# Potentially embarrassing combinations **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 9, 2001, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243 "2001-01-09T23:16:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![LazarusLong42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/87869e/32.png) [@LazarusLong42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LazarusLong42)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/41 "2001-01-12T06:31:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Admiral Borg \* > \*\*Walking, book you can’t put down, small tree. \*\* And along the same lines: Running, attempting to catch a frisbee. Picnic grill cemented into the ground, its top at stomach level. (It wasn’t fun.) LL ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/42 "2001-01-12T06:43:30Z")
Big updraft, light skirt, no underwear. [sub]In case you’re wondering, no, not me, and no, no pictures. ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/43 "2001-01-12T07:11:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > \*\*Big updraft, light skirt, no underwear. > [sub]In case you’re wondering, no, not me, and no, no pictures. \*\* Sure, _get_ me all excited. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/44 "2001-01-12T15:56:19Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by AudreyK_ > \*\*Big updraft, light skirt, no underwear. > [sub]In case you’re wondering, no, not me, and no, no pictures. \*\* [sub]…yeah, for a brief second there, I was in heaven…I thought Audge was gonna fulfill my sig. As it is, I _still_ hafta change my underwear…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/45 "2001-01-13T05:02:19Z")
Good Invisble Pink Unicorn! I don’t think I’ve ever excited two guys with one post before. :eek: [sub]I’m simultaneously embarassed and proud of myself… ---
**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/46 "2001-01-13T05:30:54Z")
A party hat, a lack of clothes, an unlocked door A freshy empty bottle of wine, a “it seemed like a great idea at the time” suggestion, Main street. Me, My self and I Upham ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/47 "2001-01-13T06:12:00Z")
Drunken males. Lack of clothing. -20 F. Nothing was ever the same, as I understand it. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/48 "2001-01-13T06:26:36Z")
Being locked out of the house. Needing to pee _badly_ Neighbors not home No nearby shrubs or tall grasses ---
**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/49 "2001-01-13T06:47:53Z")
Mexican dinner and an inflatable chair. I can still hear the reverberations. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/50 "2001-01-13T06:52:49Z")
A night alone. A good porn movie… A wife who comes home early… pants around the ankles, lingham waggling… and a hastily turned off VCR… to some sort of Gay pride movie on Skinimax… She laughed her head off… ---
**Author:** ![Fionn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fionn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fionn)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/51 "2001-01-13T07:17:12Z")
Quiet library, raging head cold. ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/52 "2001-01-13T08:10:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > \*\*[sub]I’m simultaneously embarassed and proud of myself… \*\* Okay, here’s one: A beautiful poster makes a comment, You get all flustered and mention it, Then she makes another comment to get you all flustered. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/53 "2001-01-13T08:17:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tristan \* > \*\*A night alone. > A good porn movie… > A wife who comes home early… > pants around the ankles, lingham waggling… > and a hastily turned off VCR… to some sort of Gay pride movie on Skinimax… > She laughed her head off… \*\* “Kids, where’s your father?” “Upstairs masturbating to gay porn.” “Again?” ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/54 "2001-01-13T08:24:42Z")
Receiving an ICQ message consisting of a description of a quasi-sexual act… …just as your mother walks in and says, “Hey, whatcha up to?” :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Heath\_Doolin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Heath\_Doolin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heath_Doolin)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/55 "2001-01-13T10:07:49Z")
Me, 700 dollars, a bucket of Rum, and the New Orleans red light district. and I got results from this bad combo: Woke up with a raging headache and handcuffed to the iron gate on my balcony ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/56 "2001-01-13T15:13:29Z")
Having to pee very badly, single-stall bathroom for your gender is locked, having to use single-stall bathroom for the other gender, forgetting in your urgency to lock said stall, having total stranger of other gender walk in… ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/57 "2001-01-15T20:00:29Z")
someone sends you an…uh…“adult” scenario at work via email …when you expect being called away from your desk… ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/58 "2001-01-15T20:15:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by St. Attila \* > \*\***[hijack]** > > _Sigh_ looks like in an effort to be terse, I got your imaginations going. It’s really nothing special; just think totem pole, gaffers tape, clothes pins, and a whiffle bat. > > **[/hijack]** \*\* I need some sort of visual aid, even if it is just a pencil sketch with stick figures. Photographs would be even better. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/59 "2001-01-15T20:16:22Z")
Your soon-to-be-girlfriend and your soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend in the same bar, you hanging all over the former. ---
**Author:** ![idiotboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@idiotboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/idiotboy)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/60 "2001-01-15T20:16:36Z")
New Years Eve, lots of liquor, crashing on host’s couch with horny girlfriend, and said host coming down for a cigarette… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243.md?page=4)