# Potentially embarrassing combinations **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 9, 2001, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243 "2001-01-09T23:16:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/21 "2001-01-10T23:32:07Z")
There was a commercial for The Original Kings Of Comedy, which had them talking about being in a hotel and asking the maitre’ d for combinations of random things… “Hey, can I get a oil hose, some earmuffs, and a copy of an Earth, Wind, And Fire record?” ---
**Author:** ![broccoli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@broccoli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/broccoli)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/22 "2001-01-11T02:14:33Z")
AHHHH! \ A rubber chicken, a gavel, adult diapers, a pet monkey, and not knowing directions in the middle of redneck country… one of life’s little noodle incidents. ---
**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/23 "2001-01-11T03:08:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lowellster \* > \*\*1. A trip to the store to buy condoms. > 2. A thought that the dog could use a new rawhide. > 3. Sudden realization that you’re standing in a busy check-out line with a box of condoms and a giant bone. > \*\* Reading this post and drinking orange juice. [sub]…now I gotta blow the pulp out of my nose…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/24 "2001-01-11T03:20:50Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by St. Attila \* \*\* [QUOTE Her on top, me kneeling, intestinal gas, orgasm \*\*[/QUOTE] I thought I knew most all of the positions… but… how… can… she be on TOP with you kneeling??? I, I, I… you gotta tell me how this is done. BTW… Lowellster… BWAAAHAHAHA! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/25 "2001-01-11T03:47:03Z")
[hijack] > [@](#): > > thought I knew most all of the positions… but… how… can… she be on TOP with you kneeling??? > > I, I, I… you gotta tell me how this is done. Well, he could be kneeling, facing away from her, and she could be behind him reaching around with her hands, or using some sort of, well, _marital aid._ [sub]yeah, I know a coupla tricks…[/sub] [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/26 "2001-01-11T05:35:03Z")
Overnight stay, with my SO, in spare room of good friends. A little early morning passion. A kind, thoughtful host who strides in with morning coffee for the two of us. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/27 "2001-01-11T05:46:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Persephone \* > \*\*[hijack] > > Well, he could be kneeling, facing away from her, and she could be behind him reaching around with her hands, or using some sort of, well, _marital aid._ > > [sub]yeah, I know a coupla tricks…[/sub] > > [/hijack] > \*\* yeah… thats alright… I can see that… .but I still cant see her ON TOP of him… you mean like he’s on hands and knees and shes like riding him like a horse… _sigh_… maybe I’m just missing something. [sub]truer words have never been spoken[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/28 "2001-01-11T05:52:12Z")
Perhaps “on top” means something like she’s just in the power position? Hell, I don’t know! [sub]it’s been a while for me too…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![False\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee7513/32.png) [@False\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/False_God)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/29 "2001-01-11T12:57:36Z")
This is kind of like “The K-Mart”-later “Wal-Mart” -Game that my friends and I used to play in HS. Try to embarrass the cashier or make them call security. -A jar of mayonnaise, a stopwatch and a bible -12-pak of Trojans, copy of Field and Stream, beef jerky -nightcrawlers, marshmallows, and Astroglide -strapping tape, hamsters, and Mini-Thins ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/30 "2001-01-11T14:24:00Z")
A dance club with fluorescent lights, white underwear, and black jeans (Hey, it was the 80’s)with the zipper down. Outdoor Christmas lights and a wet sidewalk. ---
**Author:** ![St.Attila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/31 "2001-01-11T16:37:41Z")
**[hijack]** _Sigh_ looks like in an effort to be terse, I got your imaginations going. It’s really nothing special; just think totem pole, gaffers tape, clothes pins, and a whiffle bat. **[/hijack]** ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/32 "2001-01-11T17:06:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Totoro \* > \*\*There was a commercial for The Original Kings Of Comedy, which had them talking about being in a hotel and asking the maitre’ d for combinations of random things… > > “Hey, can I get a oil hose, some earmuffs, and a copy of an Earth, Wind, And Fire record?” > > \*\* Actually it was a Conceirge (sp?) Can I get a dixie cup, 2 gallons of lighter fluid, a bola tie and a box of disposable razors? ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/33 "2001-01-11T19:05:48Z")
A presentation in front of the entire office, a cold room, and a thin blouse. ---
**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/34 "2001-01-11T22:18:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\*A presentation in front of the entire office, a cold room, and a thin blouse. \*\* :eek: [sub]…ohh, Diane, come here sweetie…let me comfort you…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![RawkStah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@RawkStah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RawkStah)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/35 "2001-01-11T23:09:49Z")
Live theatre, attractive female lead, smooching. ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/36 "2001-01-12T00:14:31Z")
Walking, book you can’t put down, small tree. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_A\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@Just\_A\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_A_Girl)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/37 "2001-01-12T03:33:24Z")
going to the drugstore to buy tampons and Aleve hot guy at the register ---
**Author:** ![Meephead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b782af/32.png) [@Meephead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meephead)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/38 "2001-01-12T03:53:15Z")
checking out at the grocery store, looking down and realizing you are purchasing a pregnancy test and a box of condoms. (go figure…true story) ---
**Author:** ![Lyllyan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@Lyllyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lyllyan)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/39 "2001-01-12T04:55:10Z")
8th grade bright turqouise pleated short skirt Guess who’s period came! Having to walk home (True story) ---
**Author:** ![Qwisp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qwisp/32/397_2.png) [@Qwisp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwisp)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/40 "2001-01-12T05:11:18Z")
No, No, No!! Bowling alley full of men Short black skirt Coming out of bathroom with same skirt now tucked in panty hose UGH… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243.md?page=3)