# Potentially embarrassing combinations
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 9, 2001, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243 "2001-01-09T23:16:10Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/1 "2001-01-09T23:16:10Z")
A nagging cough, intestinal gas, and a training room full of customers.
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### Author:  [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/2 "2001-01-10T00:11:54Z")
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and head lice.
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### Author:  [@Dani\_Filth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dani_Filth)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/3 "2001-01-10T10:47:19Z")
Jock itch and an Edward Scissorhands costume 🙂
-Dani
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### Author:  [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/4 "2001-01-10T15:57:33Z")
Hawaiian shirt, and plaid pants.
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### Author:  [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/5 "2001-01-10T16:08:54Z")
Long weekend and a head cold
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### Author:  [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/6 "2001-01-10T16:11:16Z")
carpool and halitosis
hot date the runs
job interview and Tourette’s
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### Author:  [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/7 "2001-01-10T16:12:28Z")
… a childless weekend and a mother-in-law who likes to drop by unannounced…
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### Author:  [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/8 "2001-01-10T16:36:15Z")
Alcoholic Beverages and Karayoke night.
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### Author:  [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/9 "2001-01-10T17:02:24Z")
As someone who used bartend on karaoke night completely sober, let me say that one NEEDS liquor to get through karaoke.
My contribution is too much tequila, a guy you’re trying to impress and a waterbed. I’ve lived this. Thank god he took the barfing in stride.
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### Author:  [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/10 "2001-01-10T17:33:59Z")
3 hour staff meeting in a too-small room and a raging case of bronchitis.
Oh wait. That was me this morning…
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### Author:  [@Bubble\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bubble_Girl)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/11 "2001-01-10T18:06:08Z")
A dark colored shirt and dandruff.
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### Author:  [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/12 "2001-01-10T18:46:43Z")
School picture day, and having tiny bits of broccoli stuck between your front teeth.
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### Author:  [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/13 "2001-01-10T18:55:19Z")
New boyfriend, bag from the drugstore, nosy housemate.
Vewy, Vewy Sewious job, funny thread, diet coke.
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### Author:  [@Lowellster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lowellster)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/14 "2001-01-10T19:01:53Z")
1. A trip to the store to buy condoms.
2. A thought that the dog could use a new rawhide.
3. Sudden realization that you’re standing in a busy check-out line with a box of condoms and a giant bone.
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### Author:  [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/15 "2001-01-10T20:05:43Z")
George W., Wm. Rehnquist, a reviewing stand and a Bible.
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/16 "2001-01-10T21:52:27Z")
Sneezing with food in your mouth, and anyone nearby.
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### Author:  [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/17 "2001-01-10T21:57:09Z")
_WOOOSH!_ \
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“Ooops.”
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### Author:  [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/18 "2001-01-10T22:03:38Z")
Pickled eggs, refried beans and a long ride in a cramped elevator.
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### Author:  [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/19 "2001-01-10T23:12:39Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Strainger \*
> \*\*A nagging cough, intestinal gas, and a training room full of customers. \*\*
Along the same line:
Her on top, me kneeling, intestinal gas, orgasm
(think “musical accompaniment”)
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### Author:  [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/20 "2001-01-10T23:13:02Z")
The runs, a co-ed bathroom, and the sudden realization that the girl your really like just walked in…
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