# Potential North Korean coup attempt **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 3, 2014, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potential-north-korean-coup-attempt/700318 "2014-10-03T23:47:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potential-north-korean-coup-attempt/700318/41 "2014-10-09T22:01:54Z")
And the rumors that his younger sister, in her middle 20s, is currently running North Korea? ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2014, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potential-north-korean-coup-attempt/700318/42 "2014-10-13T23:58:54Z")
Much like Jesus, he disappeared and came back after 40 days. [http://news.yahoo.com/kcna-north-korean-leader-makes-public-appearance-220826661.html](http://news.yahoo.com/kcna-north-korean-leader-makes-public-appearance-220826661.html) yay for humanity. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potential-north-korean-coup-attempt/700318/43 "2014-10-14T00:47:10Z")
> [@Wesley\_Clark](#): > > Much like Jesus, he disappeared and came back after 40 days. > > [http://news.yahoo.com/kcna-north-korean-leader-makes-public-appearance-220826661.html](http://news.yahoo.com/kcna-north-korean-leader-makes-public-appearance-220826661.html) > > yay for humanity. …pray tell, when shall we expect him to return to and teach in Galilee? I mean, I realize that it could take a while… “Voice Command! Dlive to Garireee..!” "did you say Gary’s Pizza? “No you Sirree Box! Garireee!!!” "Did you say “Gary Rheee???” “No, damn you! Supleeme Reader Command you! Garrireee!!!” “Did you say 'Galley Portrait Studios”? _BANG_ “Seulleibeu! Bling new Gah-min…this defective…” ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potential-north-korean-coup-attempt/700318/44 "2014-10-14T16:21:11Z")
He’s walking with a cane, now. I’m guessing he twisted his ankle playing basketball, or something like that. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potential-north-korean-coup-attempt/700318/45 "2014-10-14T21:11:33Z")
Now I’m picturing Jesus surrounded by apostles in comically large hats writing furiously on pocket pads. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potential-north-korean-coup-attempt/700318/46 "2014-10-14T22:18:49Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > Now I’m picturing Jesus surrounded by apostles in comically large hats writing furiously on pocket pads. He was walking on water… > [@Diceman](#): > > He’s walking with a cane, now. …it was VERY hard water… ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potential-north-korean-coup-attempt/700318/47 "2014-10-14T22:24:52Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > …pray tell, when shall we expect him to return to and teach in Galilee? > I mean, I realize that it could take a while… > > “Voice Command! Dlive to Garireee…!” > "did you say Gary’s Pizza? > “No you Sirree Box! Garireee!!!” > "Did you say “Gary Rheee???” > “No, damn you! Supleeme Reader Command you! Garrireee!!!” > “Did you say 'Galley Portrait Studios”? > _BANG_ > “Seulleibeu! Bling new Gah-min…this defective…” Inspired. Truly inspired. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2014, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potential-north-korean-coup-attempt/700318/48 "2014-10-15T15:22:54Z")
My guess is that Kim is considered too progressive. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potential-north-korean-coup-attempt/700318.md?page=2)