer

Hey dude, when you got a [second.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=265085&page=6), I’d like your input.

/sorry, end hijack.

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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posts-you-refuse-to-even-look-at/254795/5 "2004-07-12T22:55:59Z")

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I don’t open the “Bush is a poopyhead!” ones. ZZZzzz… Same people, same crap, different day.

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**Author:** ![SmackFu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@SmackFu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmackFu)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posts-you-refuse-to-even-look-at/254795/6 "2004-07-12T23:01:47Z")

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I finally read the post from the OP when I got home from work.

The answer is Yes. Riddle me that, Batman.

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posts-you-refuse-to-even-look-at/254795/7 "2004-07-12T23:02:21Z")

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> [@World Eater](#):
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> Hey dude, when you got a [second.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=265085&page=6), I’d like your input.
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> /sorry, end hijack.

Hey, I’m not _touchin_ that trainwreck. I work for the state. They’ve got an office building full of lawyers ready to defend me. (Well, not specifically Me, you understand, just my ilk.) So I just do my best, and let them handle the fallout. More involved than that, I don’t want to get.

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posts-you-refuse-to-even-look-at/254795/8 "2004-07-12T23:03:54Z")

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> [@Lumpy](#):
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> And no, I’m not providing a link either:
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> “Do Some Women Have Teeth Inside Of Their Vaginas?”
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> This is either (a) the biggest troll since Harry Potter’s first Halloween at Hogwarts, or (b) the work of an absolute imbecile.

I thought it rather unlikely myself.  
But I looked anyway and there are medical references to prove that yes, some women do.

I’m sorry, what were you saying? :smack:

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posts-you-refuse-to-even-look-at/254795/9 "2004-07-12T23:05:12Z")

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> [@Lumpy](#):
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> And no, I’m not providing a link either:
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> “Do Some Women Have Teeth Inside Of Their Vaginas?”
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> This is either (a) the biggest troll since Harry Potter’s first Halloween at Hogwarts, or (b) the work of an absolute imbecile.

_snort_

Actually, it mostly involved cases of tumors. (Which can have teeth, hair, skin-even eyes. All together now: eeeeeeewwww!)

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posts-you-refuse-to-even-look-at/254795/10 "2004-07-12T23:08:43Z")

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> [@Qadgop the Mercotan](#):
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> Hey, I’m not _touchin_ that trainwreck. I work for the state. They’ve got an office building full of lawyers ready to defend me. (Well, not specifically Me, you understand, just my ilk.) So I just do my best, and let them handle the fallout. More involved than that, I don’t want to get.

Hehe, I don’t blame you for staying away. I wasn’t sure if you would stumble upon that as the thread title didn’t have anything to do with the shitstorm within it.

Smart move. 😛

In regards to the OP, I just read the vagina one and am off to bleach my eyes.

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posts-you-refuse-to-even-look-at/254795/11 "2004-07-12T23:09:38Z")

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Heh, every time Sureal posts with his wacky, inane, over-the-top questions, I sigh, brace myself, and open the thread anyway. I’m just so damn curious about how his mind works that I can’t resist.

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**Author:** ![MrTuffPaws](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MrTuffPaws](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrTuffPaws)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posts-you-refuse-to-even-look-at/254795/12 "2004-07-12T23:33:28Z")

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Anything with “atheist” or “theist” in the title.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posts-you-refuse-to-even-look-at/254795/13 "2004-07-12T23:37:22Z")

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> [@Lumpy](#):
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> “Do Some Women Have Teeth Inside Of Their Vaginas?”

And the punchline is…

“Of course not! Look at the shape her gums are in!”

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**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posts-you-refuse-to-even-look-at/254795/14 "2004-07-13T02:11:46Z")

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I don’t read the political threads because I am very politically unaware and I just get confused. I subscribed to TIME magazine to try to get politically un-unaware but I only read the science and entertainment articles. \<Sigh\>

I also don’t read gay marriage threads because I have my mind made up, and a lot of times I get really upset (to the point of tears) when I see that people disagree with me. Everyone’s entitled to their opinion, but I feel so strongly about it.

I’m not good at the warm fuzzy stuff, so I really don’t read a whole lot of MPSIMS.

I’ll look at any thread that might be TMI. I’m all over that shit.

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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posts-you-refuse-to-even-look-at/254795/15 "2004-07-13T02:27:51Z")

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All of GD. I hate it when Mommy and Daddy fight. ☹

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**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posts-you-refuse-to-even-look-at/254795/16 "2004-07-13T02:28:14Z")

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I jump into threads with reckless abandon, save one: Remember that ‘pan-fried sperm’ thread in GQ? Nope. Wouldn’t look. Not even a little. Just seeing the title was more than ewwwwww! enough for me.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posts-you-refuse-to-even-look-at/254795/17 "2004-07-13T02:34:19Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> _snort_
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> Actually, it mostly involved cases of tumors. (Which can have teeth, hair, skin-even eyes. All together now: eeeeeeewwww!)

[Yakov Smirnoff]In my country, pussy eats YOU![/yk]

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posts-you-refuse-to-even-look-at/254795/18 "2004-07-13T02:57:01Z")

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> [@Brutus](#):
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> I jump into threads with reckless abandon, save one: Remember that ‘pan-fried sperm’ thread in GQ? Nope. Wouldn’t look. Not even a little. Just seeing the title was more than ewwwwww! enough for me.

What about the one from the guy that jacked off to feed his fish? Did’ya read that one?

I’m pretty much at the point where I don’t want to read any more Michael Moore threads for a month or twenty years.

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**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posts-you-refuse-to-even-look-at/254795/19 "2004-07-13T03:08:07Z")

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> [@Bruce\_Daddy](#):
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> I don’t open the “Bush is a poopyhead!” ones. ZZZzzz… Same people, same crap, different day.

Oh. PREACH it. As we get closer to election day, I expect to open up the pit one of these days and find **only** Boooo Bush/Kerry or Yaaaay Bush/kerry threads.

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**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posts-you-refuse-to-even-look-at/254795/20 "2004-07-13T03:12:00Z")

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> [@This Year's Model](#):
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> What about the one from the guy that jacked off to feed his fish? Did’ya read that one?

You’re kidding, right? :eek:

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