# Potentially embarrassing combinations **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 9, 2001, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243 "2001-01-09T23:16:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![tevya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@tevya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tevya)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/61 "2001-01-15T20:34:43Z")
first family vacation with the conservative in-laws, a Nirvana t-shirt with the words **“Fudge Packin Crack Smokin Satan Worshipping Mother Fucker”** on the back ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/62 "2001-01-15T21:00:19Z")
Two guys shoppping together A crowded store A stuck zipper Jammed changing room door ---
**Author:** ![St.Attila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/63 "2001-01-15T21:14:31Z")
\*Originally posted by LouisB \* > [@](#): > > \*\*I need some sort of visual aid, even if it is just a pencil sketch with stick figures. Photographs would be even better. \*\* My wife made me take the movie off-line, but you might still be able to find it with a search engine and some well chosen terms. I can’t make hide nor hair out of the stick-figure drawing, so I don’t think that will help. ---
**Author:** ![PatronAnejo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac8455/32.png) [@PatronAnejo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatronAnejo)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/64 "2001-02-14T20:36:03Z")
I was…uhh…getting out of the bathtub and I just slipped and fell on it. I swear. ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/65 "2001-02-14T20:54:52Z")
In the drugstore, looking for the astroglide. Summon the courage to ask the attractive lady-employee where it is Who summons the total hottie to ask where it is Who summons the grand-motherly type to ask where it is Who asks if KY won’t do just as well in a pinch? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/66 "2001-02-14T21:20:33Z")
A surgeon named Dr.Cobb A sedative that removes your inhibitions and leaves you awake and TALKATIVE but unable to remember anything that you said. Rectal surgery Having someone say to you “Well I guess you’ll have a Cobb up your ass for sure in the morning” Working with Dr. Cobb everyday. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/67 "2001-02-14T21:44:40Z")
Curiosity, a condom, a banana, wife coming home early. ---
**Author:** ![Joff-Rey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d26b3c/32.png) [@Joff-Rey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joff-Rey)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/68 "2001-02-15T02:34:49Z")
A duck, A hose, And this hour. ---
**Author:** ![Marvel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marvel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvel)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/69 "2001-02-15T03:35:07Z")
My mother. My in-laws. Lots of wine. Hide me. Patty ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/70 "2001-02-15T04:22:43Z")
Buying Astroglide, a Hitachi Magic Wand and Puppy Puddle Pads… My Principal AND HER 16-YEAR OLD DAUGHTER check into line behind me. “Oh, hi Mr. Albert. Uhhh…” Next day, I got a “See me” note in my mailbox. ---
**Author:** ![Free\_Bob\_Saget](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Free\_Bob\_Saget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Free_Bob_Saget)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/71 "2001-02-15T11:50:57Z")
A midget, A poodle, Orange peals, Car insurance bills ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/72 "2001-02-15T12:11:51Z")
A best friend who is supposed to come over to your place with her boyfriend for the three of you to go out somewhere, but doesn’t answer her cell when you call to tell her that you’re getting out of work early, so you leave a message on YOUR answering machine, hoping that she’ll listen to that instead. You don’t see her car, so you walk into your house… to find her and her boyfriend “enjoying themselves” on your couch. [sub]Hey, _I_ think I handled it well. I looked down at her and said “Finish, continue, whatever. I’ll be in the kitchen” and walked through without a blink.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/73 "2001-02-15T14:06:49Z")
A labiodental fricative and a big wad of saliva. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Naked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Buck\_Naked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Naked)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/74 "2001-02-15T23:07:42Z")
My ex Girlfriend at the bar that I showed up at with my new girlfriend that I cheated with on my ex girlfriend…ouch babe! ---
**Author:** ![inor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f475e1/32.png) [@inor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inor)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/75 "2001-02-16T01:11:03Z")
Speeding in my truck, a pretty gal walking down the street, a telephone pole. Too much tequila and beets for dinner. (Not me) _WARNING- GROSSNESS FOLLOWS!_ Long hair, lots of roomates, getting a little oral at the wrong time of the month. Can I get a ‘There’s Something About Mary?’ ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/76 "2001-02-16T04:18:03Z")
A sweet, white-haired dog. The beautiful hottie of the neighborhood walking towards me. She is apparently menstruating. The doggie goes a-sniffin’. ---
**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/77 "2001-02-16T13:33:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tevya \* > \*\*first family vacation with the conservative in-laws, a Nirvana t-shirt with the words **“Fudge Packin Crack Smokin Satan Worshipping Mother Fucker”** on the back > \*\* Somewhere along the same lines: Arlington Cemetery Dead Kennedys t-shirt, “Too Drunk to Fuck” print on the back. No, not me. I don’t have a death wish. ---
**Author:** ![Tyklfe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@Tyklfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tyklfe)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/78 "2001-03-24T03:58:27Z")
Playing hide and seek on the first floor of a furniture store in the middle of Atlanta, and being NAKED at the time. Tyklfe ---
**Author:** ![Tyklfe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@Tyklfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tyklfe)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/79 "2001-03-24T03:59:12Z")
Playing hide and seek on the first floor of a furniture store in the middle of Atlanta, and being NAKED at the time. oh yes, and then having the lights come on… Oops… Tyklfe ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Pinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dr.Pinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Pinky)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2001, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243/80 "2001-03-25T20:28:09Z")
Looking over at the next check-out. A bed, a cell-phone, some rope [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/potentially-embarrassing-combinations/49243.md?page=3)