# Pot smoking neighbors - what to do?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pot-smoking-neighbors-what-to-do/560808>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 16, 2010, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pot-smoking-neighbors-what-to-do/560808 "2010-11-16T01:13:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![kfraser34](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/57b2e6/32.png) [@kfraser34](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kfraser34)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pot-smoking-neighbors-what-to-do/560808/141 "2010-11-19T05:18:36Z")

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to get back to the OP… while I disagree with the permeating ability of pot smoke… I do agree that your neighbors are assholes… but I wouldn’t call the cops as others advise… you’ve already spoken to them about it so they will think that any heat would have come from you, whether it is true are not… and then you might have to deal with retaliation… which from assholes could lead to who knows where…

you are in a bad situation… you are not going to get them to stop… you could try and smell proof your apartment or find some incense that you like and mask the scent… I suggest [Nag Champa](http://www.nagchampa.com/)…

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**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pot-smoking-neighbors-what-to-do/560808/142 "2010-11-19T05:47:01Z")

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> [@rachelellogram](#):
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> [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13121051&postcount=12](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13121051&postcount=12)
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> Nothing wrong with a bandwagon if it’s right. Giggity goo!

At least you can admit it. And, btw, by posting [the above](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13159373&postcount=133), you perpetuated what you said we should avoid. That post is inherently contradicting.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pot-smoking-neighbors-what-to-do/560808/143 "2010-11-19T07:44:08Z")

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I just wish they’d do something so that you could see who it was posted something before you actually read it. I mean, I don’t know how many times I’ve read one of \*\*Vinny’\*\*s post all the way to the wretched pun at the end and thought “Shit! If only there were some way to know!”

Anyway, at least I can bitch to you guys about it, knowing how interested you are in that. And all.

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**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pot-smoking-neighbors-what-to-do/560808/144 "2010-11-19T14:10:28Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> It started strong, but they’ve obviously run out of ideas. Jumped the shark at least two seasons ago. Season 4 was the best.

So, we’ve had the obligatory opening lines of “Oh noes, it’s the Diogenes Show.” **Guinastasia’s** dug into her archives (or is that stalker-chives) with links. Sigh, just let me know when my cue comes up to hear the fantasized sexual positions regarding myself and Dio. I’ll be in my trailer until then.

Why isn’t this the **elucidator** show in this case, anyway? He made the first bald assertion about the effects of secondhand pot smoke stink on clothes. Don’t bother answering - it was a rhetorical question.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pot-smoking-neighbors-what-to-do/560808/145 "2010-11-19T15:35:55Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> I just wish they’d do something so that you could see who it was posted something before you actually read it. I mean, I don’t know how many times I’ve read one of \*\*Vinny’\*\*s post all the way to the wretched pun at the end and thought “Shit! If only there were some way to know!”

Yeah, sorry about that. Maybe if I opened each post with “Regards”?

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pot-smoking-neighbors-what-to-do/560808/146 "2010-11-19T16:17:09Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> [QUOTE=Shot From Guns]  
> OP: “It’s getting annoying when people tell me I reek of pot.” Yeah, that’s still not “everyone constantly tells me I smell like pot.”

I didn’t say it was. That’s not my sentence. Kind of moving the goal posts there, aren’t you?  
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Hahahahahaha. Ahaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha. Bwaaaaaaa **aaaaaaaaaaaa** aaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha. Cite, you weasely retard:

> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> The point is that it’s not believable that people are constantly _telling_ the OP he smells like pot.

> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> Stuff that “Diogenes show” bullshit up your ass, ok?

If you want it to stop, maybe \*you \*should stop making constant assertions of “facts” that are entirely based in your own personal experience and refuse to accept the validity of any experiences or evidence that contradict your own.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pot-smoking-neighbors-what-to-do/560808/147 "2010-11-19T18:06:43Z")

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Ok. I forgot I said that. Whatever. It’s still not very much of a point on your part.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pot-smoking-neighbors-what-to-do/560808/148 "2010-11-19T18:20:44Z")

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I’d like to smell like money. Subtly, of course, so nobody actually notices, but everybody is a lot nicer to me. Trouble is, wouldn’t be anybody I’d like.

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pot-smoking-neighbors-what-to-do/560808/149 "2010-11-19T18:38:14Z")

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Like the kind of people who volunteer to introduce you to a very sharp knife in your very squishy bits in exchange for you not giving them your wallet?

ETA:

And a :rolleyes: just for you, **Dio**.

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pot-smoking-neighbors-what-to-do/560808/150 "2010-11-19T18:44:25Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> Stuff that “Diogenes show” bullshit up your ass, ok?

Ya know, every time you start with the , ‘My anecdotes are facts - my facts trump your anecdotes’ I hear the opening credits to the Dio Show. It’s your own fault really. Why is it so fucking hard for you to accept that people can have different experiences than you and they can both be true?

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pot-smoking-neighbors-what-to-do/560808/151 "2010-11-19T18:57:09Z")

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Because he \*is \*the fucking evidence, that’s why.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pot-smoking-neighbors-what-to-do/560808/152 "2010-11-19T19:01:14Z")

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_Le twat, c’est moi._

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pot-smoking-neighbors-what-to-do/560808/153 "2010-11-19T19:10:02Z")

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> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#):
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> Because he \*is \*the fucking evidence, that’s why.

New on Jersey Shore!

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pot-smoking-neighbors-what-to-do/560808/154 "2010-11-19T20:09:23Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> _Le twat, c’est moi._

And how is this possible? Because he is the Kwistwat Haderach!

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**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pot-smoking-neighbors-what-to-do/560808/155 "2010-11-19T20:43:27Z")

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John. You \*\*are \*\*the demons.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pot-smoking-neighbors-what-to-do/560808/156 "2010-11-19T21:00:39Z")

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> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#):
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> Like the kind of people who volunteer to introduce you to a very sharp knife in your very squishy bits in exchange for you not giving them your wallet?..

Ever the ray of sunshine! Lately, when I thnk of you, I see a happy child at play in a field of flowers. This one…

> **[Reblog by @mholloway · 1 image](https://mholloway.tumblr.com/post/558919207/fuck-you-flowers-how-does-it-feel-to-get-kicked)**
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> 💬 1  🔁 24  ❤️ 37 · Fuck You, Flowers! How does it feel to get kicked right in the face?

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pot-smoking-neighbors-what-to-do/560808/157 "2010-11-19T21:08:45Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Ever the ray of sunshine! Lately, when I thnk of you, I see a happy child at play in a field of flowers. This one…
> 
> [Michael thought...](http://mholloway.tumblr.com/post/558919207/fuck-you-flowers-how-does-it-feel-to-get-kicked)

Thought you were gonna go with [this one](http://www.conelrad.com/daisy/index.php)…

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pot-smoking-neighbors-what-to-do/560808/158 "2010-11-19T21:14:24Z")

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[So many flowers](http://www.angryflower.com/) to choose from.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pot-smoking-neighbors-what-to-do/560808/159 "2010-11-19T21:16:52Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Thought you were gonna go with this one…

Oh, I remember that one! That’s when LBJ was the peace candidate! I went door to door for Goldwater. Course, living on an Air Force base, it was pretty easy pickings…

I got over it.

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pot-smoking-neighbors-what-to-do/560808/160 "2010-11-19T21:21:34Z")

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> [@Super\_Kapowzler](#):
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> Look, \*\*Kazoo \*\*or whatever your name is, I am really high right now, and can’t remember what happened a second ago, lest make a semblance of the latent page of this thread.
> 
> That was my buddy, **Slizzap** , and he’s havin’ some real tough times with his old-lady and shit. Talkin’ “Big D don’t mean Dallas” and shit. He’s ex-2ndBat/75thRanger(Airborne), and he’da kilt you with his eyes.
> 
> What I did was save your life. I am all up with that tripsy-bitch **butterflies**. This shit won’t killya.
> 
> Word.

I think I got a contact high just by reading this.

ETA: And shit.

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