# Pothole 1, Ferrari 0

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pothole-1-ferrari-0/250901>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 17, 2004, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pothole-1-ferrari-0/250901 "2004-06-17T18:33:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pothole-1-ferrari-0/250901/1 "2004-06-17T18:33:01Z")

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> [Washington Times](http://washingtontimes.com/upi-breaking/20040616-123246-1600r.htm)  
> The dream of a lifetime turned into a nightmare for municipal employee Simon Nimmo when he wrote off his brand new 575 F1 “super car” just four minutes after picking it up from the dealership.
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> Capable of reaching 212 mph, the low-slung car was not capable of zipping across a giant pothole.
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> Being so close to the ground, Nimmo couldn’t see it in time to swerve. One of the car’s $3,500 wheels shattered and the entire front suspension assembly cracked.

I hope his insurance covered that, otherwise his life savings just went _poof_!

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pothole-1-ferrari-0/250901/2 "2004-06-17T18:39:44Z")

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Dang!

DANG!

I don’t know insurance in England. In the US he’d be out his Collision deductible ($500?) … .

Dang!

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**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pothole-1-ferrari-0/250901/3 "2004-06-17T19:47:36Z")

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My writing skills are inadequate to express just how badly I feel for this guy.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pothole-1-ferrari-0/250901/4 "2004-06-17T19:54:18Z")

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[$320,000?](http://www.rsportscars.com/slo/avto/ferrari_575m.asp) :dubious:

I’ve seen Mazdas that looked snazzier than that.

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**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pothole-1-ferrari-0/250901/5 "2004-06-17T20:03:36Z")

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How the heck does a “municipal employee” afford a Ferrari F1?!?

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pothole-1-ferrari-0/250901/6 "2004-06-17T21:43:43Z")

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> [@Gorsnak](#):
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> How the heck does a “municipal employee” afford a Ferrari F1?!?

Didn’t read the article. Does he work in Chicago? 😉

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pothole-1-ferrari-0/250901/7 "2004-06-17T21:51:32Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> [$320,000?](http://www.rsportscars.com/slo/avto/ferrari_575m.asp) :dubious:
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> I’ve seen Mazdas that looked snazzier than that.

I don’t think it’s so bad… and that prancing pony on the front DEFINITELY snazzes it up!

I don’t mean that in a bad way! 😉

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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pothole-1-ferrari-0/250901/8 "2004-06-17T21:56:06Z")

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What is also funny is in under 1 minute of searching on google i found a seller in europe with the exact same car for 179k rather than 320k. So he not only blew his car but he spent 141k more than he needed to.

[http://www.dennigcars.org/used\_ferrari.htm](http://www.dennigcars.org/used_ferrari.htm)

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pothole-1-ferrari-0/250901/9 "2004-06-17T22:31:32Z")

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Why don’t we all sent him a roll of duct tape. You can fix _anything_ with duct tape.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pothole-1-ferrari-0/250901/10 "2004-06-17T22:33:30Z")

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> [@Gorsnak](#):
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> How the heck does a “municipal employee” afford a Ferrari F1?!?

It’s not mentioned in the article but he pretty much saved all his life for that car.

> [@duffer](#):
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> Didn’t read the article. Does he work in Chicago? 😉

[Sounds like he’s the managing director for London’s version of Fannie Mae](http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004272369,00.html).

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**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pothole-1-ferrari-0/250901/11 "2004-06-18T02:08:32Z")

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So are Ferraris built out of pottery, or was he putting the car through its paces when he hit the pothole? How do you shatter a wheel?

Kind of ironic, though. This is the one time the guy should have been driving an SUV.

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pothole-1-ferrari-0/250901/12 "2004-06-18T03:17:51Z")

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[Nelson]Ha-Ha![/Nelson]

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pothole-1-ferrari-0/250901/13 "2004-06-18T03:35:23Z")

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> [@Finagle](#):
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> So are Ferraris built out of pottery, or was he putting the car through its paces when he hit the pothole? How do you shatter a wheel?

[Seems England has some _nasty_ potholes](http://www.bbc.co.uk/wiltshire/travel/potholes.shtml).

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pothole-1-ferrari-0/250901/14 "2004-06-18T04:36:42Z")

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It’s the burrowing Tibetans. They get a little close to the surface sometimes.

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pothole-1-ferrari-0/250901/15 "2004-06-18T05:46:26Z")

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Dammit! No pictures of the wreckage anywhere? I almost want to feel smug about this, but if it were me it happened to, I’d probably be eyeing my rifle right about now.

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**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pothole-1-ferrari-0/250901/16 "2004-06-18T10:25:19Z")

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With all the potholes and speed bumps in this country, I’m amazed anyone manages to drive a car like that _without_ wrecking it.

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**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pothole-1-ferrari-0/250901/17 "2004-06-18T11:08:40Z")

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> One of the car’s $3,500 wheels shattered and the entire front suspension assembly cracked.

That’ll buff right out.

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**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pothole-1-ferrari-0/250901/18 "2004-06-18T11:50:24Z")

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Actually, I feel this guy’s pain (in a much more minor way).

I bought my first ever brand-new car this year, a Mazda RX-8 which I’d been drooling over for ages. I’d checked the dimensions in the brochure, I’d measured my garage (garages on British houses are SMALL). I finally cleared out all the junk from the garage, about \*two weeks \* after I got my shiny new car. Hmm. This car is wide, isn’t it? Still, I measured it, right? Girlfriend is put on sentry duty at back of car as I slowly reverse it in (forwards was out due to a big pillar that would have stopped me opening the driver’s door).

Get almost all the way in, wing mirrors are past the door frame so I think I’m home and dry, then… :eek: a horrible metallic scraping noise as I put a lovely dent/scrape combo in the front wheel arch :smack: :smack:

That cost £400 to get fixed, all out of my own pocket (not worth claiming on the insurance, with a £250 excess) ☹

The car now lives on the driveway. My drumkit lives in the garage 😉

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pothole-1-ferrari-0/250901/19 "2004-06-18T13:07:00Z")

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> [@Wesley Clark](#):
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> What is also funny is in under 1 minute of searching on google i found a seller in europe with the exact same car for 179k rather than 320k. So he not only blew his car but he spent 141k more than he needed to.
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> [http://www.dennigcars.org/used\_ferrari.htm](http://www.dennigcars.org/used_ferrari.htm)

So he could have bought from this guy instead and had enough left over to buy a Humvee with all the fixin’s, and pothole worries would be a thing of the past.

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pothole-1-ferrari-0/250901/20 "2004-06-18T15:19:38Z")

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> **Wesley Clark** sez:  
> What is also funny is in under 1 minute of searching on google i found a seller in europe with the exact same car for 179k rather than 320k.

179,000… Euros? Pounds? Dollars? It makes a difference, you know. The $320,000 quoted in the _Washington Times_ article was (obviously) in dollars.

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