# Potato in the tailpipe **URL:** \ **Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\ **Created:** [May 22, 2012, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potato-in-the-tailpipe/622680 "2012-05-22T01:43:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![missileer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@missileer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missileer)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potato-in-the-tailpipe/622680/1 "2012-05-22T01:43:40Z")
Cecil is correct, the car will not run if the tailpipe is completely blocked. however, if you really want it to work well, core out the middle of the potato, then insert it deep into the tailpipe with a broom handle (carefully not to mash it). The car will start and run fine. However, as soon as you press the gas down, it dies. It worked well for me to drive the gangbangers out of my neighborhood without doing any real damage. It’s also funny to watch.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potato-in-the-tailpipe/622680/2 "2012-05-22T01:47:54Z")
Welcome to the Straight Dope Message Boards, **missileer** , we’re glad you found us. For future ref: when you start a thread, it’s helpful to other readers to provide a link to the column under discussion. Saves earching time, and helps keep us all (sort of ) on the same page. In this case, I assume, it’s [If you shove a potato in a car’s tailpipe, will the car explode? - The Straight Dope](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/769/if-you-shove-a-potato-in-a-cars-tailpipe-will-the-car-explode) No biggie, you’ll know for next time. And, as I say, welcome indeed! ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potato-in-the-tailpipe/622680/3 "2012-05-22T20:21:45Z")
I have to wonder at the wisdom of tampering with gangbangers’ cars. Glad it worked, but keep your head down. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potato-in-the-tailpipe/622680/4 "2012-05-22T20:28:54Z")
Potato in the tailpipe? Is that what kids are calling it these days? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potato-in-the-tailpipe/622680/5 "2012-05-22T20:55:24Z")
I’m curious how disabling their cars helps drive gangbangers out of a neighborhood. Wouldn’t that prevent them from leaving? ---
**Author:** ![fjs1fs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9e8a1a/32.png) [@fjs1fs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fjs1fs)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potato-in-the-tailpipe/622680/6 "2012-05-23T13:44:56Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > I’m curious how disabling their cars helps drive gangbangers out of a neighborhood. Wouldn’t that prevent them from leaving? Now that’s funny! ---
**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potato-in-the-tailpipe/622680/7 "2012-05-23T15:53:08Z")
I’m not sure exactly which gang bangers would sit idly by while someone watched their cars break down, cackling manically. Especially since they tend to be somewhat protective of their property. Perhaps you meant _[gang members](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qHQ-y8ijSY)_?