# POTC NEW Trailer!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 2, 2006, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potc-new-trailer/355100 "2006-05-02T14:25:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![iluvurmom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iluvurmom/32/7276_2.png) [@iluvurmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iluvurmom)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potc-new-trailer/355100/1 "2006-05-02T14:25:32Z")
Just released the new POTC2 trailer through MySpace…and I got it! Here you go…watch it..love it…share it… [http://www.totaleclips.com/Player/Bounce.aspx?eclipid=e27307&bitrateid=242&vendorid=566](http://www.totaleclips.com/Player/Bounce.aspx?eclipid=e27307&bitrateid=242&vendorid=566) And if that is too high res for your 1986 computer…here is the YOUTUBE version. 😉 ![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/37RjebLejOU/maxresdefault.jpg)https://www.youtube.com/embed/37RjebLejOU?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potc-new-trailer/355100/2 "2006-05-02T15:45:41Z")
Very nice indeed. Looks like a good popcorn thriller for the summer. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iluvurmom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iluvurmom/32/7276_2.png) [@iluvurmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iluvurmom)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potc-new-trailer/355100/3 "2006-05-02T16:20:51Z")
Yeah this one is pretty much at the top of my list for big blockbuster for the summer…that and cars. I feel like both are can’t miss winners, and with the price of movie tickets these days I don’t have anyroom to come out disappointed. head will roll. so i play it safe and will go see these. did u have a favorite part?? ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potc-new-trailer/355100/4 "2006-05-02T20:28:45Z")
And Superman Returns has its full trailer out as well. [Superman!](http://movies.apple.com/movies/wb/superman_returns/superman_returns-tlr2_h.640.mov) ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potc-new-trailer/355100/5 "2006-05-02T20:40:15Z")
I’m like _Passion of the Christ, 2_? What’s the tagline for that one going to be: “Jesus is back from the dead and he is _pissed_!”? ---
**Author:** ![Alma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Alma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alma)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potc-new-trailer/355100/6 "2006-05-02T20:46:58Z")
You know, I kept thinking this was some kind of joke you all were in on, cause I was pretty sure there was no Passion of the Christ 2. Then I watched the trailer. Duh. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potc-new-trailer/355100/7 "2006-05-02T20:48:03Z")
[QUOTE=JohnT] I’m like _Passion of the Christ, 2_? What’s the tagline for that one going to be: “Jesus is back from the dead and he is _pissed_!”? [/QUOTE] Jesus vs. undead pirates with Mary Magdalene in a catfight with Keira Knightley in a tight corset? It’ll be a smash hit! Ooo, now this is a comfy handbasket… ---
**Author:** ![Menocchio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Menocchio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Menocchio)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potc-new-trailer/355100/8 "2006-05-02T21:29:30Z")
“Summon the Krakken!” And “Go on, I want to to hear you say it, just once.” “You’re insane!” “No, not that. The other thing.” “Superman will…” “WRONG!” Oh yeah. Good summer. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potc-new-trailer/355100/9 "2006-05-02T22:46:20Z")
[QUOTE=Menocchio] “Summon the Krakken!” [/QUOTE] What’s Dr. Zoidberg doing there? 🙂 Yes, it is looking like a good year at the movies. ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potc-new-trailer/355100/10 "2006-05-02T23:22:35Z")
[QUOTE=iluvurmom] Just released the new POTC2 trailer through MySpace…and I got it! Here you go…watch it..love it…share it… [http://www.totaleclips.com/Player/Bounce.aspx?eclipid=e27307&bitrateid=242&vendorid=566](http://www.totaleclips.com/Player/Bounce.aspx?eclipid=e27307&bitrateid=242&vendorid=566) And if that is too high res for your 1986 computer…here is the YOUTUBE version. 😉 ![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/37RjebLejOU/maxresdefault.jpg)https://www.youtube.com/embed/37RjebLejOU?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque [/QUOTE] Note: both links go directly to media files. ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2006, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potc-new-trailer/355100/11 "2006-05-02T23:31:52Z")
I had no idea what movie was being referred to UNTIL the mention of Passion of the Christ. Then I remembered the same joke from the original POTC threads:) ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2006, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potc-new-trailer/355100/12 "2006-05-03T06:54:44Z")
Any movie with an ilithid pirate in it is just automatically cool. And Keira Knightly is still completely, though inexplicably, smoking hot. Either of those alone would probably be enough to get me to see a movie. Some of the effects in the trailer still look a bit off, but then, they usually do in trailers. They’ll probably look better on the big screen, in context, and with a few more months of postproduction. And I liked the visual analogy between the chest opening, and the guns running out on Davy Jones’ ship. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2006, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potc-new-trailer/355100/13 "2006-05-03T14:02:01Z")
[QUOTE=JohnT] I’m like _Passion of the Christ, 2_? What’s the tagline for that one going to be: “Jesus is back from the dead and he is _pissed_!”? [/QUOTE] Clearly it would be: Passion of the Christ 2 : Apocolypse Now ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2006, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potc-new-trailer/355100/14 "2006-05-03T14:47:30Z")
I prefer [Titanic Two: The Surface](http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/titanic-two-the-surface.html). ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2006, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potc-new-trailer/355100/15 "2006-05-03T15:12:47Z")
[QUOTE=Mahaloth] And Superman Returns has its full trailer out as well. [Superman!](http://movies.apple.com/movies/wb/superman_returns/superman_returns-tlr2_h.640.mov) [/QUOTE] Holy shit does that look good. ---
**Author:** ![iluvurmom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iluvurmom/32/7276_2.png) [@iluvurmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iluvurmom)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potc-new-trailer/355100/16 "2006-05-15T13:46:45Z")
[QUOTE=Chronos] Any movie with an ilithid pirate in it is just automatically cool. And Keira Knightly is still completely, though inexplicably, smoking hot. Either of those alone would probably be enough to get me to see a movie. Some of the effects in the trailer still look a bit off, but then, they usually do in trailers. They’ll probably look better on the big screen, in context, and with a few more months of postproduction. And I liked the visual analogy between the chest opening, and the guns running out on Davy Jones’ ship. [/QUOTE] REally I thought the FX were great. Some of the best of the summer’s fare… ---
**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potc-new-trailer/355100/17 "2006-05-15T13:49:23Z")
[QUOTE=dnooman] I prefer [Titanic Two: The Surface](http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/titanic-two-the-surface.html). [/QUOTE] Honestly, if this were a real movie I admit I’d pay money to see it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![iluvurmom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iluvurmom/32/7276_2.png) [@iluvurmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iluvurmom)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2006, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potc-new-trailer/355100/18 "2006-05-19T20:11:26Z")
Dude I can’t believe that Jack and elizabeth look like the are about to kiss. Do you all think that they really will or that it is just set up to looko that way?